Greetings player of TF2! We would like to introduce a new species discovered which is almost similar to the Endangered Spycrab!

We introduce to you the Inanimate Moving Box! It's like a hermit crab, but with a box and a special Spycrab!

Now, these creatures are harmless with no intent of killing or completing a task at hand. Their only mission is to travel the world safely without dying.

There are two different species: one Red and one Blue. They're both the same, but different color.

They can either move in a pack or move by themselves.

They are seen leaving their home base, either crawling into their shell or doing so before leaving their base. They can also take teleporters as well tooa.

Unfortunately, there are predators that hunt for them unless if requested by the hunter

These include:
Everyone and everything you f*cking numpty. What else can kill them? The air?

Sentries and telefrags may be forgiven if on accident. If the Inanimate Moving Box is killed purposefully, they violate nature.

(hint: bind [key] "say You have committed crimes against nature by killing an endangered Inanimate Moving Box"

press the said key every time you are killed by someone).

Now, according to one of our staff impersonating as a Inanimate Moving Box, they discovered that they're anti-social, they don't like to be touch, and they're fine if people watch them as long as they aren't too close. They can be fine with healing, just not too much or they start to feel uncomfortable.

In order for them to consume sustenance, they must approach the said item and stop on it, leaving the item inside the Box as they munch on it. They usually say "No" if they are in danger, or if it's just a random way of communicating.

Sadly, they're endangered. Not many are to be seen from this day. Only 2 have been spotted so far. We here at TF2 Geographics hope to see more, of these endangered species.

We will add more to this guide if we see changes in its behavior