"#615 +(1355)- [X]<splice> wow, irc really loses its luster when you have a girlfriend

<splice> be back much later
#1745 +(427)- [X](nexxai) [poopfart]: can you fart and poo at the same time?

(poopfart) yes

(poopfart) i can

(poopfart) their called accidents
#2339 +(1146)- [X]<[noam]> you know, i just came to a conclusion

<ryo-ohki> Really? I just came to some porno.
#3400 +(330)- [X]<|TrunX|> don't make me bust out my pic

<|TrunX|> you will all turn gay
#4143 +(578)- [X]<uneasier> would it be out of line if i were to request that my testes be softly nestled within your food receptacle?

<Jan__> mmm braized testicle

<Jan__> with a nice bottle of chianti

<Jan__> fthfthfthfthfthfthfth!

* uneasier runs away
#5089 +(838)- [X]<langdon> ♥♥♥♥ OFF AND HELP ME

<langdon> i mean

<langdon> ♥♥♥♥ on

<langdon> ♥♥♥♥ over here and help me
#5275 +(445)- [X]<zymurgy> #define NULL NULL /* because I can dammit! */
#5597 +(846)- [X]<Elfin> lkmwclldsldldldldldld,e,e,e,e,e,,e,e,e,e,e,,e,e,e,e,e,,e,e,e,e,e,e

,e,e,e,,,,eee,e,olwowowoowolsalslslsllslslslslslslllsllsllsllslls lsls

<Elfin> That was me playing keyboard drums.

<memo> Rock on.

<Elfin> You know it.
#5750 +(640)- [X]<TeNcHi420> i went to this store to buy a pipe, and there was only one left, and hes all "its unbreakable" so i was like thats pretty cool, but then he starts bangin it on the tble, and im like ok stop, but he says, "no look, you can hit it how ever many times and it wont break.." on about the 7th or 8th smack on the table the thing shatters....i almost knoked his dumbass out
#7689 +(304)- [X]<Phuser> Someone asked me if I knew what time it was today

<Phuser> I said, Yes, but not right now.
#8112 +(283)- [X]<Palindrome80> (oh.  my.  god.  josh just showed me pornographic harry potter fan fiction.)

<thedreya> (I REFUSE to read the porno harry potter fanfic. I stick to gay A-team fanfic)
#10010 +(232)- [X]* Shi-chan beats Tino down

<Shi-chan> DIE

<Tino> haha

* Shi-chan takes out a spoonn

<Shi-chan> DON'T MAKE ME USE THIS

<ilifin> there is no spoon
#11068 +(276)- [X]<Zarzig> If i had a cup of liquid nitrogen right now, i would drink it.

<Zarzig> Granted my stomach would solidify and i would die in a matter of seconds...

<Zarzig> but at least my underwear woulden't be so sweaty...
#14203 +(218)- [X]<stormin> what's asl?

<Xiautau> age/sex/location

<Xiautau> teen channels have that ♥♥♥♥

<Xiautau> not that i go to teen channels
#14746 +(262)- [X]<|dxb|-XeS`006-> i have a nuclear bomb

<Mercury}W{> I bet its in your pants too.

<ONP-Trugoy> great now this channel is being monitored by the gov't
#16254 +(-3)- [X]<Serevok> does your penis reach the city of Montreal?

<Cheezric> I'm talking 5, maybe ten minutes tops.

<Cheezric> Well, we jews are blessed.

<Serevok> with choping off your ♥♥♥♥♥ at birth?
#16268 +(260)- [X]<[m1]> i HATE real world

<[m1]> its a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ platform for outspoken ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ with a high school vocabulary

<mrwhite> dave, sounds like irc
#16779 +(1469)- [X]<Kevyn> So if black guys like white girls, and white guys like asian girls... what do the asian guys like?

<etoilet> hentai
#23117 +(2115)- [X]*** DADDDDDY has joined #hockey2

<DADDDDDY> HONK

<DADDDDDY> PIMPIN' AINT EASY

<FredSmyth> PIMPIN' IS QUITE DIFFICULT

<Eulogy_> PIMPIN HAS PROVED TO BE MORE WORK THAN I FIRST ASSUMED

<Maltby> THE DIFFICULTY IN THE OCCUPATION OF PIMPIN' IS EXPONENTIALLY MORE COMPLEX THAN FIRST BELIEVED

<DADDDDDY> ♥♥♥♥

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#31488 +(30)- [X]Kiyomi_Shinfuji: CaptKirby: ne1 that uses drugs

Kiyomi_Shinfuji: CaptKirby: is stupider than LP for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ men

LavosPhoenix: what's wrong with knowing your place?

