Garry's Mod

Garry's Mod

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How to be an annoying steam user (real)
By BrainHaver
Hey you! Do you have friends? Do you have TOO many friends perhaps? Maybe you wanna lose them all become a public nuisance? Well boy oh boy do I have the guide for you! In case you cant read, this guide will teach you the ways of how to be an annoying steam user!
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Each section in this guide will provide easy ways to make everyone hate you. Pretty epic!!!111!!11
Option 1: ♥♥♥♥♥♥ copypastas
One of THE EASIEST ways to make people hate you is to take one of those copypasta arts (example: bob the skeleton or doge) that you see on literally every comment section of any mod of the gmod workshop (or really any workshop page in general) and copy and paste it on every single ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ comment section of any steam page that you can possibly find. This will make navigating to ACTUAL COMMENTS really difficult for the normal steam user, which can generally be extremely annoying. This option is what the cool kids call "spam" which can easily annoy literally anyone.
Option 2: Steam Guides
So you know how when you click on any game in your steam library, scroll down, then see ♥♥♥♥♥♥ guides that usually have nothing to do with the actual topic of the game, or shows you how to do the simplest ♥♥♥♥ (such as walking or doing nothing in a game)? Those guides are usually made just to grab attention from random people to gain steam points, which is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. And I am definitely not doing the exact same thing right now. Nope. Absolutely not. This is a normal and helpful guide, obviously. Anyways, make one of those and you should be good to go.


Also if you want to learn how to make a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ steam guide yourself, check out my other guide! (definitely not self promotion at all)
Option 3: become an edgy tryhard steam account or some ♥♥♥♥ idk
You know what alot of people hate? Edgy people. And also tryhards. And also extremely obsessed weebs. Well why not make a combination of all of those things? Yeah! Make a steam account with some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ username like ֆ ʟ ǟ ֆ ɦ ɛ ʀ or something like that. Use some really weird edgy fonts that is unnecessarily hard to read. Then go on to a random multiplayer game (like tf2, gmod, or CS:GO just to name a few) and how much cooler you are then everyone else, then when somebody kills you, just say that it is a hacker or something. Trust me, everyone will want to kick you as soon as humanly possible.
Option 4: Hack lol
Last but not least, just hack the game. Seriously, this is literally one of the easiest ways to get on the bad side of anyone. Just hack a multiplayer server. Ever heard of the tf2 bot crisis? Why don't you just contribute to that! (Clarification: I do not actually condone this. ♥♥♥♥ whoever actually contributes to that garbage)
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And that is the end of this guide, I hope that you've learned something from this guide, and that everyone will hate you as much as I hate myself!










secret option 5: don't do any of this and check yourself into a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ insane asylum
seriously dont do any of these I am ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ begging
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boonetru 24 Feb, 2023 @ 8:52pm 
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sand 25 Jun, 2022 @ 11:12am 
This guide was helpful to me, I now get sent death threats on multiple occasions. thx!
Chill Guy 25 May, 2022 @ 4:22pm 
you can become an annoying steam user by clarissa spamming
bubby 18 May, 2022 @ 12:28pm 
bing chilling
Xx_commieslayer2010_xX 4 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm 

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BizKwikTwist 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:25am 
bruh I got 200,000 steam points what do I do with them?
steemingpipes 22 Jul, 2021 @ 9:43pm 
yo thanks it worked
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