Papers, Please

Papers, Please

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How to stamp Deny
By Hammer Of Evil
Having problem with pay rent comrade? Arstotzkan officials throw you in jail for bills unpaid? Family starving? Well your family will still starve but I will improve your meta in 3 easy steps. Glorious ways to stamp Deny on pitiful Kolechian Terrorists.
   
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Why did you make this guide?
Because you forget, comrade.

You forget simple basics of inspection, inspector, and struggle to get money. Now I will impart to you glorious Arstotzkan wisdom to prevent Kolechian terrorists.

Simply stamp Deny.

Alright, fine, just a stamp is not going to help you. I make this guide to remind you of your primary function.

Approve or Deny, as quickly as possible.

each second you spend pondering choices, making clicks, comparing documents, asking questions and interrogation, fingerprint, scan, position document for stamp, this all wastes time. you only are pay 5 credit per applicant. you should only spend 5 credit of time =p

Here is an example of the concept I attempt to explain.

Stupid Kolechian: hands over all documents except entry permit. you can see it is not on desk.

path 1:
check passport > find problem with passport > interrogate about problem > fingerprint about problem > discrepancy cleared > realize no entry permit > interrogate about entry permit > they hand over entry permit > spend 30s extra checking permit > permit is either good or bad, then you stamp. Then you have an extra chance to make a mistake - and gain a shameful citation..

With path 1, you will die of starvation before you get home, and some kolechian probably throws a grenade through your window because he senses your weakness.

path 2:
NO ENTRY PERMIT? DENIED KOLECHIAN SCUM! RED STAMP FOR GLORY OF ARSTOTZKAArstotzkaArstotzkaArstotzkaArstotzkaArstotzkaArstotzkaArstotzkaArstotzka

with path 2, you wear chad shades and strike fear into the people in line as 99.4% of them are turned away in the first hour. how dare they attempt to terrorize glorious Arstotzka.


This is possible earnings: 105 credits for denying 19/21 passports, for a single day.

due to the extreme fear of your unlimited power of deny stamp, terrorist is much too afraid to challenge your supremacy, as the glory of Arstotzka blinds him so he cant throw grenade. great success

it is not your job to help kolechian terrorist get its papers in order at important inspectors glorious inspection booth. reject and find someone who is not such a kolechian spy.


Locate the serious discrepancy quickly. Face does not match? Male on passport but looks female? just stamp deny.

Hot tips and tricks:

-temporarily memorize the date, if their documents are invalid date, no need to interrogate unless u need the reason!

-instantly click 'NEXT' before the terrorist leaves your inspector booth, to increase the rate at which terrorists can be inspectedDENIED.

-there will be a point in game where 'Detain' will award you extra $$$ - this is your discretion if detain is more valuable to you - perhaps it is! i have not tested. i simply deny.

-There is a point in the game where you must give the kolechian terrorist a reason for their idiot behavior, in this stage the path now includes a 'forced' interrogation when they fail to produce passport, but again, stamp the reason, and deny quickly.

-Understand, comrade, you do not need to stamp perfectly in the box, stamp it on their stupid kolechian portrait, and the reason can go directly overtop, no need to help them preserve their terrorism in other country, after all. you do the world a service.

-a second screen, smart phone, printed document or tablet helps, with a document displaying the rulebook authentication symbols, city of issue, etc- but well, some may claim this is a little 'cheaty' - i leave it to your discretion.

-FOOD and HEAT is expensive. You are not wealthy man or you would be imprisoned. Your family does not need both. One night they get HEAT but no FOOD. next night they get FOOD but no HEAT.

-if your SON get sick, it is serious.

Glory to Arztozka
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Y3b4n 1 Dec, 2023 @ 11:08pm 
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