"#1521 +(-463)- [X](br0kerman) leave him alone

(br0kerman) hes more l33t then u

(br0kerman) he deserves +o

(Skizer) no, he can ♥♥♥♥ off

(Skizer) he deserves +JEW

(br0kerman) why?

(Skizer) cause he's a ♥♥♥♥♥♥

(Skizer) not even +JEW

(br0kerman) hahah

(Skizer) some jew's are cool

(Skizer) he's gay

(Skizer) he deserves +SANFRANCISCO cause he's a flaming ♥♥♥♥♥♥
#1850 +(337)- [X]<Shiznaught> what better kinston or micron ram

<devGOD> i like kingston

<devGOD> did you know kingston's founder is an ex-football player

<`michael> that really makes their ram better too
#4039 +(628)- [X]<kapusta> Slut: a woman that ♥♥♥♥♥ everyone. ♥♥♥♥♥: a woman that ♥♥♥♥♥ everyone but you...
#4360 +(294)- [X]<DrWoody> <intra> I want to propose to my wife with a giant foam #1 finger instead of a ring.

<RastaSaf> of course the correct answer to that quote would be: how long did it take the doctors to remove it from you?
#4455 +(359)- [X]<Nephil> I was given detention because I said "evaginate" during a debate

<Nephil> :/
#5647 +(196)- [X]<Plaid> We got the "Share Minutes" plan. Call it family bondage.
#6310 +(294)- [X]* deVoca wonders how many American here know on what date the Civil War started and ended.

<Bell_of_Ygg> deV, I can't remember when-I can only remember how, why and what.

<The_Freakazoid> That means bell can remember it in the ass, for love, with a phone. But not who did it or when it happened.
#6777 +(830)- [X]<FindUrFire> how old are you rad,alone?

<SUPER--RAD> i'm 22 years old alone & with others i'm still 22
#7515 +(414)- [X]<LadyLegs> i'm anal about what goes into my body
#8018 +(381)- [X]<syncretic> whats the best program for capping tv

<JtHM> Handgun v2.4b
#8665 +(295)- [X]<iggypop> if i dont get on tomorrow, i'm probably burnt up

<iggypop> i took the battery out of my smoke alarm for my digicam
#11353 +(1021)- [X]<guyen> ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ i'm not going to be home this weekend, i have an online exam i have to take, but i'll be in LA

<guyen> there's a wedding going on so i won't be able to exactly just do it at my relative's house

<guyen> i'm looking for cybercafes and crap, the only thing i can find is some place called Yogi's Cyber Hut

<guyen> holy ♥♥♥♥ i can't believe i'm depending on Yogi for my midterm grade

<xan> at least he's smarter than the average bear
#15491 +(255)- [X]<[vr]bLaZe|wErK> i finally registered for me fall classes

<[zT]Lunchie> i hope english is one of them
#16245 +(177)- [X]<jasn> if i ever have a girlfriend that requests that we have a 'song'  together,  after i laugh

<jasn> i shall suggest master p - you can be my ♥♥♥♥♥
#16409 +(407)- [X]<Never> Okay, I'm not really going to be a novelist, it just sounds a lot better than "autistic ♥♥♥♥♥♥ constantly lost in own fantasy world"
#21882 +(382)- [X](FakeBoobies): any one wanna to chat to a guy pretending to be a chick with a pic of some model off the internet, msg me
#23409 +(161)- [X]* RuneCaster gives UFG the primary Scottish attack "Plaid Kilt Waving In The Breeze Flash"
#34027 +(250)- [X]* @andy blows his load.

* Khross eats a child.

<@andy> we all react differently to surprise gifts.
#34912 +(192)- [X]<TigerSun> AsiaDoll: the only reason I'm not rich yet is because I refuse to earn on others' stupidity

<TigerSun> I believe stupidity should kill, not help others to get richer

<TigerSun> I'm highly ethical!
#45440 +(58)- [X]<rioter> cd location of file

<rioter> rpm -Uvh full file name.rpm

<_Larez-> DAAAAAAAAAAAMMNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!

<_Larez-> didint worked

<rioter> ...

<_Larez-> I didint put in the files name

<_Larez-> just pasted what you typed
#46744 +(514)- [X]<_Tenchi_> i also start feeling old when i see all these new fangled colors in

           M&Ms and Lucky Charms

<Vulpyne> Didn't they only used to be like brown and yellow?

