in this godlike game, there are lots of things that you can die to, such as;

- running out of health
- running out of hp
- running out of life juice
- running out of life
- not sleeping to death
- freezing to death
- starving to death
- thirst to death

now i know what you're thinking, "wow troll_master.2918, thats a lot of ways to die in homeless simulator, how will i ever survive?" well ill tell you buster in the next section of this guide

what you look like when you are freezing to death

in order to survive you need to find lots of basic stuff that are in trashcans, like a perfectly good matchbox, rotten banana, questionable milk, and some more

now you may once again be asking, "but troll_master.2918, doesnt rummaging through trash require good rng to find anything of value?" and the answer to that question is yes, so if you havent prayed to rngjesus in a while, you are going to be screwed

but if you did pray to rngjesus then you will most likely find a couple of good items that will increase your survival by around a second

homeless simulators god

matchboxes are one of the most important things in homeless simulator, as they are the only thing that can give you heat and make it so you don't die at sonic speeds

sometimes however the matchbox is an literally hitler/satan and does nothing, causing you to have to go look through more trashcans, only to cause you to waste more time on this game, which then spirals into chaos as you slowly realize you have a crippling homeless simulator addiction, and you get so addicted that you end up selling your entire house and becoming homeless, only to realize that it isnt as true as homeless simulator and then you die a slow and painful death because of your misunderstanding

but then you get the moments the matchbox works, and then you cant find any boxes so you die again

matchbox is literally hitler/satan and thats why

realization kicks in:

now us homeless simulator fans and gamers have to eat rotten bananas, rotten milk, and some other questionable stuff, but it is good because we survive for longer and dont die to more loser like deaths, like starvation

you can find food by going through dumpsters, which seem to be the number 1 thing in this game, and then you can eat them and gain 1/18 of your hunger back, and then you have to go back to farming dumpsters while you lose heat and sleep

if you are lucky though, you can get around 15 bananas and you are basically invincible to anything the game throws at you till you run out of rotten bananas or you die to freezing because you were to busy bragging about how you got 15 rotten bananas in homeless simulator

if you get spoiled milk i suggest you leave it because it gives the least amount of hunger back, and it only gives like a 1/98 of your hunger so dont trust milk milk is satan

if you get bored of the same ol stuff, you can do some cool stuff such as;

- pick up boxes and ram it into people, and then pick pocket them like the absolute mad lad you are
- do nothing
- walk infront of people and go flying
- make a box fort and then cause anarchy by burning it down
- run around aimlessly

damn now that i think about it homeless simulator is a pretty dry game, but its still fun because you get to knock people over