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Have you ever wondered what it’d be like to throw away any and all technological advances and revert back to an errant Neanderthal slapping rocks together to solve its problem? I'll solve that problem for you real quick as we ask Can You Beat The Forest Using Only the Plane Axe?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2t2eJA6kK4 Prod.Emperor Jomei
(https://open.spotify.com/artist/230K3i8uetMpu7dDwsl06Z)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgyzS93k7Lo Prod.Riddiman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ID4CiVVxSG0  (Prod.UNLUCKY)

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We started off this challenge by collecting as many supplies as we could from the luggages before heading off to the yacht, we took all the soda and snacks we could from there and decided to go to the sinkhole. To get to the bottom of it we were going to need three items, the climbing axe, the rebreather and the keycard. Our first goal was the climbing axe located in cave 9, the ledge cave near the sinkhole.

This wasn’t my first time spelunking into a strange hole and it certainly wouldn’t be my last. as Shakespeare once said, “once more into her breaches, my friend.”
Sadly we let Shakespeare down as there were in fact, no breaches to enter, only ropes upon ropes to descend. As we reached the bottom, I was elated upon seeing something new, my brain positively throbbing with hints of dopamine. What could be at the end of this pool of water? As it turns out, more rope.

Unfortunately for them, they were no match for crippling Compartmentalization and dissociation 
Making our way forward, we found a crevice which we slithered through, upon reaching the other side we were met with an intimate view of the sinkhole, which I proceeded to nickname after a girl at my university Big Bertha for it reminded me of her giant, gaping asshole – Following along the ledge, we found some Gabbies and some bottles of that cheap 7 dollar vodka you’d find at your shady offsale at 3 am. I swallowed the Gabbies and downed them with the vodka, per the doctors orders. I felt much better.

It took nearly two in game days for us to find a landmark I could use, the film camp. There we took everything we could get our grubby mitts on, which ended up only being arrows and cash.  I figured this might be some sort of hounds of Zaroff situation, so we skedaddled by quickly. 
After waking up in the morning, we eventually found the cave, did my favourite activity. And entered a small-scale turf war. This cave was my territory, and nothing was gonna stop me from selling DMT to the cave kids. Not that I wanted to mind you but if I didn’t, Joe Rogan would no longer have a podcast. After the mutants were dealt with I entered my bag only to get “knocked the fuck out” by one waiting in ambush.

Oracle broke every single leg in his body as he reached the bottom faster than any of us did. A bit further we stripped the scuba gear from a corpse faster than Howard carter in 1922 Ce did to King Tuts treasure. Ran past some neo fascist proud boys and found the exit to the cave.

After getting knocked down and getting back up I saw multiple Justin Gaethes circling around me, or at least that what I think Tony ferguson saw after taking more abuse than my fathers liver. But unlike tony I was probably considered unarmed and it took multiple swings for us to finish the rest of the mutants. Afterwards, I finished duplicating bone until I had a full set on me and one in my inventory

It only took a few moments for trouble to find us on our way to cave 7, Rudy Guiliani was hot on our trail and looking to get to our child first, we ran, him tucking in his shirt right behind us. Adrenaline was pumping and we nearly missed the cave entrance, luckily Emperor Jomei had his wits about him and pointed it out.

Inside the cave we past a man hanging by his feet who had clearly fallen from his skateboard and gotten a bit of road rash. A bit further there was a armsy blocking our path, so we ran past him, unfortunately his boys were a little quicker and ambushed us as they broke down the wooden walls. I thought we were home free after getting past there but the mutants caught up to  us and started ripping into Oracle. 
At this point we witness something I had never done in the whole five hours of playing with these guys. I was brave and selfless, I ran infront and took the heat to allow Oracle the time to escape. It was life changing, I made a personal vow to never do that again, I could’ve died.
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Jonny Derp 3 Aug, 2021 @ 8:48pm

Plain*

id.closer 3 Aug, 2021 @ 1:08pm

beautiful

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