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How to wash your bread
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Step #1: Steal the bread.

Step #2: Have the same IQ as the bread.

Step #3: Carefully kiss the bread.

Step #4: Check the water pipe for water.

WARNING !!! If you dont have water you can't continue this tutorial.

Step #5: Very carefully turn on the water.

Step #6: Wash the bread slowly. Give it a good massage.

Step #7: Eat the wet bread.

Thank you for reading my bread washing tutorial. Enjoy eating your wet bread. wink wink.
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28 commentaires
Grantantan 28 nov. 2021 à 2h53 
Ok i dont have water… what now? what a waste, i stole a perfectly good bread:steamsad:
Shrinkshooter 27 avr. 2021 à 5h34 
I do this too but I add soap to make sure I get all the pesticide off the bread, you forgot to mention this in your guide! Also you should slather it in Purell because of coronavirus, can't be too safe
Chicken Gamer 27 avr. 2021 à 4h42 
@TheYeetGuy:
IQ = Intelligence Quotient
Because only the person has the IQ the same as the bread would wash the bread before use.
KalleKlitterMus 27 avr. 2021 à 4h41 
How do i proceed if accidently water the wrong side of the bread?
bonzo 27 avr. 2021 à 4h31 
This is such a useful tutorial, now I can fulfill my destiny in correctly preparing bread!
sardonumspat-starcraft 27 avr. 2021 à 3h41 
Wow! Can you give a tutorial for Croissants and Bagels, too? This would be very helpfull if I don't want to eat a whole washed bread.:steamthumbsup::steamhappy:
Mish 27 avr. 2021 à 2h41 
steps not clear got stuck at step #2, what is IQ
Asa~yippe 27 avr. 2021 à 2h38 
thanks for the help now i can eat my bread
Brufski 27 avr. 2021 à 2h29 
I've been starving for days. Finally I can eat my bread.
Hurricane 27 avr. 2021 à 2h26 
What, without soap? Are you insane?