Step 1: But But I know gr-greyhoumd!!!1!1. Well your wrong you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot.

Step 2: For the basics, you need to hold shift + w and nothing else the entire game.

Step 3: Now this one is very important. IGNORE CROWS. I have done complex math formula and figured out only 0.187429 percent of the time I have died due to setting off crows. This means you need to run right through them because you are speed.

Step 4: You are invincible. Get into this mindset and bullets will go straight through you allowing you to move quicker throughout the bayou.

Step 5: What you also need to learn is that pain is gain. If you have been shot by a sparks and you are set on fire you cannot remove your fingers from shift + w. Since you are using a shotgun or bomb lance your sheer willpower will cause the enemy to start ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bricks. This will improve your kd by 5 overnight!

Step 6: That is all the advice I have for you good friend. Remember everyone who kills you is the sweatiest tryhard in existance and if you can't see them they are hacking.

Step 1: So you get it. Greyhound + Gator Legs, Ignore crows, and always bring bomb lance. I won't waste your time then.

Step 2: Angry preachers always ruining your day? Bring poison shots for your nagant silencer and steamroll right past them.

Step 3: You probably already know this but just in case, It is a scientifically proven fact that if you screech a tribal war cry through VOIP you will move 10 percent faster a fire fight.

Step 4: Remember always bring stickybomb and poison bomb to steamroll the bosses.

Step 5: Fluffy always ruining your day? Well I have no tips for you because you are just terrible at the game and deserve to be farmed with necromancer from your random teammate.