1. You should buy a bow and arrow.
it's worth a shot.

2. What is it called when you kill someone with a bow from the high ground?
Death from a bow.

3. Who should be the next legendary hunter? David Bowie

4. A hunter with a bow is pushing my position
I'm quivering in my boots.

5. We got the bows that shoot frag bombs, concertinas and poison. What about a bow that shoots water as special ammo?
I think it would be called a rainbow. It seems like a really colorful idea. I bet it would really shine.

6. When a trio was chasing me I only just got away by firing myself out of a bow...
I tell you, it was a narrow escape.

7. Did you hear about the crazy hunter that traded in his bow for a machete?
It turns out he was de-ranged.

8. If you kill someone with just an arrow to the head
your teammates should bow in front of you

9. What do you call a master archer?
Unstoppabow

10. What do you call a communist archer?
A marxman.

11. What is an archer’s favourite song?
Bow-hemian Rhapsody.

12. If your teammate gets cocky after a bunch of kills with a bow
tell him that he is quite arrowgant

i unironically hated reading these. Hopefully you can put them to good use and piss off your friends properly. Peace.