"#442 +(669)- [X]<bocz> cop made me get out and put my hands on my hood

<bocz> and im like 'no i cant touch the paint, its fresh'
#1389 +(244)- [X](fishead) "I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ your girlfriend and all I got was this lousy t-shirt... and crabs"

(TwinX) " I got a handjob from ♥♥♥♥♥ McChicken and then he made me BUY this ♥♥♥♥♥♥ t-shirt."
#2121 +(611)- [X]*** atnnn (atnnn@hv-hs-37-38.aei.ca) has joined #winprog

<atnnn> hi

<atnnn> what is the code for "+" on WM_KEYDOWN

<Wy4tt> VK_RTM

<atnnn> and minus?

<Wy4tt> VK_RTFM

<atnnn> i can't find it
#2129 +(340)- [X]<CoMBo> haha dude is oktane ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ?

<refugee> CoMBo: no, he's just trying to fix that girl's back
#2240 +(276)- [X]<Aiko> i have sex like i just got out of prison and about to go back in
#3026 +(73)- [X]<kisama> you know what's hilarious

<kisama> leaving your fly unbuttoned

<kisama> then walking around all furtive

<DooD> ...

<kisama> hhahaha

<kisama> i did that today

<kisama> you'd think ppl would notice

<kisama> but i was in art all day

<kisama> with my zipper down

<kisama> and a long shirt

<DooD> they'd have to look at your wang area =P

<kisama> are they afraid of sensory overload or what?
#4686 +(362)- [X]* Morpheus agrees with tark, but I also prefer nude wet legal aged girls =P

<Tarkuss> hey...legal age is 12 in some countries...

<Morpheus> 8 in tiwan

<Tarkuss> Morpheus: EIGHT!?

* Morpheus nods as he watches tark go to get a passport
#5750 +(640)- [X]<TeNcHi420> i went to this store to buy a pipe, and there was only one left, and hes all "its unbreakable" so i was like thats pretty cool, but then he starts bangin it on the tble, and im like ok stop, but he says, "no look, you can hit it how ever many times and it wont break.." on about the 7th or 8th smack on the table the thing shatters....i almost knoked his dumbass out
#5775 +(20036)- [X]* ab is away - gone, if anyone talks in the next 25 minutes as me it's bm

  being an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ -          

<ab> HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK ♥♥♥♥♥
#6491 +(570)- [X]<SwampFox> "I'm sleeping with several local teens.  Find out if your child is one of them at 11."
#6505 +(252)- [X]<jeremiah> the other day, we were sitting there in class

during an awkward pause and the teacher was feeling all proud of himself [...] and I say: "so mr critzer, when are you going

to get a real job?"
#6607 +(448)- [X]<niff|n> why do you have so much porn Greebo?

<Greebo> 'cos i like masturbating, niffin.
#7009 +(40)- [X]<`Kd> in status..that ppl talking in there not knowing we see them or something?
#7501 +(123)- [X]<dirtynumbangelboy> SCREW HUMANITY LETS DO MORE NITROUS YAY
#8667 +(319)- [X]<cryterion> that the girl had a nickname.

<cryterion> "mouse"

<cryterion> have you ever stepped on a mouse's tail?

<cryterion> and heard it squeak?

<cryterion> this girl did that at the point of orgasm.

<cryterion> "EEEEEEEEEEEE!
#9038 +(177)- [X]ilsa: well i suppose calculus isn't rocket science and some people can't do that...

MistrE: calc is nearly rocket science

CuriosCat can do rocket science

CuriosCat: it's easier than calculuc

CuriosCat: caalculus
#12317 +(462)- [X]<gorilla> ANY GIRLS HERE

<Lan> yeah, wanna cyber?

<gorilla> YES

<gorilla> HOW

<Lan> sorta like this

* gorilla (gorilla@xxx.ipt.aol.com) Quit (Connection reset by peer)

<Lan> a little to the left
#13148 +(435)- [X][aphr0] do hospitals let you keep the umbilical cord?

