Crusader Kings II

Crusader Kings II

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How to be a cute trap (Or reverse trap)
Tekijältä Fritz Bittenfeld
This guide will teach you how to make the perfect trap character in Crusader Kings 2.

For this you will ONLY need the Way of Life DLC, however a few more can assist you in becoming a trap.
   
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Requirements
Requirements to achieve becoming a cute trap are


    Crusader Kings 2
    Way of Life DLC



This is the minimum requirements, but a few more flavor DLC also help with becoming a cute trap.
Sorry but traps are gay (Or important traits)
Traps are gay

In order to become a cute trap (or reverse trap) you must have the Homosexual Trait. This in effect makes you a gay trap,



but you'll still be cute.



Important traits


    Homosexual - Seduce characters of the same gender
    Charitable - A good trap knows when to give service
    Quick - Traps have to fast fast to get away from Anti-Traps (Otherwise known as Pope)
    Strong - Optional if you're a reverse trap to look more manly

Bad traits
    Glutton - No one likes a fat trap
    Any traits that negatively impact sex appeal, i.e. incest traits

Becoming a homosexual, make sure you marry and have babies as well

  • Having a homosexual tutor your heir
  • Breeding homosexual into your dynasty
  • Random event
Finding a mate
In this section I will describe how to find your ideal mate for your cute trap. You should probably have a spuse


Search out that mate!

Finding a mate shouldn't be hard, just look for anyone you like. They shouldn't be homosexual as they think you are a girl (Or a boy if you're a reverse trap).

This is where the Way of Life DLC comes into play.

CHOOSE THAT SEDUCTION FOCUS!!!


Seduce that boy (Or girl) until they fall for you. Be sure to always appear cute and girlish for them, otherwise they may start to get suspicious. But once you take them to your quarters there's no going back from seeing such a cute trap as yourself.

Talk to your mate, follow the event chain until they are seduced to love you, hopefully they feel the same way. If not, leave them and start all over.
Additional dos and dangers
Avoid facial hair as a trap, and wear trap clothing. If it helps, get that one flavor DLC that lets you change the look of your ruler.


Dangers

Despite not being homosexual in nature, if you're discovered, you will lose opinion with vassals and pretty much everyone, because the Middle Ages were a time when being cute traps (or reverse traps) was dangerous.

Traps were persecuted everywhere. Pope Francis himself executed two million traps while he was touring the Fatimid Caliphate during the 89th Crusade!

Talk to your fellow trap characters and organize secret meetings to recouncil with your fellow traps.


Most importantly don't get caught seducing your mate, because you'll be hated the rest of your life.


Found footage of traps being caught by the Anti-Trap police.
Closing statement
Remember to keep ahead of your enemies, and continue to breed cute traps to continue to seduce people to oppose Pope Francis's Trap Genocide throughout your game. Any nobles who tel you traps are gay, you must invade, torture, or murder them immediatley, for their support of seditious lies about traps.

15 kommenttia
LuudVick 1.2.2021 klo 15.15 
interesting
Fritz Bittenfeld  [tekijä] 7.9.2018 klo 13.50 
Thx
weirdfoe 7.9.2018 klo 12.18 
really helpful
Fritz Bittenfeld  [tekijä] 6.9.2018 klo 20.18 
We can. 1488 Trap War now.
Bill Microsoft Gates 6.9.2018 klo 17.11 
This is so sad, can we bring back gas chambers now
>///Emy///128th Pioneers/// 6.9.2018 klo 12.37 
Agreed, lets get out of this cringe cluster guide and recover in /pol/
Bread Conqueror 6.9.2018 klo 12.36 
Jesus christ what a loser
Fritz Bittenfeld  [tekijä] 6.9.2018 klo 12.24 
Or that you're all a bunch of faggots anyways for dressing like women.
>///Emy///128th Pioneers/// 6.9.2018 klo 2.49 
I gues the author forgot that we straight traps actually exist.
I'm Inside Your Urethra 6.9.2018 klo 2.28 
>Traps can only be gay
Really makes you think.