"Soldier I want you to gather a group of men and while we attack the walls, you are going to hold a tarp under where we are attacking spread out like a net"
"Uh, may i ask m'lord, why?"
"Some dipshit's gonna fall and we aren't letting gravity be an excuse to get out of the fight"

no it was a bungie

The trampoline version is funnier. Lmao

lol