[aphr0] I'ma have my kid's cord made into a die

[aphr0] tie

[aphr0] or freeze it and tan it and make it into a cane

[aphr0] give it to my kid when he learns to walk so he can walk around and pimp ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ with his umbilical cord
#13923 +(1627)- [X]<djamok> wb justin

<JFlex> wb yourself, mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

<JFlex> Oh, welcome back, I get it.
#15970 +(505)- [X]*** Now talking in #clubsi.com

*** Topic is 'I hate Linux because it makes me type "man mount"'

*** Set by Arctil on Wed Jul 10 16:27:12
#27238 +(293)- [X]<Staberinde> Ah lovely.  First I get Hirsuite women spam mail now I get "Anal breakfast fisting" spam mail

<Boogaleeboo> Eh.

<Boogaleeboo> "Do you like gay fisting?" still tops it for me

<Boogaleeboo> Not because it is so out there, but because it's really a blow to the ego for three seconds

<Boogaleeboo> Before you think "Hey, they don't know who the ♥♥♥♥ I am"

<Staberinde> What I love is getting 2 viagra spam mails surrounded by spam mail for car loans or home loans

<Staberinde> Apparently they think that I can't get a loan and it's making me impotent
#35522 +(760)- [X]<_rm> xp is great

<_rm> better than ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ me or 98
#36887 +(322)- [X]<lavhoes> ♥♥♥♥, i hate it when i need something from my mom and she's having sex.
#37086 +(100)- [X]<Frightener> anyone else have a problem with their balls getting out of alignment?
#39836 +(19)- [X]<anarch> whats graphic about it?

<anarch> just a dead guy

<anarch> not like the pics i saw of bali where they were picking up body parts

<Bell_of_Ygg> and eating them
#39948 +(348)- [X]<BDSChaos> i am hot

<BDSChaos> if I was male I would so be gay with myself

<BDSChaos> wait
#40518 +(329)- [X]<Tamahome> Ryan: "here" being?

<mdew> .nz of course

<Tamahome> oh, Europe doesn't count :P

<mdew> europe?

<Tamahome> Europe is traditionally a *very slow* gaming market

<mdew> since when was .nz europe?
#48317 +(-6)- [X]<geck`> anyone like vegtable lasagna?

<_ace> i do

<geck`> good stuff huh ace

<_ace> cept for the kind with spinach,

<geck`> unfortunately mine is frozen pr-made but its still excellent

<geck`> esad it actually is like reg lasagna but it has a cheese sause and may veggies

<kisama> pr made?

<kisama> hahah

<geck`> pre made snow

<geck`> like frozen

<kisama> i thought you meant

<kisama> puerto rican made
#48718 +(8)- [X]<ZeroHour> Descender: get a real mans gun

<brenden> hah

<Descender> your penis?

<ZeroHour> damn right!

<NoiZe> lol

<ZeroHour> put it in your eye!

<stupidnick_> lol

<ZeroHour> WATCH IT SHOOT!
#50228 +(392)- [X]<Ma[N]da> he wont shut up about my mum

<Ma[N]da> i swear i wannna kiss him

<My`Albanian`Ass> kiss him?

<Ma[N]da> oh my god

<Ma[N]da> i mean kill him
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#62874 +(599)- [X]<Brandon17> I used to date a blind girl. Her name was ::... ..:.: .:::. .::.. ....: .:.::
#81616 +(334)- [X]Mmytacism: http://popcap.com/gamepopup.php?theGame=insaniquarium

Mmytacism: this game is so unrealistic

Mmytacism: your common goldfish doesn't cost $100

Mmytacism: then again, I suppose it doesn't defecate coins, either
#85552 +(267)- [X](@Sabrejack): if you dropped the soap in front of evets, he'd ♥♥♥♥ you in the ass, implant a tracking device, a keylogger, a virus, and a self-hiding trojan to make you drop the soap on command.
#93815 +(459)- [X]<tps^snoogans> haha

<tps^snoogans> i just went into the kitchen

<tps^snoogans> and picked up this boneless buffalo wing

<tps^snoogans> and said "why didnt i eat this this morning?"

<tps^snoogans> so i ate it

<tps^snoogans> and then i was like "oh yeah i dropped it on the ground outside"

<tps^snoogans> i'm a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥
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