CUCKOLD SIMULATOR: Life as a Beta Male Cuck

CUCKOLD SIMULATOR: Life as a Beta Male Cuck

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100% Achievement Guide: CUCKOLD SIMULATOR: Life as a Beta Male Cuck
By Pilk
Achievement hunting when wife doesn't let you watch is a great way to pass the time other than surfing Reddit of course.
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Funky Pops
Help Cuckold find all his Funky Pops which are hidden all over the world for DeShawn's TikTok trend.

White
White can found in the garage

Fat Red
Fat red can be found watching the bull from the window, to get this funky pop you can jump on pole then onto the roof or you can also jump off the map and try to land on the roof as you are falling.

Funny Tall Blue
Funny Tall Blue can be found on top of the neighbors house, you can jump on the hedge next to the fence and jump on top of the roof.

Green
Green can be found in the nightclub take a left from the entrance should be next to the elevator behind the curtains.

Grey
Grey can be found in the men's bathroom at the bar in Chinatown.

Radioactive
Radioactive can be found in Chinatown out of bounds, you can parkour out of bounds or you can edit save file.
X: 73
Y: -922
Z: 47

Matrix
Matrix can be found by encountering the FED in Chinatown. she spawns by RNG so check Chinatown every night.

Big Green
Big Green can be found inside the Gamestart in Chinatown.

Brown
Brown can be found locked up in a cell just like Tyrone.

lil Yellow Fellow
lil Yellow Fellow can be found in the fish tank in the Art Gallery.

Biggest Blackest
The biggest blackest funky pop can be found by editing save file only.
X: -206.4867706
Y: 204.2771301
Z: 8.575889587

Chonky Sky Blue
Chonky Sky Blue can be found by editing save file only.
X: 24
Y: -591
Z: -25
Early Adopter
Play during Early Access.
Thrifty
Buy the game before the price increase not sure if getting it on sale counts or gifted.
Baby Grabber
On the title screen there are 3 babies moving around, click on them and find the one you can pick up.
Oops...
Delete your save data. Recommend doing this one before starting the game so you don't lose all your progress.
Coming Out of the Closet
When you walk into the room with Tyrone and Wife and they don't let you watch sneak into the closet and maybe catch a glimpse.
Not Jesus
Go to the backyard and walk on the pool.
Funky Pop!
Find your first Funky Pop. (check the garage)
No Escape
Jump off the map.
Zoil Skip
Go into the room with the Funky Pops, run in place on the corner of the closet and open the closet doors it should glitch you out of the house.
The Trash Man
Push 2 trash cans off the map. There is an opening on the house next door that is for sale to push the trash can out the neighborhood.
High Voltage
Surf on the power lines. You can climb to the power line in the backyard of the for sale house where Wayne is located.
No More Baby!
Let the baby outside and push him off the map. (Same way as pushing the trash cans off) You are going to have to block the babies path until he exits the neighborhood through the opening in the for sale house.
Betrayal and Paid in Full
When playing as Tyrone on night 7 shoot Cuckold and Wife for both of these achievements.
Making a Mess
When playing as Tyrone on night 7 shoot the soylents that are on the kitchen table.
Makin' Bacon
Smoke 50 pigs with Tyrone's Blicky. (Alexa drop the beat)
Pig Roast
Smoke 100 Pigs with Tyrone's blicky. (Blicky bouta do a lil sumthin)
Seven Hundo
When you visit Tyrone in jail keep talking to him until he does 700 push ups. (starts at 600ish)
Locked Up
Bail out Tyrone can be done by changing the save file. CTRL+F then type money change the value to 800,000.
Kasia, wróć!
Go to Chinatown and talk to Christopher he should be located by the hardware store, then meet him at the bar and finish that scene. (Brazilian Chads)
Billiards Pro
In Chinatown bar walk on the pool table and get all the balls into the sockets.
Room 503
In the Chinatown Hotel go all the way up to Room 503 it should be blocked by a brick wall. Interact with the wall then run towards it until the wall is gone or you glitch through it.
跑酷
In Chinatown jump on the ATM then on Yoshi sign then jump up towards the cage and get inside the cage there should be an opening.
Out of Bounds
In China town jump out of bound and find the radioactive Funky Pop.
Gang Stalked
Go to Chinatown and walk towards the strip club, once you are at the strip club door walk right all the way down there should be green garage with a window on top of it with the lights on. The fed lives there and you'll see her at the door step chilling. (RNG based so go to china town every night until she shows up)
Push It
Push the button if you got the Coomers Delight DLC for something special.
Simpin' Ain't Easy
Finish the Anime Girl quest line
Walk a Mile in...
Yung Roscoe leaves his shoes in 201 after ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ your wife. Take them and return them to him. Yung Roscoe randomly spawns in the night club so try going every night until he shows up.
The Biggest Blackest Funky Pop!
This one you need to edit your save file and change your localPosition to
X: -206.4867706
Y: 204.2771301
Z: 8.575889587
My Masterpiece
Go to the Bank and set up an account. After a few days you should get a mail invitation to an Art exhibit. After the exhibit talk to the curator and then to Ashleigh The Leopard and ask for paint supplies. When home paint something.
Clocking In
Play for 8 consecutive hours without crashing quitting or playing Snitch games will reset the timer.
System Error
Not sure how I got this one. I assume Crash the game. Got crashed after opening the ATM.
Sneed
Go to save files and Ctrl + F "Sneed" set false to true.
Genocide
Complete Chapter 1 of Anime Girl Genocide within 81 seconds.
Genocide, But Faster
Complete Chapter 1 of Anime Girl Genocide within 46 seconds.



