FIRST, YOU WILL NEED A DECAL TOOL AND A PROTEST-POLE SO YOU CAN MAKE THE SIGN THAT WILL STRIKE FEAR INTO MANN CO.'S EYES.

THEN, YOU NEED THIS: http://files.gamebanana.com/img/ico/sprays/502a5941c2ab5.jpg PICTURE AND APPLY IT TO YOUR PROTEST-POLE. IF YOU ARE A SEXY BEAST LIKE ME, YOU WILL WANT IT TO BE FULL COLOUR, TO DO THIS- FOLLOW THIS TUTORIAL:

NOW, FIND A SERVER WITH THE SICK ♥♥♥♥♥ WHO ROAST THEIR BALLS IN MELTED BABIES AND TRADE ROBOCRATES TO UN-SUSPECTING PEOPLE AND START-

A: STANDING IN A PLACE WHERE EVERYONE CAN SEE YOU AND GIVE A HEROIC SPEECH WHICH WILL MAKE ALL OF TF2 SHED A MANLY TEAR AT YOUR ORGASMIC TONE.

B: BEATING THE LIVING ♥♥♥♥ OUT OF ANYONE WHO DARES BARTER IN ROBOCRATES.

YOU NOW KNOW HOW TO PROTEST LIKE A MAN, SPREAD THIS GUIDE TO YOUR FRIENDS AND CONVINCE THEM TO JOIN US IN OUR REVOLT.