GUESS WHO'S BACK, BACK AGAIN? YOU ALL APPARENTLY LOVE MY GUIDES, SO HERE'S ANOTHER ONE. I'M AN AMAZING LOVER, AND I'M GOING TO TRANSMIT MY KNOWLEDGE TO YOU.

AGAIN THIS IS NOT SO SERIOUS SO DON'T HATE ME. ALSO SPOILERS, DUH.

PROS

• PRACTICAL GARDENING SKILLS
  
• PROBABLY OWNS A COOL ASARI SWORD WITH AUTHENTIC BATTLE DAMAGE THAT HAS BEEN FOLDED OVER A MILLION TIMES TO PRODUCE THE FINEST BLADE KNOWN TO SPACEKIND

CONS

• ASARI WEEB
  
• PAINFULLY AVERAGE, BUT AGAIN, MAYBE YOU LIKE THAT, IT'S NOT FOR ME THOUGH.

CAN BE ROMANCED BY: MEN

PROS

• A SIMPLE FOOL, LIKE ME.
  
• CAN KICK BALLS WITH HIGH PROFICIENCY

CONS

• TOO SIMPLE, TOO FOOLISH.
  
• BRI'ISH

CAN BE ROMANCED BY: WOMEN

PROS

• REMINDS ME OF CHRISTOPHER HEMSWORTH
  
• STRAIGHTFORWARD
  
• GOOD CARD MAN

CONS

• NOT ACTUALLY GOOD AT CARDS, SIKE, LIAR AND A CHEAT
  
• UNIMAGINATIVE NAMER

CAN BE ROMANCED BY: GENTS

PROS

• UMMMM
  
• PURPLE?

CONS

• HAS ABSOLUTELY NO INFORMATION ON THEM ON THE MASS EFFECT WIKI
  
• MIGHT NOT EXIST
  
• BANNED FROM THE BONE ZONE

CAN BE ROMANCED BY: HUNTERS OF ELUSIVE BEASTS (IE: GUYS)

PROS

• BLUE
  
• INDIANA JONES (IN SPACE)
  
• OPEN TO CASUAL ROMANCE
  
• FLOATY

CONS

• SOME HAVE EXTREMELY ANGRY OPINIONS ABOUT THE FACE STRIPE, I THINK ITS FINE BUT HEY
  
• EASILY INFLUENCED INTO LEAVING PEOPLE TO DIE

CAN BE ROMANCED BY: SEXY ARCHAEOLOGISTS OF ALL GENDERS

PROS

• SCIENCE GF
  
• FABULOUS ACCENT
  
• BIG FAN OF LICK TESTS

CONS

• OVERT ROMANCE MAKES FROGS UNCOMFORTABLE
  
• IF YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE EDGY ATHEISTS YOU'RE PROBABLY GOING TO FIND HER ANNOYING, BUT THAT'S PROBABLY NOT YOU, RIGHT?

CAN BE ROMANCED BY: THE LASSIES

PROS

• SILKY SMOOTH VOCAL CHORDS
  
• JOCK GF
  
• STREET SMARTS, BABY
  
• YOU CAN HANG OUT WITH HER AND HER KROGAN BRO

cons

• INEPT IN THE CULINARY ARTS
  
• WAS ONCE BIGGER, BUT HAD TO BE NERFED :(

CAN BE ROMANCED BY: WISE SCHOLARS BOTH MALE AND FEMALE

PROS

• MIGHT HAVE A FILM DEGREE?
  
• FUNKY WITH POLYAMOROUS FUN

CONS

• STILL FACE MIGHT DECEIVE YOU INTO THINKING SHE IS DEAD, SHE IS NOT.
  
• JUST... NOT A LOT GOING ON, Y'KNOW?

CAN BE ROMANCED BY: ANYONE I GUESS?

PROS

• ALMOST DEFINITELY GOING TO WHISPER SWEET NOTHINGS INTO YOUR EAR
  
• SOFT BOY
  
• FAMILY MAN
  
• SKILLED CRAFTSMAN, CAN MAKE YOU THINGS

CONS

• SNORES, LOUDLY.
  
• MIGHT BE TOO SWEET FOR YOU.

CAN BE ROMANCED BY: ALLL THE WHOLESOME PEOPLE.

PROS

• HANDSOME ROGUE
  
• CUNNING LINGUIST, LITERALLY AND METAPHORICALLY.
  
• NICE EYEBROWS

CONS

• VERY HIGH POSSIBILITY OF BEING LET DOWN
  
• SUS

CAN BE ROMANCED BY: SMOOTH OPERATORS OF ALL GENDERS