1. Yell into your mic.
2. Speek a language nobody understands.
3. Flash your team as often as you can.
4. Talk all the time.
5. Go your own way, even though your team sais otherwise.
6. Throw the most useless smokes, even better if they screw your team.
7. Be afk at the start of every important round.
8. Make out of everything a problem, rage like a crazy person.
9. When you have a bot in your team, give him the bomb every round.
10. Block teammates until they are dead.
11. Buy bad weapons, even better when you do it on eco rounds, if you ever eco at all...

1. Follow your team or listen to advice.
2. Drop for a teammate when he can't buy.
3. Call a postion of an enemy after you have died and you know where he is.
4. Play good, miss every bullet if you can.
5. Plant the bomb when you are on the bombsite.
6. Give compliments when one of your team does something nice.
7. Cover spots, so your teammates can be backraped at any time.
8. Kick a cheater when he is on your team.
9. Buy a kit.

Get a wallhack, or aimbot, or whatever is out there! You'll be the most scumbag one can be!