Deus Ex: Game of the Year Edition

Deus Ex: Game of the Year Edition

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How to become the real JC
By Raaputin
A guide to become the real JC
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1.Becoming JC
First of all to become JC while playing the game is just start walking sideways to walk faster or if you are already a veteran just bunnyhop from place a to place b.
After you have learned the sidewalking or/and bunnyhopping you need to get a pair of black raybans, get lung cancer and go to the barber to get a haircut.

After those you need a long black leather coat and some black boots go get those from your dads closet and come back afterwards.
2. Starting to act like JC
After doing all the steps of part 1. then you need to become a cold hearted killer that follows all orders and disregards his humanity and goes back to monke.
You speak like a robot with the same monotone voice with almost no facial movements and emotions even when there's a bomb A BOMB JC.
3. Finish
Now that you have become the real JC you can give this GUIDE a thumbs up or something so i can get some clout in steam.
38 Comments
Ben 28 Oct @ 3:57pm 
I'm with UNATCO, start talking
Circumcised Cucumber 17 Aug @ 5:06am 
hahhaa broo you're sooo funny
HeaveHoe 20 Jun @ 7:14pm 
"Why are you wearing sunglasses inside the movie theatre?"


"....................my vision is augmented."
Pukkuro 15 Feb, 2023 @ 7:22am 
Instructions not clear. I accidentally became a JCB.
Benjamin 10 Feb, 2023 @ 6:38am 
inconcsluvie. when I questioned the nearest child's political allegiances, I wasn't led to a secret rebel hideout. I was chased by an angry mob of his 50 relatives
gamerz31w 19 Nov, 2022 @ 4:37am 
Or storming Area 51 with modern guns with exception of checking if american government confiscated John Titor's time machine(past,present and future).
gamerz31w 18 Nov, 2022 @ 11:25am 
Go to jail like Yuji Naka.
nicotineisgone 6 Nov, 2022 @ 5:36am 
Instructions unclear, now I got a lemon lime soda instead of orange
Reggit 28 Oct, 2022 @ 1:09pm 
Instructions unclear, accidentally found a video of Walton Simons and Bob Page having an 'intimate relationship'
ThatOneDoom 30 Sep, 2022 @ 3:24pm 
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