The Forest

The Forest

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"Becky trying to figure out how platforms work"
9 Comments
Messy Karma 13 Jan, 2018 @ 8:20am 
I've already won *shrug*
Guillaume  [author] 13 Jan, 2018 @ 8:18am 
Just FYI 'winning' an argument by saying "Okay let's not reply anymore I have to go" is not a real victory
Messy Karma 13 Jan, 2018 @ 8:17am 
1. Copy pasted from the Rick and Morty fan base
2. Yes the engineering is so sublte it doesn't even exist
3. As a leader of literature I understand you don't understand many concepts including nihilism
4. I too grin when I see you fall in the water because of the design flaws in your 'modern art'
5. Your tattoo is your screaming and running away from cannibals as I protect YOU, Princess Ahhsome
Guillaume  [author] 13 Jan, 2018 @ 8:12am 
What fools.. how I pity them 😂 And yes, by the way, i DO have a The Forest tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎
Guillaume  [author] 13 Jan, 2018 @ 8:12am 
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand my modern design. The engineering is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the features will go over a typical user's head. There’s also my nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into my characterisation- my personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these designs, to realise that they’re not just usable- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike my modern art truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the use cases in my modern pier, which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as my genius wit unfolds itself on their screens.
Messy Karma 13 Jan, 2018 @ 8:06am 
Let's not get started on your stupid door that can never close... we have absolutely NO privacy.. cannibals can just WALK in
Guillaume  [author] 13 Jan, 2018 @ 8:05am 
idk the door was open
Messy Karma 13 Jan, 2018 @ 8:05am 
How did you ever get into Engineering school honestly
Messy Karma 13 Jan, 2018 @ 8:04am 
NO! I was struggling bc of your 'modern art' so the placement of the pier was messed up and you can never get over it properly!!!