LavosPhoenix: and it isn't men...

LavosPhoenix: since my friend and I are under 18

Kiyomi_Shinfuji: minors ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ just makes it SO MUCH BETTER then, doesn't it, LP?

LavosPhoenix: well... we don't do anal secks much anyway...
#33104 +(1132)- [X]<mem-out> .=~

<mem-out> flea with a flamethrower

<wob> ^- idiot with a keyboard
#34139 +(421)- [X]<Tarrant> the condom pack says

<Tarrant> "Don't return used condoms to the distributor through the mail."
#35446 +(137)- [X]<@Sicarius123> .::fnp[sleep]::. winzip can suck my balls

<+fnp[sleep]> Sicarius123, darn tootin

<Joelz> It can?

<Joelz> It should be called winunzip
#40312 +(258)- [X]<bbyhewie> my roommate just asked me how to change the font of text in a picture he just downloaded

<PhsyCon> tell him to drop it in notepad :P

<bbyhewie> no, i told him to shut up and stop talking to me
#44175 +(257)- [X]<Radon> there goes the neighborhood.

<Radon> power went out.

<Radon> thank god for UPS

<Shel-afk> lol

<Shel-afk> Thats great

<Radon> surprised the cable didnt go out.

<Radon> phone did.

<Shel-afk> The only thing that works in your house is the computer

<Shel-afk> "So, what did you do during the power outage"

<Radon> and flashlights.

<Shel-afk> "Played quake"
#45186 +(383)- [X]<hash---> back everything up on 45rpm vinyl

<ManMower> hash---: I have 80 lbs of porn on vinyl in my closet

<xbane> manmower: i have 130lbs of porn in my closet

<xbane> (dead hooker)
#50272 +(90)- [X]<Fabio> wooo 47.5$/g for international data from feb next year.....

<Riqizeins_Aggilus> w00t

<Fabio> and they are complaining that mp3 and dvd rips cost the movie industry soo much each year, then they go and do a nice thing like make our downloads cheaper...

<Fabio> i love the way this world works

<Riqizeins_Aggilus> lol
#51152 +(164)- [X]<JustyUekiTylor> that would be cool, they need bat singals for women... like "The Mood Signal" then you can see it form miles away... so like you could be all like "hey bill, isn't that your wife's mood signal? you better not make to much noise coming home tonight... she's in her "I'm having my period and you just left an empty milk carton in the fridge mood" Bill: "uh-oh"

<Dragon> GTM|Stuff: any conversation here is probably the wrong one to join
#52773 +(148)- [X]<Mr_|r0n> Do ANYBODY have a program who hack Linux Root password

<solarisx-> type /con/con and it will open a hacking window then you type /hack * and it will teach you about it

<Mr_|r0n> con/con Unknown command

<solarisx-> ♥♥♥♥, you dont have it

<Mr_|r0n> were do i get it ?

<solarisx-> www.penis.com

*** Mr_|r0n has parted the channel
#52802 +(654)- [X]Acire1134:Damn dog keeps fallin off my clock

Impala33157:O.O

Impala33157:I SO read that wrong
#55565 +(1096)- [X]<Rav3n> my gf is only 2 years old and my parents are fuming.

<Rav3n> older
#56879 +(1508)- [X]<CuZZa> i lived there for a month

<CuZZa> japan is great

<CuZZa> really ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up, but great

<CuZZa> its weird. me being a 6'4 white guy standing on a train with a bunch of japanese people who are around 5'

<CuZZa> i had a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ guy dressed as sailor moon looking at me as if I was the weirdo
#62681 +(164)- [X]<dizzyg> Sinbad + hamster + KY jelly == happy

<RubberDuck> the thing about hamsters is that the ky sticks to the hair and to get them clean afterwards is a beech

<RubberDuck> or so i've been told
#76719 +(665)- [X]@demalavor: more proof my brother is gay, he is eating popcorn out of a bowl with a spoon
#80926 +(3)- [X]<shortyz> ugly ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ should wear masks all the time.. or rather paper bags

<`FrEaK> plastic bags... so they cant breath
#81070 +(312)- [X]<cyo> everytime i try to tell my parents that i have a girlfriend they start to walk away

<cyo> i swear they want me to be gay or something
#81865 +(47)- [X]<tbsp> u can run fdisk under windows? eewww

<tbsp> th"