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"Boom-shaka-laka!"

Slam Dunk the basket.

There is a basket above the trash can in the sister's bedroom. Grab a piece of paper from inside the trash can and move your hand through the hoop while holding the paper.

"From Downtown!"

Shoot a basket from far.

There is a basket above the trash can in the sister's bedroom. Grab a piece of paper from inside the trash can. Step as far back from the can as you can and throw the paper into the hoop.

"Get away from her, you witch!"

Roast all the aliants!

There is an ant farm under the desk with a magnifying glass next to it in your sister's room. Break the ant farm with the magnifying glass and the aliants will escape. To roast an aliant, hold up the magnifying glass until the light coming out of it is a small circle. Move it over the aliant to roast it.

There are 20 aliants in total and they spawn in groups of 4 in 5 different locations:

In front of the aliant farm

In your brother's room in front of the toy chest

On the table in the kitchen

Next to the bed in the parent's room

Below the table with the fishbowl

"He's on Fire!"

Make a total of 25 baskets.

There is a basket above the trashcan in the sister's bedroom. Grab a piece of paper from inside the trash can and move your hand through the hoop while holding the paper. Do this 25 times.

"Houston, we have a problem"

Retrieve the rocket!

There is a rocket on top of the dresser in the sister's room. Shoot the rocket off with either the bow or the nerf gun. Pick it up.

"Whoomp, there it is!"

Shoot a basket from close.

There is a basket above the trash can in the sister's bedroom. Grab a piece of paper from inside the trash can. Step back from the can and throw the paper into the hoop.

A mile in His Shoes

Crawl a baby's mile in your father's loafers.

The loafers are at the entrance of your parent's room. Pick both of them up and crawl around.

A Piece of the Pie

Eat the pizza.

There is a slice of pizza in the hallway bathroom behind the toilet. Pick it up and eat it.

Albert's Adventure

Help guide Albert Onion through a grand adventure!

Put the Atari game into the Atari. Pick up the joystick to play. Beat the game.

Another!

Break a mug.

Use either the nerf gun or the bow to shoot the mug on the counter in the kitchen.

Archer Artemis

Become a true archery master!

Use the bow and fire at the target held up by the balloon. This will start a time trial with targets scattered around. There are 8 different trials. Complete the first 4 trials.

Armed and dangerous

Get the foam ball launcher.

The foam ball launcher is located inside the toy chest in the brother's room. To open it, you need the white key. To get the white key, you will need to feed the catnip to the cat in the kitchen. The white key is in the cat bowl under the cat food. To get the catnip, you will need the green key. To obtain the green key, you will need to gather blinking red blocks around the living room. Put the blocks in the toy chest inside the baby gate. The green key is inside. Take the green key to the right nightstand in the parent's room. The catnip is inside.

Avid Reader

Pull all the books off the shelf.

There are 3 bookshelves in the game. You need to pull all the books off of all of them. I suggest grabbing the umbrella in the corner of the living room to help reach the books on the higher shelves.

The 3 locations:

Living Room

Sister's Room

Brother's Room

Award Ceremony

Knock over 5 trophies.

Use either the bow or the nerf gun to knock down all trophies. There are 2 in the brother's room and 3 in the sister's room.

Brother's Room

Sister's Room

Baby 'T'

I pity the fool that can't get my van on the road!

The van is located inside the toy chest in the brother's room. To open it, you need the white key. To get the white key, you will need to feed the catnip to the cat in the kitchen. The white key is in the cat bowl under the cat food. To get the catnip, you will need the green key. To obtain the green key, you will need to gather blinking red blocks around the living room. Put the blocks in the toy chest inside the baby gate. The green key is inside. Take the green key to the right nightstand in the parent's room. The catnip is inside.

Once you get the van, put it on the track across from the toy chest. There is a piece of track between the toy chest and the track itself. You will need to place it on the track to complete the track before the van can be placed.

Baby Bootlegger

Use the floppy to make a copy.

