The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Special Edition

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Special Edition

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How to stop playing Skyrim
By ⛧Balleberg⛧
Skyrim is a great game. The legends say it was made from the tears of Todd Howard after the cool kids found out he was in the chess club. Not long after, rumours began to spread that Todd cast a spell on the game, making it impossible to stop playing. This spell is known today as "unsuccessfull bugfixing". However, there is a way of breaking this spell, but I must urge you to do it discretely, and not let Todd find out. Any alteration to the game, except for game breaking mods are dangerous to use. I have a friend who accidentally clicked "uninstall". He has been missing for seven years now. After a long investigation the police decided to steal his computer (idk why ask them). Beneath it was three words ingraved into the floor, "it just works".

There are five better ways to stop playing than hitting uninstall and getting abducted by the mysterious Todd Howard. They are known as "The five choises". Again I urge you to do it in absolute silence and don't tell anyone else what you did. It's safest with no loose ends (so if you suspect that someone knows, you know what to do).

- Burn your computer and live in isolation (make sure to do it during daylight. Todd is most active at night)

- Commit not living (the safest option on this list)

- Click uninstall (the decision my friend made, rest in peace)

- Find a new game to play (the only safe game to switch to is Fallout 76, so you should consider every other option first)

- Kill Todd Howard (the most dangerous quest mankind would ever endure. He can only die from the blade of "financial difficulties". This can be obtained by buying Bethesda, and driving it to the ground)

UPDATE: This page has been compromised by multiple Todd Howards. There is no way of knowing who is the real one - Proceed with caution!

The Perfect Game https://gtm.you1.cn/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2206964291

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199 Comments
MrJohnBoi 25 Dec, 2022 @ 2:13am 
man I just downloaded D:.
Trolldier 5 Nov, 2022 @ 4:27pm 
Oh god its too late hes in the walls help help hel


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Skeletor Teh Fabulous 11 Jun, 2022 @ 12:43am 
Good post bro. Keep it up.
T'Challa 13 May, 2022 @ 8:23pm 
*"financial difficulties". This can be obtained by buying Bethesda, and driving it to the ground*

I think Microsoft decided to take this route.
THE IMPALER 10 May, 2022 @ 10:27am 
get the game, beat the game, beat all the dlcs, and level yourself up trying to find everything cool. eventually you'll find yourself at level 34 and after starting the game up one last time walking around whiterun and swinging your sword around a couple times you'll be like "goddamn im fucking bored." thats how you quit skyrim.
SLAVE-II 11 Mar, 2022 @ 12:51pm 
Damn bro I don't know what happened, but i just bought another copy of skyrim
Teşekkürler Creeper 7 Mar, 2022 @ 12:39pm 
%100 percent worked until todd howard released anniversary edition. Now he has my wallet
Xalfur 14 Feb, 2022 @ 2:32pm 
I have another option, follow these steps:
- Get rich
- Learn Game Development
- Lean about ALL bugs and ALL incomplete quests and ALL missing quest markers
- Create a solution to ALL things mentioned one step before
- Buy your way into Bethesda's dev team OR be good enough to get chosen
- Fix all bugs and finalize all incomplete quests (in other words: implement your solution mentioned before)
- Implement "The Paarturnax Dilemma" as THE ULTIMATE CHOICE AND BEST GAME UPGRADE EVER!
- Get it released as the "Ultimate Edition" (silently reverting the Anniversary implementations while at it)
- Pray to the Gods that neither Todd nor Bethesda will find out I told you this!
- Else: We will meet in Sovngarde! (Or the Hunting Grounds, if you prefer a life with Hircine's blessing)
Daxterr 27 Jan, 2022 @ 10:27pm 
lmao
WreckinPoints11 20 Nov, 2021 @ 7:17pm 
Switching to New Vegas or FO 4 doesn't help?