eating chicken with one hand makes it so your other hand has no grease on it. you can use that hand to type on it. it will be slower but it will save your keyboard from getting all messy.

washing your hands after you're done with soap will get rid of all the chicken grease. when you do that, you're able to type as much as you want.

if nothing else works you can just eat it with a paper towel. or literally eat it at a proper table with your family you disgusting pig

hee haw

crutch weapon