Go to the computer in the sister's room. Put the game floppy into the computer and then put the blank floppy in the floppy drive next to the computer.

Baby Builder

Build a block house!

There are blocks in the living room. There will be an outline of where you need to place blocks. When a block is placed in the correct spot, the outline will turn green.

Baby Driver

Drive the RC car for 1 minute.

There is an RC car in the kitchen. Pick up the controller and red rings will appear. This is a 1 minute time trial. You need to complete the time trial.

Baby Makeover

Paint it Pink!

There is pink lipstick on the sink in the parent's bathroom. Climb up onto the toilet level to reach over and grab it. Pick it up and draw with it.

Baby Picasso

Try not to stay within the lines when you color with crayons.

Inside the brother's room, there is a table with crayons on it. Climb up onto the stool. On the table, you should see a picture of a flower. Pick up a crayon and color outside the lines.

Baby SpaceX

Prepare for lift off into the Solar System!

There is a rocket on top of the dresser in the sister's room. Shoot the rocket off with either the bow or the nerf gun. Pick it up. Take it to the parent's bedroom and place it on the launch pad in front of the crib.

The Rocket

The Launch Pad

Back in Time

Put the DeLorean on the track.

Inside the brother's room, there is a track towards the corner of the room. There is a missing piece sitting next to the track. Pick it up and complete the track. Near the track, there is a trash can beside the dresser. Next to it is the DeLorean. Pick it up and put it on the track.

Break the Bank!

Cash in on your sister's investment by breaking her piggy bank!

In your sister's room, there is a piggy bank sitting on the chair. Climb up onto the chair and grab the piggy bank. Throw it on the floor and it should shatter.

Butter Fingers

Break 5 dishes.

In the kitchen, there are plates scattered around. You can find some on top of the table and some inside of the cabinets. Pick them up and throw them on the ground to break them. Break 5 of them.

Call Waiting

Answer the cellphone, don't worry about taking a message.

In the parent's bedroom, there is a cellphone on top of the left nightstand. Crawl onto the bed and reach over to grab it.

CastleMania

Build a block fortress!

There are blocks in the living room. There will be an outline of where you need to place blocks. When a block is placed in the correct spot, the outline will turn green. After you complete the first outline, a new outline will appear that is bigger than the last. There are 3 different builds. Complete the 3rd and final build.

Caught 'em All!

Catch all the monsters

In the living room, a Gameboy and a cartridge are sitting on the floor next to the Atari. Plug the cartridge into the Gameboy. Hold up the Gameboy and walk around the house. You will see 5 different monsters around the house. To capture them, throw balls at them by pressing the trigger. They spawn in random locations every game.

Examples

Channeling Mozart

Play the piano.

There is a toy piano in the corner of the hallway. Play it.

Cleaning up

clean items around the house, one flush at a time.

I'm not 100% sure how many items are required, but pick up any item, take it to the hallway bathroom, and drop it in the toilet.

Close Encounters

Animal Abduction

In the sister's bedroom, climb up onto the bunk bed. There is a UFO on the shelf. Pick it up and throw it. It will start hovering in a circle around the room. Go down to the floor and look for a foam rocket. Place the foam rocket on the pump stand and look up. The UFO will be right above the foam rocket at a certain point. Shoot the UFO with the foam rocket at the right time to knock it down. Pick it up again and let go. It will start hovering and will show an animal icon above it. You will need to place each animal below it to be abducted. There are 5 animals total: Cow, Chicken, Pig, Sheep, and Horse.

Cow is located in the hallway plant pot

Chicken is located under the table in the kitchen

Horse is located on the bed in the parent's bedroom

Sheep is located in the baby play pen

Pig is located in the brother's room

The Spaceship

Cozy

Crawl a baby's mile in your sister's slippers.

Inside your sister's room, you will find a pair of bunny slippers. Pick up both of them and crawl around.

DJ Baby Hands

Shred a sick track with the matching game!

In your brother's room, there is a DJ pad leaning against the stool. Play around with it a bit and press all the buttons.

