to praise to the holy peanut just say these magic words: "holy peanut is best peanut in world" and he will grant you a wish.

to speak to the holy peanut this is what u say: "holy peanut i would like to talk to you" and then say your cool stuff about him.

thanks for 4 stars kids now lets start a bible shall we?

The Holy Peanut Bible

Therefor i see a man, not man. But a peanut.
This man looks like a new god, We reach out to this lord, and touch the hand.
This peanut... Is 173

This bible states of Peanut History

This peanut gave us a list of ideas for the future
1: dont cause 9/11 (failed)
2: make almond milks (ok)
3: no rule34 on me (big fail)
4: make computer (done)
5: awesome is ok i guess (yes)
6: make this (done)
7: dont do S.T.A.L.K.E.R. (whoops thats coming in 2021

We did these, but most failed. We will try harder in another list by the Holy Peanut.

therefor i have completed this but i will make more ok?