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How To Get A Cute Deutsche Boyfriend
Von 76561198003664291 und 1 Helfern
A complete guide to trapping/ attracting the cutest German guys <3
   
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The bait
Firstly you're going to need to upload a picture of yourself.

If you're ugly, dont worry! you can just lie!
Simply find an image of the person you wish you were, and use that.
The trap
Randomly click on users in the group and add them, if they accept, the game is on!

Send the first message, something friendly that says nothing like "oh hia ^^ I love germany!"

IMPORTANT : when you receive a reply DO NOT ANSWER

give him time to see your profile and picture
if he sends another message more that 10 minuets later you know he's interested.
if he doesnt message again within 3 days, just remove him.
Taking down the prey
Pretend to be what German men want
so what do German men want?!

HUGE personality
BIG JUICY jokes
FIRM BOUNCY trust and honestly


REMEMBER: Don't tell him you're desperate! appear desperate!

I hope I helped you! and good luck!! <3
9 Kommentare
へンタイひと 29. Juli 2020 um 21:54 
I beg the differ, because there are no CUTE guys - deutsch/doitsu-jin/german or otherwise. But good luck with your scheme anyways. =P
burobuka 29. Jan. 2020 um 14:46 
you must write a book about!
Teddy FreiBär™ 14. Okt. 2019 um 5:14 
"...if he doesnt message again within 3 days, just remove him..."

Now I know what I'm doing wrong. :sadnesscube:
76561198003664291  [Autor] 13. Okt. 2019 um 15:05 
oh no, you went very very right! Only reason I dont tell you how to get a Dutch boyf is that its way too difficult <3
Jerez 13. Okt. 2019 um 14:47 
I did everything like you asked, but got a Dutch boyfriend instead. Where did I go wrong?
:steamfacepalm: :tcry: :steammocking:
Khorps 17. Mai 2019 um 15:55 
mein gott
438 18. Jan. 2019 um 8:16 
sehr gut mind games guide you've got there
Digan 17. Jan. 2019 um 20:55 
LMFAO :D good one :P :cozycrashfish:
i kiss your mom with this mouth 17. Jan. 2019 um 13:59 
gut.