Daredevil

Put the motorcycle on the track.

Inside the brother's room, there is a track towards the corner of the room. There is a missing piece sitting next to the track. Pick it up and complete the track. Near the track, you will see a motorcycle. Pick it up and put it on the track.

Does this go there?

Use the convenient storage buckets around the house, I think the adults called them trash cans?
Go into either bathroom. Pick up a piece of paper from inside the trash can and then put it back in.

Editor

Tear a page from your sister’s diary.

Inside the baby pen, there is a pacifier. Grab the pacifier and take it into the sister's room. Crawl up onto the chair and put the pacifier into the piranha plant's mouth. Grab the key and use it to unlock your sister's diary on the floor.

Elephant in the Room

Grab the toy elephant.

Go into the laundry room. Open up the dryer and grab the elephant from inside.

Elite Hacker

Make your sister’s computer Blue Screen.

Go into your sister's room and crawl up onto the desk chair. Spam buttons on the keyboard until it blue screens.

Epic Battle

Bring Gamma Man to Mecha-Rept-Zilla

In your brother's room, there is a superhero toy. Grab him and put him on the platform in front of Godzilla.

Fine Tuning

Shoot the stereo.

Use either the nerf gun or the bow to shoot the stereo in your sister's room.

First Flight

Glide the glider!

There is a paper airplane at the entrance to your brother's room. Grab it and throw it.

Floater

Toss the boat into the water.

In the hallway bathroom, there is a toy boat on the floor. Pick it up and throw it in the bathtub. Turn on the bathtub faucet to fill it up with water.

Forced Migration

Launch the duck from their little pond.

In the hallway bathroom, there is a rubber duck on the side of the bathtub. Pick it up and throw it in the toilet.

Fueled Up!

Drink from the bottle.

Go to the parent's bedroom and crawl into the crib. Pick up the baby bottle and drink it.

GOOOOOAL!

Give the soccer ball a toss.

Go into your brother's room and pick up the soccer ball. Throw it.

Game On!

Try to play a game...while playing the game?

Put a game into the Atari and pick up the joystick.

Game Over, Man!

Break the ant farm.

There is an ant farm under the desk with a magnifying glass next to it in your sister's room. Break the ant farm with the magnifying glass.

Get Smart

Wear the glasses.

In your sister's room, there's a pair of glasses sitting on the chair. Pick them up and wear them.

Go Bye Bye

Put car keys in the toilet

Crawl onto the couch in the living room. Grab the car keys and take them to the hallway bathroom. Throw them into the toilet.

Good Baby

Put the pacifier in your face!

The pacifier is located inside the baby pen. Pick it up and put it in your mouth.

Gotta Catch 'em All!

Try the newest handheld game device!

In the living room, a Gameboy and a cartridge are sitting on the floor next to the Atari. Plug the cartridge into the Gameboy. Pick it up.

Gravity

Complete the Astronaut EVA training!

In your sister's room, there is an astronaut on the floor along with a little white remote. Pick up the remote and hold the trigger for boost and use the trackpad/analog stick to turn the astronaut. This is a 2 minute time trial. You will need to fly the astronaut through all the rings and land on the moon. On the final ring, make sure you go through the top, not the bottom.

Great Escape!

Gain your freedom from the dreaded playpen!

As soon as you spawn into the game, grab the screwdriver and use it to open the playpen gate.

Grumpy Cat

Get scratched by the cat.

The cat is in the kitchen. Crawl over to him and try and grab him until he scratches you.

Hand Me Downs

Your sister has some big shoes to fill!

Go into your sister's room and pick up both of her shoes. Crawl around while holding them.

Hippity Hoppity

Hello my baby!

There is a frog and a top hat in front of the bed in your brother's room. Put the top hat on the frog.

Home Run

Hit the ball with bat!

There is a baseball on a shelf in your parent's bedroom. Use either the nerf gun or the bow to shoot it down. In your brother's room, a bat is leaning against the wall in the corner of the room next to the bookshelf. Pick it up and hit the baseball while holding the bat.

