"#808 +(349)- [X]<SwampGas> Opoth: you're just angry cause i didn't sex you up last night

<SwampGas> now keep it out of here

<SwampGas> it's not MY fault it went limp

<SwampGas> YOU DIDN"T SHAVE

<SwampGas> and unshaven anuses turn me off
#952 +(1916)- [X](Mutiny) Atarax: you ate a americum disk from a smoke detector?

(Atarax) Mutiny: yeah

(Mutiny) Atarax: why?

(Atarax) Mutiny: I thought it would give me special powers.

(Mutiny) Atarax: what did it do to you?

(Atarax) Mutiny: well, it didn't give me any special powers, but it didn't kill me either

(Atarax) Darwin must be spinning in his grave

(Atarax) "why is that ♥♥♥♥ still alive"
#1430 +(-357)- [X]<LatinKing> Just look at all the contributions Irish ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ have made to society

<LatinKing> Potato Famine

<LatinKing> heh

<LatinKing> Black Irish

<LatinKing> Are the worst

<Culex> aren't irish green tho?

<chracker> pots of gold are cool

<LatinKing> You have to be the stupidist person I have ever had the chance encounter of conversating with....

<LatinKing> Only pot of gold you have is your dried up honey pot between your flaming red crotch...and that pot was plundered a long time ago
#2271 +(43)- [X]<gloOmer> I JUST LOOKED AT NUDE MARKY MARK PICTURES TO TEST IF I WAS GAY

<gloOmer> AND I DIDNT GET A BONER

<gloOmer> RAPED
#2767 +(1602)- [X]*** civicsi was kicked by Raegen (KK: go away jason)

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<civicsi> uhhh

<civicsi> HOW DID YOU GET MY NAME?

<Tokae> we are l33t

<Darn> haha he hacked you

<KK> shutup jason

<civicsi> how did you do that?

<Tokae> you will be ♥♥♥♥ over jason if you act out of line.

<KK> Mr Preston

<civicsi> I hope you know that I have logs of all hacking attempts

<civicsi> and I WILL forward them to the DOJ
#7156 +(338)- [X]<vas> my dad recons i dont look up porn

<vas> cuase i tell him it would come up on the bill if i do so
#7717 +(362)- [X]<cosmok> what is programming anymore, copy paste copy paste

<cosmok> copy, reorganize, paste, rework, paste

<kez> you missed a bit off the end

<cosmok> ?

<kez> </html>
#7804 +(304)- [X]<Affe> haha my mom just got an email from adultcheck that was supposed to go to my stepdad

<Ouroboros> Busted!

<Affe> she's like "adultcheck? i hate all this spam" and she clicks on it to delete it, and up comes the preview "dear william (my stepdad), on such and such a date you ordered...."

<Affe> haha

<Affe> she's all like "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥"
#8093 +(424)- [X]<Hazim> APPARENTLY I CANNOT CHARGE MALE ESCORTS TO MY LIBRARY CARD

<LR|seksiwidow-> why the hell not?

<Hazim> i dunno.. they thought i wouldn't return them on time?
#8809 +(149)- [X]<moira> Ibet  I could play my lungs like a harp if they weren't stuck insdie my body
#9625 +(282)- [X]<Giuslaien> hi!!

<Giuslaien> I am dj of the brasil I have you vary music with Latin interferences.

<Giuslaien> do I like to change music, some kindred dj of changing music?

<Giuslaien> are you of where?

<Giuslaien> which your name?
#11422 +(547)- [X]<hobophobic> cant be ♥♥♥♥♥♥ going to the toilet

<hobophobic> i reckon i'll piss out the window

<hobophobic> brb - pissing out my window

<Mr_J_Beam_1981> lol

<hobophobic> brb - pissed on my window

<Syncope> Yeah you gotta open it first

<hobophobic> :(
#14704 +(384)- [X]<PTM> when i was ten...

<PTM> (interesting story, no?)

<PTM> i was messing around with a neighbor girl

<PTM> and like

<PTM> it was mostly naked wrestling

<PTM> with penetration

<PTM> but no orgasms.

<Damsel> you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ at 10?

