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(args) => { // familyguy (26)
var line = generate_fortune('familyguy', 1).replace(/\n/g, ' ').replace(/ /g, ' ')
while (true) {
if (line.indexOf(' ') == -1) {
return "" + pool(byteframe.emoticons[1]) + line.replace(/YYY/g, ' ') + pool(byteframe.emoticons[1]);
}
line = line.replace(' ', 'YYY' + pool(byteframe.emoticons[1]) + 'YYY');
}
},
(args) => { // futurama (11)
var line = generate_fortune('futurama', 2).replace(/\n/g, ' ').replace(/ /g, ' ');
while (true) {
if (line.indexOf(' ') == -1) {
return "" + pool(byteframe.emoticons[1]) + line.replace(/YYY/g, ' ') + pool(byteframe.emoticons[1]);
}
line = line.replace(' ', 'YYY' + pool(byteframe.emoticons[1]) + 'YYY');
}
},
(args) => { // performance (6)
var categories = [], reviewText = "";
shuffle_array(performance_review.categories);
while (true) {
var category = Math.floor(Math.random()*performance_review.categories.length);
if (categories.indexOf(category) == -1) {
categories.push(category);
reviewText = reviewText +=
performance_review.categories[category][Math.floor(Math.random()*3)] + " ";
if (categories.length == 4) {
break;
}
}
}
return pool(byteframe.emoticons[12], 3) + " Performance review for " + args + " " + pool(byteframe.emoticons[12], 3) + "\n\n" +
reviewText.replace(/\$NAME/g, args) + "\n\n" +
pool(byteframe.emoticons[0], 1) + " + " + pool(byteframe.emoticons[0], 1)
+ " = " + pool(byteframe.emoticons[1]);
},

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