"Puff the magic dragon, is by scientific standards a hybrid. The cultivation of centuries long genetic interbreedings between cats and dragons. Observe, what the tampering of nature has produced, nature has churned out a new form of catgirl, one with a powerful frame, wings which keep it aloft and a wide arching tale, which has the capacity to reap untold amounts of destruction. Let us hope that this specific breed of cat girl does not ally with Argentina, for if they do, then we are in great peril indeed. Praise this magic dragon."