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The only and true religion
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Find out the truth about our true lord and savior Sharky.
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The way of Sharky
Sharky fought and died for our future.

Here's a Guide to the only and true Religion, Sharkinism
The Shark Bible
Here is the lore and rules to follow to be a true Sharkian

"In the name of the Shark Tale, and the Finn and the holy Tooth"

Sharky was the beacon of hope for human life, we once all Aquatic beings , we were weak and powerless against the void of oppressors. One day Sharky emerged from the deep to put a stop to the oceanic holocaust of the human race. He fought bravely and was once and for all defeated in his final fight against the Colossal Squid. We have seeked shelter ashore, as we became Terrestrial and treasured Sharky for his bravery and ultimate sacrifice.

Rules to follow:

1) Being eaten by a shark is an honor to the family
2) You must swim in the ocean once every 3 days to honor Sharky
3) Eating shark is honoring the god himself
4) A Sharky shrine should be lit up in every household
5) Squid is considered the one and only holy food

Sins:

1) P!ssing in the ocean is punishable by death.
2) Refusing the true way of Sharky is punishable by death.
3) Looking down upon sharks is a sin.


Our anthem:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6E5m_XtCX3c
Conculsion
Sharkinism is a peaceful religion that believes in stopping the shark oppression and wants a bright future, sincerely...








I want to die
Please make the pain go away
Please..
104 ความเห็น
Punished Duke 7 ส.ค. @ 4: 08pm 
BLÅHAJ
miserybiz 21 เม.ย. @ 6: 14am 
coconut shark?
Diddy 20 เม.ย. @ 4: 39am 
holy shit me and my freinds praise a shark head but call it the church of sucky cuz thats the sharks name
rocky 25 ธ.ค. 2023 @ 4: 57am 
true religion
sharkzforever 20 ต.ค. 2023 @ 2: 30pm 
Is this my cult :steamhappy:
DylanhasAIDS 19 พ.ค. 2023 @ 7: 46pm 
instructions were unclear i accidently stuck my fat cock into the shark
Retarded Shark 17 พ.ค. 2023 @ 5: 28pm 
Wow, I have a religion
Dan_  [ผู้สร้าง] 22 พ.ย. 2022 @ 11: 39am 
LUCIFER 21 พ.ย. 2022 @ 2: 55pm 
THE SHARK GREW LEGS
M 19 พ.ย. 2022 @ 2: 31pm 
go sharks!