Clean home
At least boxes can get what they want...
Complete main story mode with Markiza

Vagabond, not noob!
Lonely cowboy... I guess.
Complete main story mode with Sersh

No cake for you!
Seriously, that is not a babbu game.
Complete main story mode with Rinka

Tailored song
Let me sing a song of my cloth people!
Complete main story mode with Roxanna

Love at first noodle
You know, it wasn't unexpected.
Complete main story mode with Volia

Hey! I am strong!
Spalonebabuguskootis is name, not fitting in any form, so getting strongest is surely my game!
Complete main story mode with skootis


Villain is waiting
Ex-mode!
Complete main story mode with all character.

You tried, that's what matters
Matilda is smiling at you.
Attempt endless mode / gather 1k points.
(not sure which but got achievement with 1k score)

Good! She is an orphan now!
What? That's a good thing, right?
Complete <(o)> mode with any character (pick the one you're best with)
(unlocks once you beat game with every character.)

Part-time villain is waiting!
Eh...-mode.
Complete game with all characters and bonus conditions,(beat bonus boss and first try) You will get a P over the character when you meet the coniditons

Card collector
Pay to know (what you probably already figured out by yourself)
Buy 17 cards in game.
You have to beat main story, the green menace with all characters , and <(o)> mode with one character.

Bone location
Complete green menace mode with all characters to unlock

How?!
In endless mode select characters in this order to unlock.
1 4
2 5
3 6
skootis->Roxanna->volia->rinka->Sersh->markiza->skootis
6,2,3,5,4,1,6

Clean up and make more presentable .