Rules:
- Winning is not neccesarry
- Be sure your teammate is fine with it
- Have fun and roast those little kiddos

Step 1 Get Started
- Choose a nice name like syphin187 :)
- Only Queue close ranged/no skill maps like:
Matchmaking (5vs): Dust II, Nuke, Vertigo
Wingman (2vs2) : Vertigo, Inferno, Shortdust, Nuke
(its just about the ability to push close ranged angles)

Step 2 Your Equipment
- Make sure you have enough money to buy MP/Shotgun and SMALL Kevlar (P90/XM1014 is best)
- BUT dont full eco, cuz thats what good players do, buy half kevlar and dual berettas instead
- DONT buy flashbangs smokes and molotow, only HE Nades are for you the way to go

Step 3 Your Positioning Movement
- only go to close ranged angles so you are in a better position with your weapon
- as soon as you have nice Mp/Shotgun Equipment you want to Run and GUN (never stop running)
- jump, run left right, but never stop spraying
- if the enemie is not on your side, go behind them (lurk)

Step 4 The Disrespect
- If the round ends, or in generall if you do a kill and there are no enemies in near, you NEED to spray your whole Ammunition in the enemies head/bodie
- Here are some phrases you may need (dont spam, max 1 per kill):
L2p (Learn2Play)
??? (Just triggering the enemie buy asking what hes doing)
Why so bad (explaining itself)
Ur mom Pig or Ur Dad Horse
Ez clap
hahahhaha/xaxaxaxaxa (Just laugh and say nothing)