Howdy Partner

Put on the cowboy hat.

The cowboy hat is located inside the toy chest in the brother's room. To open it, you need the white key. To get the white key, you will need to feed the catnip to the cat in the kitchen. The white key is in the cat bowl under the cat food. To get the catnip, you will need the green key. To obtain the green key, you will need to gather blinking red blocks around the living room. Put the blocks in the toy chest inside the baby gate. The green key is inside. Take the green key to the right nightstand in the parent's room. The catnip is inside.

Once you get the cowboy hat, put it on your head.

Hunt for Holiday's eggs!

Are you ready, player one?

There are 12 easter eggs hidden around the map. You can either pick them up and throw them or shoot them with the nerf gun. Once you break all 12, you will get the achievement.

*NOTE* If you leave the game, you will have to restart. You have to get all 12 in one session.

Here are the locations:

Beside kitchen trashcan

Behind the toilet in the hallway bathroom

Next to the sink in the parent's bathroom

Plant pot next to the Atari

Bookshelf in living room

Between washing machine and dryer

By the door to the sister's room

Bunk bed in the sister's room

Under the bed in the brother's room

Bookshelf in the brother's room

To the right of the cabinet in the parent's room

Inside the baby crib

Iron Stomach

Try a bit of everything there is to eat!

Eat everything on the below list in one session.

Crayons
Bar of soap
Pizza
Cat food
Carrots
Explosive candy
Cake
PB&J
Burnt PB&J (Put it in the VCR)
Apples
Oranges
Banana
Cheese
Strawberry
Shrimp
Blackberry
Cucumber
Meatball
Pickle
Tomato
Mushroom
Broccoli
Kiwi
Turtle food

BIG thanks to FunkeymonkeyTTR for finding the last piece of food!

Krabby Party

Find a way to open the mystery box!

In your brother's room, there is a box with a piece of tape on it in front of the bed. To open it, you will need the scissors on the desk. The scissors are right next to the box of crayons. Pick up the scissors and cut the tape on the box. Pick up the crab inside.

Let It Ride

Roll a lucky number 7 on the dice!

In your parent's bedroom, there are two dice under the dresser. Pick them up and toss them down as if you were rolling them. You need to get two numbers that add up to 7.

Let There be Light!

Plug in the night light.

In your brother's room, there is an outlet to the left of the toy chest. Right below the outlet is a nightlight. Pick it up and plug it in.

Like a Boss.

Put on the fedora.

In the corner of the living room, there is a coat rack. There should be a fedora below the coat rack. Pick it up and put it on.

Lil' Legolas

Learn your introductory archery skills.

Use the bow and fire at the target held up by the balloon. This will start a time trial with targets scattered around. There are 8 different trials. Complete the first trial.

Little Drummer

Play the drums.

In your sister's room, there is a drum near the bookshelf. Hit the drum.

MAC-MAN

Take out the competition in MAC-MAN.

Put the Atari game into the Atari. Pick up the joystick to play. Beat the game.

Man on the Moon

Get the astronaut onto the moon!

In your sister's room, there is an astronaut on the floor along with a little white remote. Pick up the remote and hold the trigger for boost and use the trackpad/analog stick to turn the astronaut. Above the dresser is a shelf with a globe on it. Fly the astronaut up to the moon and land on it.

Mint Condition

Grab the baseball.

There is a baseball on a shelf in your parent's bedroom. Use either the nerf gun or the bow to shoot it down. Pick up the baseball.

Monkey Business

Grab the toy monkey.

In your brother's room, there is a toy monkey sitting on the bed. Crawl onto the bed and pick up the monkey.

My Beloved Ice Cream Bar

Eat the bar of soap.

In the hallway bathroom, there is a bar of soap on the side of the bathtub. Pick it up and eat it.

My Precious

Drop the ring into the volcano.

