average mountain slayed moment

Least unhinged Mount and Blade video

If king harlaus was in war why the hell did he gather a feast

When my Village is being raided:

Voulge? the Rhodoks use the voulge not the swadians..

Yeah, maybe. Sometimes it's hard to tell, becouse both Germany and France originated from the same early medieval state: Frankish Kingdom/Empire which become Holy Roman Empire. Saxon tribes would never become anything more without their western allies influance.

love of cav - france
extremely fertile - france
plains - france
love of food - france
voulge - france
surrounded by enemies execpt the west - france

absolutely nothing - german

Ahahahah, so true.
Anyway, I often encounter some arguments what historical nation Swadia represents and most votes are between Germany and France. I am more into Germans, but also to the French in a way, becouse it's historically accurate. Both Swadia and France have to fight a scary big ass coalition and gangbang of other nations.
However, even if I have a village, I dont care about it. I make factories in a city or i take a city and that's where the big money are hidden.
My speech is over. Tank you very much. Good work with this animations. Keep working on that. It's really nice and funny :)