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How Creative Destruction Is Revolutionary For Medical Science

By ✟DEUS✟ Quercus and 2 collaborators

The game known as Creative Destructive is often looked upon with condescension, what befalls this game are snide remarks and obtrusive presumptions about the game’s integrity and design. It is notorious throughout Steam, and very much the entirety of Rivellion that Creative Destruction is where the foul dregs of society often congregate, slipping through the cracks of normal civilisaiton to live in an underdeveloped, isolated and remote area. According to urban myth the denizens of this game have formed tight nit, unified communities, all vehemently assuring the skeptical onlookers that Creative Destruction is an absolute, unprecedented masterpiece. Ironically this community bears similar attributes to the Paladins community which similarly assures all apprehensive viewers that Paladins is not Overwatch, using some form of witchcraft as evidence. For Creative Destruction, there is a reality, a single prevalent truth. The denizens of this Chinese experiment are accumulating in strength, attempting to lure in unsuspecting minors, particularly from India and Pakistan into playing this abhorrent game. Alas, enough about the game’s biography it is time to deduce the necessity and upcoming contents of this guide. Health has remained a significant portion of human civilisaiton, with medical treatments such as drilling holes into skulls to cure headache, existing since the very dawn of time. Overtime, cures for aliments are gradually acquired, often a prodigy arises from the ashes and advances the medical industry immensely, I am one such prodigy. I have discovered that Creative Destruction is instrumental in curing those who suffer from psychological torment. Therefore this guide will be majorly focused around how Creative Destruction can help placate an individuals mental state, sating their grievances and curing their addictions and instead filling them with either a welling despair or a burning passion for this game. Furthermore, I will initially mention what Creative Destruction is, the playerbase and it’s similarities to the game Fortnite, establishing once and for all if the old wives tales are true.

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Guide Index

Overview

What is Creative Destruction?

Average Creative Destruction Player

The Developers Cult Meetings

What Exactly Is Fortnite?

Similarities To Creative Destruction

The Verdict

Creative Destruction's Medical Properties

In Summary

Comments

What is Creative Destruction?

Creative Destruction is frankly a low budget, lobotomised test experiment which is produced in Chinese labs, under precarious conditions, with the lab experiencing safety hazards daily due to mismanagement. The game is believed to be set in modern day Russia, bordering Belarus, with your playable character appearing as an average Russian, in typically slavic environments such as snowy tundras, volcanoes, deserts and lush forests. The lore of the game is simple, sacrifice the captive Indian children, who are being forced to play the game on Android by the developers, and use their mangled corpses to build an alter of worship to the Ukrainian flag. Throughout your journey attempting to succeed in your goal, you will develop a combination of schizophrenia and psychosis, genuinely believing that an amiable hammer is levitating and assisting you in your mission. You will come to believe that this eternally auspicious hammer provides you with elaborate advice on how to complete your mission, even issuing pointers on how to detonate a timed explosive in a local orchard, or how to execute any dissenters of Bolivia. Below is an image of the figures who influenced the setting and direction of Creative Destruction.

Average Creative Destruction Player

Observe the average Creative Destruction player. See how they appear traumatised? Staring unnervingly into the distance as though awaiting a singular command? This is due to the player being forced into a Creative Destruction hazing ritual, which involves injections of Bubble Tea and being locked inside a room, with all the walls presenting Creative Destruction videos for several days. The amount of brainwashing which the average willing and enthusiastic player has been subjected to has caused them to become completely committed, and inducted within the ranks of Creative Destruction. After their trauma they thirst for nothing more, think nothing else, they have one singular goal in mind, to continue playing until they ascend into Godhood.

The Developers Cult Meetings

The developers of Creative Destruction are peculiar specimens, frequently hosting cult gathering that are often not seen to the foreign eye, one such meeting is featured in the images above. As can be gathered from the images, developers of the game often crowd around in a circle and begin dancing around their leader, who sings glorious praise to the game, all while boisterously issuing out quotas and his expectations for how many players he anticipates will be playing the game and spending their hard earned Rupees or Yen on the game in the upcoming week. Reportedly, according to surveillance camera's, these gathering are often concluded by the group throwing into the middle of the circle, an ex Creative Destruction member who left in pursuit of a better quality game. This unfortunate soul is jeered upon by the bloodthirsty audience, and is then beaten to death by the leader with a velvet red guitar, who during the beating continues to proclaim his expectations for the group and company.

What Exactly Is Fortnite?

Many whispers upon the populaces lips have uttered throughout the lands regarding, how Creative Destruction is identical in every aspect to Fortnite. Posters defaming Creative Destruction are placed in the thicket of the night, littering the streets with various accusations of plagiarism. As a professional investigator, it is my duty to discern the origin of these accusations and discover whether the rumours are true.

Firstly, we must analyse the origin, what exactly is Fortnite? The game Fortnite, is essentially a brainwashing tool designed to dumb down the current day youth, with tedious and repetitive gameplay, making them mindless drones who dance and entertain the God's at epic games. Below is the average Fortnite player. Observe the raw potential within them, envision them riding backback, atop a mountain lion, swinging mercilessly into the hordes of enemies.

