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How to wash your bread
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Step #1: Steal the bread.

Step #2: Have the same IQ as the bread.

Step #3: Carefully kiss the bread.

Step #4: Check the water pipe for water.

WARNING !!! If you dont have water you can't continue this tutorial.

Step #5: Very carefully turn on the water.

Step #6: Wash the bread slowly. Give it a good massage.

Step #7: Eat the wet bread.

Thank you for reading my bread washing tutorial. Enjoy eating your wet bread. wink wink.
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Grantantan 28 nov. 2021 la 2:53 
Ok i dont have water… what now? what a waste, i stole a perfectly good bread:steamsad:
Shrinkshooter 27 apr. 2021 la 5:34 
I do this too but I add soap to make sure I get all the pesticide off the bread, you forgot to mention this in your guide! Also you should slather it in Purell because of coronavirus, can't be too safe
Chicken Gamer 27 apr. 2021 la 4:42 
@TheYeetGuy:
IQ = Intelligence Quotient
Because only the person has the IQ the same as the bread would wash the bread before use.
KalleKlitterMus 27 apr. 2021 la 4:41 
How do i proceed if accidently water the wrong side of the bread?
bonzo 27 apr. 2021 la 4:31 
This is such a useful tutorial, now I can fulfill my destiny in correctly preparing bread!
sardonumspat-starcraft 27 apr. 2021 la 3:41 
Wow! Can you give a tutorial for Croissants and Bagels, too? This would be very helpfull if I don't want to eat a whole washed bread.:steamthumbsup::steamhappy:
Mish 27 apr. 2021 la 2:41 
steps not clear got stuck at step #2, what is IQ
Asa~yippe 27 apr. 2021 la 2:38 
thanks for the help now i can eat my bread
Brufski 27 apr. 2021 la 2:29 
I've been starving for days. Finally I can eat my bread.
Hurricane 27 apr. 2021 la 2:26 
What, without soap? Are you insane?