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How to wash your bread
由 AzzyQ 制作
Step #1: Steal the bread.

Step #2: Have the same IQ as the bread.

Step #3: Carefully kiss the bread.

Step #4: Check the water pipe for water.

WARNING !!! If you dont have water you can't continue this tutorial.

Step #5: Very carefully turn on the water.

Step #6: Wash the bread slowly. Give it a good massage.

Step #7: Eat the wet bread.

Thank you for reading my bread washing tutorial. Enjoy eating your wet bread. wink wink.
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28 条留言
Grantantan 2021 年 11 月 28 日 上午 2:53 
Ok i dont have water… what now? what a waste, i stole a perfectly good bread:steamsad:
Shrinkshooter 2021 年 4 月 27 日 上午 5:34 
I do this too but I add soap to make sure I get all the pesticide off the bread, you forgot to mention this in your guide! Also you should slather it in Purell because of coronavirus, can't be too safe
Chicken Gamer 2021 年 4 月 27 日 上午 4:42 
@TheYeetGuy:
IQ = Intelligence Quotient
Because only the person has the IQ the same as the bread would wash the bread before use.
KalleKlitterMus 2021 年 4 月 27 日 上午 4:41 
How do i proceed if accidently water the wrong side of the bread?
bonzo 2021 年 4 月 27 日 上午 4:31 
This is such a useful tutorial, now I can fulfill my destiny in correctly preparing bread!
sardonumspat-starcraft 2021 年 4 月 27 日 上午 3:41 
Wow! Can you give a tutorial for Croissants and Bagels, too? This would be very helpfull if I don't want to eat a whole washed bread.:steamthumbsup::steamhappy:
Mish 2021 年 4 月 27 日 上午 2:41 
steps not clear got stuck at step #2, what is IQ
Asa~yippe 2021 年 4 月 27 日 上午 2:38 
thanks for the help now i can eat my bread
Brufski 2021 年 4 月 27 日 上午 2:29 
I've been starving for days. Finally I can eat my bread.
Hurricane 2021 年 4 月 27 日 上午 2:26 
What, without soap? Are you insane?