<PTM> well if that's your definition of ♥♥♥♥, i suppose
#16373 +(27)- [X]<JtHM> if I had a child I'd do it naturally

<sacarna> out your penix?

<JtHM> it's big enough to handle it I reckon
#26659 +(137)- [X]<Gartuff|VivaLasVegas> so far my record is like 10+ trips to vegas, without ever getting married
#34066 +(400)- [X]<SenorWeird> ugh. I need help

<Duckie5147> with what?

<SenorWeird> I got to the end of a page in this novel i'm reading and I hit the "page down" button on my keyboard.

<Duckie5147> hahaha

<Duckie5147> you need to read things not one the screen

<SenorWeird>  and when the page didn't turn, I got pissed and grabbed the mouse and was like where's the damn scroll bar"

<SenorWeird>  and then I realized...."you're reading a book. let the mouse go."
#36954 +(341)- [X]<Dark_Pen> you guys are sick

<Dark_Pen> first of all, neither i nor anyone in my family has ever done incest

<Dark_Pen> second of all, my mother is a hermaphrodite

<[[NOT_Cait_Sith]]> She is?

<Dark_Pen> .....

<Dark_Pen> crap
#37062 +(239)- [X]<Edventure> i don't like winamp 3

<DrPoole> never upgrade

<DrPoole> i use winamp 0.00001

<DrPoole> it's just a "Play" button
#37132 +(373)- [X]<Troll> Love anything and your heart will be wrung and possibly broken. If you want to make sure of keeping it intact you must give it to no one, not even an animal. Wrap it carefully round with hobbies and little luxuries; avoid all entanglements. Lock it up safe in the casket or coffin of your selfishness. But in that casket, safe, dark, motionless, airless, it will change. It will not be broken

<poppyq> or you could just look at porn
#37347 +(264)- [X]<Cassara> Oh! and the open trenchcoat. But usually Zan is like. Black slaves, button down shirts, overcoats and stuff. lesse who else..

<Doom> ...Black Slaves.. Nice fashion accessory
#38705 +(445)- [X]<Jade> they should make a chinese scrabble

<Jade> you have 40000 tokens and they all spell words
#39655 +(883)- [X]<Sharkey> Always had that trouble at libraries. "How much to buy this book." "This is a library, not a bookstore." "Alright, what happens if I lose it?" "You have to pay for it." "Alright, I'd like to borrow this book. Oh! Where did it go?"
#41211 +(181)- [X]<madog> because your a little pee-on

<madog> who has no pull on this network

<madog> try it agian, ill make sure you're glined

* madog (scottx@vulnerable.org) Quit (Local kill by humble (no pull on this network :)))
#42033 +(314)- [X]<AutistiCat> Anyone know how to get a halogen light bulb to fit into a halogen lamp thing?

<Ochopatas> Push on it

<AutistiCat> It has two little things sticking out and they won't go in...

<AutistiCat> If I push any harder it'll break before it goes in.

<Sensi> you slide it in and rotate the light. it should lock in

<AutistiCat> It won't slide in. It's like the holes are too small.

<Squinky> Wait until it passes adolescence.
#43781 +(144)- [X]< Squishy> in trade i'd like your soul for my collection

< Whoregasm> he means "your ♥♥♥♥" for "his anus"

< Squishy> i've got lots of souls from this channel
#46251 +(29)- [X]<+Fung-Ji> @find works?

*** odin sets mode: +b *!*@pc-14.public.uwindsor.ca

*** Fung-Ji was kicked by odin ("@find" is not allowed in this channel (24 hour ban))
#49398 +(178)- [X]<Nick> i go over my friends' houses with the sole intention of eating their food.
#51101 +(81)- [X]dmarkpb: oh yeah and while i'm thinking of it, i'm running 1600x1200 and 1280x960 side by side, i dare not put the 15 near these two in case it suicides because of jealousy
#54203 +(506)- [X]<`Grimm`> you know whats the darndest thing is? its when you mom calls you a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, im like, wait a minute, who's the ♥♥♥♥♥?
#62148 +(1)- [X]<Ado1> why cant i be ado

<PuffinFreshWog> Ado1: di"