"It's a special night because we're celebrating our 17 year anniversary, so I'm using my best physical pins on my biker jacket tonight. If you see me rockin' my physical pins, it's because I'm asserting my dominance over everyone at the restaurant. For all the foodies like me that are wondering where we're going, we chose to dine in at the All-You-Can-Eat Pizza Hut restaurant. Kachow, or should I say Pinchow."