In your parent's bedroom, there is a ring below the crib next to the launch pad. Pick it up and take it to your sister's room. Pick up the box of baking soda and pour it into the volcano. After the volcano explodes, throw in the ring.

The Ring

The Volcano

One Small Step

Try on the space helmet!

Complete the Close Encounters achievement. After you complete that achievement, a space helmet will pop out of the UFO. Pick it up and wear it.

PB&J

Eat the pbj.

On the kitchen table, there is a PB&J. Pick it up and eat it.

Party on, Dudes!

"Who" needs the cellphone?

There is a cellphone on the left nightstand in your parent's bedroom. Pick it up and take it to the TARDIS in your sister's room. Place the cellphone inside of the TARDIS.

Peanut Butter Movie Time!

Put the PBJ in the VCR!

On the kitchen table, there is a PB&J. Pick it up and take it to the VCR in the living room. Put the PB&J inside of the VCR.

Percussionist

Make some noise by tossing some pots and pans!

Go into the kitchen. Open the cabinet to the right of the stove. Grab the pot inside and throw it on the floor.

Picky Eater

Break the baby food.

In the kitchen, there is baby food located in the cabinet below the toaster. Pick up the baby food and break it on the floor.

Pizza Turtle

Feed Turt His Favorite Food

In your sister's room, there is a piggy bank sitting on the chair. Climb up onto the chair and grab the piggy bank. Throw it on the floor and it should shatter. Inside of the piggy bank should be a coin with a turtle on it. Pick it up and take it to your brother's room. Crawl up onto the bed and place the coin in the slot on the cage. Grab Turt and take him to the hallway bathroom. Behind the toilet is a slice of pizza. Pick it up and feed it to Turt.

Potty Mouth

Throw the toothbrush into the toilet.

There is a toothbrush on the sink in the parent's bathroom. Pick it up and take it to the hallway bathroom. Throw it in the toilet.

Rabbit Food

Eat a carrot.

There is a high chair in the corner of the kitchen. Climb up into the high chair. There will be 3 carrots on the tray. Pick up a carrot and eat it.

Rainbow Surprise!

Gobble up every crayon color

In your brother's room, climb up onto the stool. Pick up each crayon and eat it. Once you eat all colors a rainbow crayon will appear.

Ranger Robin Hood

Prove you can shoot like Robin Hood!

Use the bow and fire at the target held up by the balloon. This will start a time trial with targets scattered around. There are 8 different trials. Complete all 8 trials.

Reboot

Grab and use the toy robot.

In your brother's room, there is a toy robot on the bookshelf. Pick it up and place it on the floor.

Recycle.Reduce.Reuse.

Eliminate some trash by recycling it back to the floor!

Go to any trashcan in the house and pick up a piece of paper from inside. Throw the paper on the floor.

Sail the Seven Seas

Plug up the bathtub to create your own world of water!

Go to either bathroom. Fill the bathtub up with water by turning on the faucet. Grab the plunger next to the toilet and put it on the bathtub drain.

Set It Off

Set off the volcano!

There is a volcano in your sister's room. Pick up the box of baking soda and pour it into the volcano.

SkyScraper

Build the ultimate block castle!

There are blocks in the living room. There will be an outline of where you need to place blocks. When a block is placed in the correct spot, the outline will turn green. After you complete the first outline, a new outline will appear that is bigger than the last. There are 3 different builds. Complete the 2nd build.

Snake Eyes

Grab the dice and try for the lowest score you can!

In your parent's bedroom, there are two dice under the dresser. Pick them up and toss them down as if you were rolling them. You need to get two 1's.

Solo Artist

Play the guitar.

There is a guitar in your sister's room. Play it.

Speed Racer

Make it through the second lap with the RC Car!

There is an RC car in the kitchen. Pick up the controller and red rings will appear. This is a 1 minute time trial. After you complete this first trial, a second time trial will appear. The layout of the second lap is different from the first. Complete the second lap.

*NOTE* You don't need to complete both laps in the same run. After you beat the first lap, you will always restart on the second lap.

