Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

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why wrangler should be a food item
By The Notorious BLT
wrangler needs to be a food item and heres why
   
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reason 1
it looks super tasty

like who wouldnt eat that scrumptious metal plating
that sweet satellite dish with a similar taste to slate
the cardboard with a nice sodium overlay
that red juicy lever

it would taste like a breakfast for your typical american patriot and one day I will invent one to eat

reason 2
wrangler op pls nerf




it would settle down all the controversy with people wanting to nerf the wrangler bc its op

and it would provide an alternative style to playing engineer where he doesnt just turtle on last in pl_Borneo

reason 3
STATS
-instantly kills all medics and heavies no matter what
-gives 3000 metal
-removes pyro

-no random crits
-snipers on your team get VAC banned


reason 4
demoknight's flares are so hard to dodge but the shotgun denies that with 3 meatshots and thats why all sniper rifles should have the same stats as stock



TL;DR
friendlies ARE tryhards