"#362 +(697)- [X]<inof> God used fork() to create Eve.
#2973 +(463)- [X]<Xta-C> i really need a gf

<Xta-C> ROFL

<Xta-C> gf3 even

<Xta-C> but yeah, a gf would be nice
#3166 +(88)- [X]<myst> FYI, it wasn't true love that called earlier, it was my mom... lol
#3623 +(182)- [X]<fai|ure> pearl must have some cavern ♥♥♥♥♥ if she's wanting it in the ass everytime

<pearl> i didnt say everytime

<pearl> occasionally is nice :)

<pearl> jd has the nicest thing to say about me usually

<fai|ure> i'm that sensitive type of guy

<fai|ure> ya' know what i'm sayin'

<Ginger> cavernous is not good

<Ginger> cept

<Ginger> for the esophageal capacity
#7555 +(33)- [X][anakin] man i love microsoft visio

[Bayls] yeah, and thanks for answering my question about it earlier. :)

[anakin] what question did you have?

[Bayls] how well does it sniff out your network and give you a diagram with Ipaddresses etc?

[Bayls] is it visio enterprise?

[anakin] not sure, i havent tried it yet

[anakin] na i only have professional

[Bayls] It should say it on the box. if it says "enterprise", it's the enterpr.... ooooh, there IS NO BOX, is there? :)

[anakin] does error checking etc too for ERD, data flow, structure charts, etc too

[Bayls] sensational!

[annie] you have NO idea what he just said, do you bayls? ;)

[anakin] even gives you an output box at the bottom telling you any errors as you go along ... like a compiler .. heh

[Bayls] yeah, he said it's got a spell checker or something in it.
#7569 +(47)- [X]<foop> i have explosive projectile weaponry in my pants
#7849 +(558)- [X]<FadeJade> On the news tonight "SHOULD AIRLINE PASSENGERS BE MADE TO BUY TWO TICKETS JUST BECAUSE THEY'RE OVERWEIGHT?!"

<FadeJade> ♥♥♥♥ yeah

<Phuser> hell yes

<FadeJade> Business, Economy or Fatty?

<FadeJade> I'll fly Fatty today, thanks
#9106 +(337)- [X]<axial> Which are the best PDAs these days?

<Chibby> when girls are kissing guys in the stairwell at school

<Chibby> i think

<Chibby> i have no clue

<Chibby> why do you ask something like that?

<Quinn> That was a really bad one.

<Chibby> well whats a good PDA then?

<axial> ..huh?

<Chibby> you said: "what's the best public display of affection?"

<Chibby> i attempted to answer it

<Quinn> I think ax was meaning personal digital assistant.

<Chibby> OMFG

: Chibby slaps myself

<Chibby> k bye~

<Quinn> I thought you were joking, heh.

<Chibby> persocon is the best PDA then
#9645 +(290)- [X]<reflexive> WHAT'S COOL ABOUT THIS JOB

<reflexive> IS THAT I GET ALL THE COFFEE I WANT.

<reflexive> ehehehehhehehe.

<|reptile|> coffee blackens your teeth, taints your breath, and thrashes your nerves.

<reflexive> ...where's the downside?
#10676 +(30)- [X]<ZackSmurf> ur a gay cs ♥♥♥♥♥ rnt u skratch

<[-FeC-]sKratch> other than the gay and ♥♥♥♥♥ part, yes
#16274 +(387)- [X]<Calrathan> its amazinz;].jhv0z;].jhv0z;].jhv0z;].jhv how a little liquid in the keyboard can screw it up so much
#21827 +(645)- [X]<ChikBRB> My bagle bites tray had ♥♥♥♥♥♥ 10 bites

<ChikBRB> they usually have nine

<ChikBRB> THEIR LOSS HAHA

<Guilty> Wow thats quite a find

<Guilty> The gods have truely smiled upon you
#22010 +(172)- [X](cowboy) my dad's bullish on booty

(cowboy) buy high

(cowboy) sell sober
#28167 +(1089)- [X]<worksoufy> man i need to eat

<Trak3r> that's "yoda" speak for "i need to eat a man"

<worksoufy> sick bastard you are
#34027 +(250)- [X]* @andy blows his load.

* Khross eats a child.

<@andy> we all react differently to surprise gifts.
#34274 +(281)- [X]* Now talking in #9-11

<[9-11]|vS|darkwinter> cant we just have a moment of silence?