<_Tenchi_> yeah

<_Tenchi_> these days i cant tellw hether im eating M&Ms or skittles

<rs> tenchi:  mix 'em together and you've got S&Ms
#48855 +(86)- [X]<[-FcG-]Zwitta[D-F]|away> its from bash, so it must be true
#53833 +(481)- [X]<greeny> so i turn this box upside down and you know what i find printed on the bottom?

<greeny> "don't turn the box upside down"

<greeny> :
#55653 +(240)- [X]<Boned> ever watched scrambled porn only to learn 5 mins later that its two guys?
#56317 +(376)- [X]<ibrahim> is there alive experts?

<ozzmosis> I've been alive since I was born, you could say I'm an expert at it
#57933 +(182)- [X]<SantaClaus> Santa on @#gaysouthcoast

<SantaClaus> spreading white christmas in all the wrong places
#58067 +(158)- [X]<ace> type //run c:\con\con

*** voonilla (gsfgdg@202.76.41.19503) Quit (Read error to voonilla: Connection reset by peer)

*** voonilla (gsfgdg@202.76.41.10540) has joined #3GIMPS

<voonilla> fark yew

<voonilla> i had to like pull my computer out of the wall

<voonilla> coz this fatal action thing wouldnt go away

<voonilla> and my computer wont turn off if u push  the button

<voonilla> coz if u shut it down it turns off by itself and ♥♥♥♥

<voonilla> and so I HAD TO PULL IT OUT OF THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WALL

<voonilla> AND ITS ALL UR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FAULT
#59170 +(511)- [X]<Goo> ok when i think to myself "the nazis are coming, protect the churches" in a 17th century english accent, it's time to go to bed
#62192 +(1)- [X]<D3adlode> I just noticed something; 1337 + 666 = 2003 =O
#65655 +(181)- [X]<Tramtrist> anyone seen vaun?(♥♥♥♥♥?)

<Tramtrist> someone post on vn and tell him to get in here pzl(plz)

<Mardom> i saw him giving sexual favors to men

<Tramtrist> k

<Tramtrist> anyone not a complete tard see him?

<Mardom> haha

<Mardom> good luck finding one of those in here

<Tramtrist> yeah ;/
#75796 +(445)- [X]* a17geL637 huggles anthony

* Ariyn rubs anthony's face in his manboobs

<Anthony> YAAAAAAAY! and NOOOOOOOOO! respectivelyyyyyyyy!!!
#80815 +(145)- [X]<ph0x_> the best way to optimize a program for space is to remove all spaces and tabs from the source code

<ph0x_> also don't use many lines,write everything on one single line
#85850 +(-2)- [X]<SherP> and even if i do lick ♥♥♥

<SherP> its my own ♥♥♥
#97981 +(611)- [X]<Dave2> Had my french oral exam today

<Dave2> It sucked
#102178 +(175)- [X]<Ban|Karma|> whats the differents between FreeBSD and Redhat?

<Mr_Tux> Ban|Karma|: One's free, the other's crap.  You decide.

<StiNKy> redhat isn't free?
#105421 +(56)- [X]cory: so how much ♥♥♥♥ did you pack.

tara: like 2 duffle bags.

cory:  damm thats alot of ♥♥♥♥ packing.

tara: yeh i inventoried it.

cory:  huh, so thats what they call it these days.
#154048 +(276)- [X]<alpha0> dude i shoot smack every day

<alpha0> i am so far from being a drug wuss

<mEta> shooting smakc is for gays

<alpha0> well

<alpha0> considering im now gay

<alpha0> i guess it isnt

<alpha0> not

<alpha0> *

<alpha0> ♥♥♥♥

<alpha0> :(
#239353 +(454)- [X]<[Yu-Ominae]> brb nature calls

* [Yu-Ominae] goes outside and rolls in the bushes naked
#256669 +(397)- [X]<astaroth> the other minor annoyance with this laptop is that the IRDa port keep changing the channel on the TV
#314712 +(1341)- [X](@JH) you know you can get stuff engraved on an iPod? I was thinking about this..

(@JH) RIAA v. JH - Exhibit A
#374746 +(346)- [X]14:51 <@phoniq> so these guys have three kenyans, three indians and an egyptian

14:51 <@phoniq> and they're gonna behead one every 72 hours

14:52 <@phoniq> and their pictures are available

14:52 <@phoniq> so i think i'm gonna make a website where you can vote for

                which one should get it first

14:53 <@pho"