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how to be "e-girl"
By currently shooting up heroin~♥
this will tell you all that you need to know
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step 1: be cute
Ok ok so you want to be an "e-girl". well firstly you need to be cute. a good way to start is to master the art of accepting head pats. this can be done in anyway a little noise or a head shake all help. in the end they make you look 100x more cute.
step 2: talk like "e-girl"
Ok ok so now you are a head pat god. Good your ready for step 2, talking like an "e-girl"
this one is simple. insert random "w", "o" and "owo"
step 3: wh*re yourself
this one is simple wh*re yourself.
do anything people say so they will like you.
step 4: the mirror
ok assuming you now have 500 hours on vrc. your next 500 hours will be made up of looking into a mirror till a victim comes. act cute be patient wait for that e-boy to see you alone and wait for him to put his arms around you without saying a word and bam! you just got the attention of an eboy.
step 5: profit
if you have made it this far you have become the perfect "e-girl"
46 Comments
Swug 9 Dec, 2022 @ 7:21pm 
This man got his heart broken by a 400 pound VRC landwhale
jimmy 11 Jul, 2022 @ 8:43am 
insturctions unclear i broke my fucking legs + too much words + no explaining of what a girl is
nigel 10 Jan, 2022 @ 3:22am 
i can finally become an e-girl. my dream is coming true
felt marker 18 Jan, 2021 @ 4:04pm 
Ok now i just gotta get the onlyfans set up.
currently shooting up heroin~♥  [author] 19 Dec, 2020 @ 1:28pm 
AHHAHAHAH I LOVE YOU :chocola2:
Kaffeine 19 Dec, 2020 @ 9:57am 
hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun
currently shooting up heroin~♥  [author] 30 Nov, 2020 @ 5:19am 
it is HERESY. does not matter when you sold your soul :3
Lass 22 Nov, 2020 @ 8:21am 
HERESY
Transfixe 22 Nov, 2020 @ 7:46am 
LMAO
Radio 20 Nov, 2020 @ 5:50pm 
i was sitting infront of a mirror for 15 hours then realized that i look like im fucking playing dead