IN THE GRIM DARKNESS OF THE FAR FUTURE THERE IS ONLY COMMERCIALISM.

As the great Brands of the World increased its advertising in the 41st millennium it was only a matter of time before things escalated beyond return. Within days of the first Baguette Bombs leaving the Le Vingt Six factories the world was nothing but a shattered shell of billboards and half price pamphlets. The Brandhammer Wars had begun

Welcome to Brandhammer 40,000.