The easiest way to become a monke is the embrace it. In order to do this effectively, you need to do these things;

1. Buy furniture. Either from Walmart, an mall, or Ikea.

2. Buy Bananas. This is important in unleashing your inner monke.

3. Buy fake trees, grass, ETC. In order to embrace the monke, live like a monke.

There are more stuff into becoming a monke, but these are the most important ones.

It important to note that this is not an everyday thing where you are monke. You have kids to feed, or a wife to beat. Any who or what, that doesn't mean that the monke life is lost. If you have a secret room, like the attic or basement, you can setup and live like monkey there. If you don't, make an excuse that the jungle you built was for the kids, even though only you go outside because your kids are fighting about if a guy who agreed with SEGA to make a game was in the right or wrong.

You are enjoying your life as a monke. However, it just doesn't feel like you are a monke at all. Could be size, shape, appearence, or the fact that you deny sex because you were on monke time. No matter what, though, you can make the experience better. Here are some stuff you can do in order to feel more like monke.

*Plastic Surgery. You can make your face, hands, or feet, or all of them, to look more like monke. You may look like a monster from the movie "Tusk", but that is why our eyes are on our faces.

*Fur. All monke have fur, so why not you? Get a bigfoot costume, either from a store or Goodwill, and just cut off the hands, feet, and, if included, dispose the mask.

*Deny or agree to monke sex with wife. If your wife wants to live the same life as you, then you two can have monke sex! I think I may have awaken a new fetish in some of you!

These are some of the ways to improve you monke life. There are more, but these are the easiest ways to become a monke.

Congrats! You are now full monke! Here are some of the ways to live monke, if you don't know where to start!.

1. Eat banana on sunny day.

2. Climb and jump from trees.

3. Masturbate

4. Go onto the internet to argue with people about a prototype and make everyone's day miserable. I know most of you enjoy that!

5. Learn communicate.

There are more, but these are the most common of what people do when they start! I hope this was helpful and rate it 1 star!