Go step by step!


Step 1: Join a Solo queue mm and enjoy the nice russian kids etc.

Step 2: Run and Shoot. Drive by shooting is like a real gangsta.

Step 3: Only buy P90 and rush b. If you think you will loose, go and flame your team.
They´ll be scared of you and will make easy frags.

Step 4: Start a timeout to pray to Gaben for the nice Caseopening.

Step 5: If you plant the bomb. Run away. The CT´s won´t defuse it. They just look at it.

Step 6: On CT-side never buy a defuse kit. Only noobs need that!

Step 7: If you bored of the P90. Go buy SCAR-20 / G3SG1 and enjoy the game again!

Step 8: Real globals dont need prime. Prime is for ***** !

And a professionel tipp: Trade me all your skins and you´ll get instant global !