<[9-11]GodLovesFiremen> YOU ARE ALL INVITED TO MY TERROR DAY BARBECUE

<[9-11]GodLovesFiremen> WE WILL HAVE GAMES

<[9-11]GodLovesFiremen> LIKE

<[9-11]ILLuSiOnZ|GaS|> we did b4

<[ws]-storm[9-11]> hi

<Will> holy shui

<[9-11]GodLovesFiremen> PIN THE JET ON THE WTC TOWER

<Will> no one is oped either

<[9-11]GodLovesFiremen> KABOOM

<nLs|rOnny[9-11]> omfg

* *** G-line requested by Jaden.. (465)

* Disconnected
#39966 +(204)- [X]<@Ghostface> *aroused*

<@Ghostface> ./.

<@Ghostface> .|.
#45124 +(209)- [X]<Quik> Quake is the mother of all games!

<fridaY13th>  yes... a very old and ugly mother.
#46961 +(272)- [X]<Trahen0ts> nobody loves me

<Trahen0ts> that's it

<Usiel> grow boobs. i'll love you

<Trahen0ts> *turn up polka*

<Trahen0ts> how do you know I don't have boobs?

<Usiel> your picture

<Trahen0ts> that could be somebody else

<Usiel> looks like you

<Trahen0ts> how do you know?

<Usiel> i saw you

<Trahen0ts> when?

<Usiel> couple years ago

<Trahen0ts> ..

<Trahen0ts> that coulda been somebody else.

<Usiel> kind of an elaborate hoax just to fool me

<Trahen0ts> well, I'm an elaborate guy

<Trahen0ts> I have boobs, trust me
#47134 +(169)- [X]<flawed> i wish they had Summary Software .. you paste in a huge chunk of text and it gives you the gist of it :)

<flawed> then you can use some Text to Speech software to read the summary out loud

<flawed> ah the Age of Laziness
#47827 +(239)- [X]<Kouban> My friend had a dog that ate a sock once, and it came out hole x_x

<Chimerasame> ..

<Crimsonmonkey> which hole

<Kouban> ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TYPO DIE ME
#52644 +(204)- [X]<DeterminedLilBitch> Daishi dont talk

<Daishi> ?

<Daishi> i talk

<DeterminedLilBitch> not to me

<Daishi> i just wait till some one says my name and it flashes green

<Daishi> then i talk

<Daishi> its like sitting at a red light all day
#52990 +(962)- [X]<|404notfound> They need to make keyboards without the caps lock button, and then give the buttons to martial arts masters.

<|404notfound> "Only when you can snatch the caps lock from my hand may you yell incessantly like an idiot."
#55417 +(21)- [X]<Jiggs> Can anyone tell me the correct syntax for using "!list" for getting the server info?
#62315 +(329)- [X]<port80> I was trying to do my washing yesterday, she draggeed me onto the bed handcuffed me (oh how I struggled) and *censored* the *censored* out of me.

<Hajitorus> plungered the herpes out of you?

<port80> yes... yes indeed
#68429 +(476)- [X]<lude> Are they streaming the superbowl anywhere?

<@WinX> yes.

<@WinX> http://your-♥♥♥♥♥♥♥-tv/
#68431 +(173)- [X]<Sil> WHY CAN'T I BE DEPRESSED ON MY OWN?! Everyone else gets depressed and pissy when i'm down......grrr......

<Elfasi> The key to being depressed on your own, is to go away and be alone and not tell anyone about it :)
#70543 +(141)- [X]<mspencer> but when people say it's impossible to travel faster than light, they're probably right.  Some extremely interesting and surprising things would have to happen before that could be wrong.

<Wataru> mspencer: like my getting laid?

<Biggy> EXACTALY

<Biggy> IMPROBABLE, BUT NOT IMPOSSIBLE. JUST VERY CLOSE.
#77056 +(161)- [X]memories keep: I don't want to wait until marriage. But i don't want a ♥♥♥♥ to take my vriginity.
#79881 +(117)- [X]* Lolita_ (ask@sg-14926.mweb.co.za) has joined #12-15yrz

<Lolita_> hello is everyone from 12 to 15?
#88880 +(499)- [X]<@iridium> man

<@iridium> im getting ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ raped

<@iridium> i'm lagged by like 2 minutes

<@iridium> ♥♥♥♥♥♥ i gave a shell on this box pissed some script kiddie off

<@iridium> hes packeting the crap out of me

<@iridium> ♥♥♥♥

<@iridium> i've battened down all the hatches so now all that remains is to wait for him to climax or whatever the ♥♥♥♥ script kiddies do
#93938 +(90)- [X]<copland> some prefer masturbate than meeting with girls... xvid vs cinema is the same in my eyes :)
#107304 +(755)- [X"