Similarities To Creative Destruction

Now that we have established the Fortnite player base, it is time to uncover the vast similarities between the two games.

Below is a side by side comparison of the two games. On a purely aesthetic level the environments appear positvely identical, alongside the graphics. This is likely because both games are set in the south western borders of Russia, so naturally the view would appear relatively similar. Furthermore, the character and weapon load outs also appear immensely similar. I am under the distinct belief however, that this image has been doctored by the Armenian developers of Fortnite, who wish to sabotage this game. As a result of my suspicions we will require more evidence.

Oh dear lord what foul apparition and work of trickery is this? If the Knights of Drey themselves hogtied and told me to distinguish the two games, threatening to inflict burning with a poker stick if I failed to do so, I wager success would be difficult to acquire. Why if a giant man, riddled with feathers with a large beak, vowed to gouge out my eyes if I could not differentiate the two games, I would be a squirrel in anguish indeed. The fact of the matter is that the character frames and main menu are positively homogeneous. It is similar to comparing Bill Cosby and OJ Simpson together, nearly identical, albeit with some slight disparities. Although the situation looks awry, hope still remains in this desolate, bleak world, we require one more form of evidence to fully validate the rumours.

Woe is me. I did not want to believe the rumours, they seemed too defamatory, too ludicrous and overly judgemental to be true. The image below is the last form of evidence we require and by our dear lord does it justify all the criticism. All the characters appear bleak and mundane, camouflaging with each other and bearing no unique personal attributes. I intentionally made sure the quality was the same calibre as the games discussed.

The Verdict

Undoubtedly, the two games are similar, outright identical in fact. However, this does not inherently indicate that the two games originally intended to be mutually identical. It may instead imply that extenuating factors are at hand. It is now set in stone, it is undeniable proof that there is a mastermind who had developed these games in such a homogeneous fashion. This mastermind is Purple Aki, less commonly known as Akinwale Arobieke. Akinwale Oluwafolajimi Oluwatope Arobieke is a British convicted criminal, known locally in North West England on Mazzy side as Purple Aki. Aki is a 6 ft 5 in-tall bodybuilder who weighs 22 stone. It is undeniable that this is the individual who has manipulated the games in such a fashion that they have replicated each other. The reasoning is simplistic, albeit logical. Purple Aki is attempting to solicit sexual imagery from youth, particularly those with muscles. Using his immense intellect, he rationalised that those in his desired demographic flock to competitive games, and what is more competitive then Creative Destruction and Fortnite? Using this knowledge he arose to the top, becoming the official leader of both games.

You may be curious as to how I deduced this, why it was relatively simple. I followed the signs, the symbols in the moon led me to Purple Aki's estate. When I observed his house through the shrubbery I heard a distinctive, pleasant and well acquainted sound, the sounds of children screaming. Oh and I also heard the themes of Creative Destruction and Fortnite playing. Furthermore, both games have been subjected to massive advertising campaigns, particularly fitness companies who urge the players to "Squat". This insinuates Purple Aki's official motto, which is, "Keep calm and squat for daddy Aki." It is astounding how intricate the criminal syndicate is in these two games, however, fret not for we have uncovered the plot at hand.

Creative Destruction's Medical Properties

Now that we have explored the origin and inner depths of Creative Destruction, it is time to explain how this game benefits medical science. I have studied medicine for a number of years, being under the tutelage of Apollo himself. Throughout my time I have cured various affliction such as ADD and Down Syndrome, however, I have never found a genuine cure for all illnesses. This is where Creative Destruction comes in, the game as the potential to cure any and all afflictions and addictions. Don't believe me, well observe the evidence below.

As can be depicted from the evidence, Creative Destruction has the ability to cure addictions and numerous afflictions, however this comes at a risk. As evident by the patients the side effects can be severe, ranging from potential PTSD from playing the game or becoming a Creative Destruction devotee. Often the latter side effect causes the devotee to begin effectively worshipping Creative Destruction, constructing shrines and worshipping altars of their new deity, which appears to be statues dedicated to and embodying Master Oogway, who is consequently wearing a Creative Destruction anniversary hat. Despite the severity of the side effects, I assure all that this treatment is imperative in curing an individuals ailing condition. If you do not trust me then allow me to say that I am a logical doctor, who is well versed in medical treatments and am in no capacity a charlatan.

In Summary

It is definite, Creative Destruction has a vast array of medical properties, which can be applied those suffering from various aliments. Additionally, according to the Gospel the game may be attempting to cause the rise of Cthulhu, attempting to bring about many disasters in our fair world. One such disaster is the so called bunny day, which is when bunnies steal our children and entrap them inside Easter Eggs, with small holes in them for air, for an entire day. Truly ominous forces are at play within Creative Destruction. However, do not falter and most significantly, do not fear, I am certain that you will be cured before any of these disasters transpire. May this game avail to you health and bless you with it's distinct and immense medical properties.