Splish Splash

Splish, splash, start a bubble bath.

In your parent's bathroom, turn on the bathtub by using the faucet. Grab the soap bottle on the bathtub and squirt it into the bathwater.

Star Gazer

Look through the telescope.

There is a telescope in your sister's room. Shoot the telescope with either the nerf gun or the bow to rotate it. Stand up and look through the telescope.

Taking Notes

Pull textbooks off the shelf!

There is a bookshelf in your sister's room. Pull the textbooks off the shelf.

Tech Support

Fix the computer... with water

There is a squirt gun in your brother's room. Take it to the computer in your sister's room and squirt the computer.

Tennis Champ

Get 3 points in one game on the hi-tech tennis simulator your sister has on her PC!

After you complete the achievement Editor a floppy disk will pop out. Take the floppy disk to your sister's computer and put it into the slot. The game pong will display. You need to get at least 3 points.

The Big Cheese

Grab the cheese without getting snapped.

Inside the laundry room, there is a piece of cheese in a mousetrap. Grab the broom leaning up against the wall to trigger the mousetrap. Pick up the cheese and eat it.

The Cake is a Lie

Eat the cake.

There is a piece of cake on the kitchen table. Pick it up and eat it.

The Cool Kid

Put on the sunglasses.

To get the glasses, you will need the green key. To obtain the green key, you will need to gather blinking red blocks around the living room. Put the blocks in the toy chest inside the baby gate. The green key is inside. Take the green key to the right nightstand in the parent's room. The glasses are inside. Pick them up and put them on.

The Good Stuff

Give the catnip to the cat.

To get the catnip, you will need the green key. To obtain the green key, you will need to gather blinking red blocks around the living room. Put the blocks in the toy chest inside the baby gate. The green key is inside. Take the green key to the right nightstand in the parent's room. The catnip is inside. Take the catnip to the cat in the kitchen.

The Truth is Out There

Shoot down the UFO!

In the sister's bedroom, climb up onto the bunk bed. There is a UFO on the shelf. Pick it up and throw it. It will start hovering in a circle around the room. Go down to the floor and look for a foam rocket. Place the foam rocket on the pump stand and look up. The UFO will be right above the foam rocket at a certain point. Shoot the UFO with the foam rocket at the right time to knock it down.

The Wizard

Master all the latest console video games!

Beat both Atari games.

Time Stopper

Squirt the clock.

Pick up the squirt gun in your brother's room. Take it to your parent's room and crawl up onto the bed. Squirt the clock on the right nightstand.

To the Top!

Put the rings on the tower.

Inside the baby pen, there are rings on the floor. Put them on the stick in the right order.

Truck Stop

Send the truck on it's way!

Inside the brother's room, there is a track towards the corner of the room. There is a missing piece sitting next to the track. Pick it up and complete the track. Near the track, you will see a truck. Pick it up and put it on the track.

Turtle Liberation!

Liberate Turt From Tank!

In your sister's room, there is a piggy bank sitting on the chair. Climb up onto the chair and grab the piggy bank. Throw it on the floor and it should shatter. Inside of the piggy bank should be a coin with a turtle on it. Pick it up and take it to your brother's room. Crawl up onto the bed and place the coin in the slot on the cage. Turt is now free!

Under The Sea

"Life is better, down where it's wetter!"

In your brother's room, there is a box with a piece of tape on it in front of the bed. To open it, you will need the scissors on the desk. The scissors are right next to the box of crayons. Pick up the scissors and cut the tape on the box. Pick up the crab inside. Take the crab to the fishbowl in the living room and put him inside.

Unicorn

Shoot the punching toy in the head with the bow.

There is a punching toy in the corner of the living room. Shoot it in the head with the bow.

Water World

Turn both bathrooms into pools!

Go into each bathroom, turn the bathtubs on using the faucets. Grab the plungers in the corner of the rooms and put them on the bathtub drains.

Wet and Wild

Get the squirt gun.

There is a squirt gun on the floor in your brother's room. Pick it up.