Here is a youtube video showing the path you should take. (Not my video)
Genocide v2
Complete Chapter 2 of Anime Girl Genocide within 50 seconds.



Here is a youtube video showing the path you should take. (Not my video)
Godlike
In Cuck Souls defeat her without ever rolling, or taking damage. I recommend doing this one to unlock 4 achievements all at once. myspacebarisbroken, Flawless Victory, Nerfed, and Godlike.


Here is a youtube video showing the path you should take. (Not my video)
myspacebarisbroken
In Cuck Souls defeat her without ever rolling.
Flawless Victory
In Cuck Souls defeat her without ever taking damage.
Nerfed
In Cuck Souls beat her nerfed version.
Hard Victory
In Cuck Souls defeat her on hard mode. Unlocked after defeating her nerfed mode.
The Spirit of Christmas
Give everyone their Christmas gift. Event starts when you click on the Christmas tree in the dinning room. (Christmas Event)
I'm Bisexual
Identify as Bisexual. (Pride Month Event)
I'm Gay!
Identify as Gay. (Pride Month Event)
Full of Pride
Complete the Pride Event.
Patron
Subscribe to Team Sneed on Patreon. Comes with some goodies. Help him afford his funky pop addiction.
Saving Lifes
Buy the Covid-19 Mask DLC.
The Heist
Set coordinates in the save file to spawn inside the vault.
"x" : 337.32663,
"y" : 211.362045,
"z" : -30.3643951
Stuck
When getting the high voltage achievement go to the very end of the wires towards your house at the wooden post your character should be suspended in the air this will count as being stuck. There is many other ways to get stuck but I found this one the easiest.
My New Friend
Talk to Jack Goldman alot.
Practice Makes Perfect
Buy all the prizes and take Arcade Mommy out on a date to Starcucks.
Jackpot!
Play LGBQ+ Slot Machine until you hit the Jackpot. (Might take a few hours hope rng is on your side.
New Whip
Clean Graffiti outside your house play a few more days until your car gets tagged on. Then go to Chinatown body shop and re paint your car.
Art Connoisseur
Buy all the Hunter Biden Art.
The "Other" Plane
Do all of Wayne's quest and get the goggles.
Cuck-ception
Go on Cuckolds computer and insert https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/853300 on the URL.
27 Comments
Lesser Demon Baddie 16 Apr, 2023 @ 7:44pm 
How do you edit save files?
HalfdanVT 7 Mar, 2023 @ 3:14am 
Any advice for the pig roast achievement?
hot sludge 1 Mar, 2023 @ 7:16pm 
ok so using biggest blackest funky pop coordinates instantly renders your save unusable... need to put tyhe commas and " " in correctly ... and even then its still not running the save file
sku 24 Feb, 2023 @ 5:03pm 
there's a funky pop when wearing waynes goggles in chinatown, turn right when you walk in
sku 24 Feb, 2023 @ 4:58pm 
c:\users\cuckfaggotliberal\AppData\LocalLow\Team SNEED\CuckoldSimulator
HBK 9 Feb, 2023 @ 1:12pm 
wheres the save files in the game
It's me Isaac 27 Dec, 2022 @ 1:33am 
For The Heist achievement, you want to edit your save file and put in these coordinates:

"x" : 337.32663,
"y" : 211.362045,
"z" : -30.3643951
Captain Kaz MS 67th Doge Raider 25 Nov, 2022 @ 11:55am 
I bought the game on sale. Can confirm it does not unlock Thrifty at least it did not for me.
Bubi ♔ 30 Oct, 2022 @ 5:51am 
Im fkn pissed I set my coordinates to get the big black funky and it reset everything. I backed up the game before I fucked with the save file to change my cords, is it all gone?
Treble Maker 13 Oct, 2022 @ 7:12pm 
There is a way to knock yourself out of bounds in Chinatown by dragging the brick wall in front of room 504 downstairs to the side of the first floor. The first time I ran off the edge of the map i was able to see the room with the giant black funky pop in it but not reach it. this has to be the way to do it, I just have no idea how to get to the room or how to repeat what i did the first time falling. also this is how to legitimately:steam get the radioactive achievement i am guessing