"#953 +(1787)- [X](Mutiny) I'm talking to my mom online and she just said "i could use a good vibrator. i know you dont want to hear that but a woman has needs"

* Mutiny runs and washes his eyes out with bleach
#1091 +(391)- [X](tiko-out) Guin is the poster child for pulling out

(Twin-X) although she's the result of not
#5638 +(363)- [X]<Krispy> you could double specialize

<Krispy> GYN/PROCTOLOGY

<Krispy> THEN YOU COULD DO THE SHOCKER

<Krispy> AND IT WOULD BE ALL LEGAL
#6326 +(362)- [X][during the Olympics]

ted: everytime i load my yahoo it seems the US has three more medals

craig: Stop reloading then!!! Canada has to catch up
#7161 +(311)- [X]<KINGofEXTREME> i forgot cars come in manual man

<KINGofEXTREME> my friend starts changing gears

<KINGofEXTREME> im like what are you doing

<KINGofEXTREME> didnt know what was going on
#7691 +(174)- [X]*** OpsuPup has joined #Aussie-Warez

<OpsuPup> fap fapping fap

<OutLore> indeed

<OutLore> howd you guess?

<OutLore> i mean nothing.

<OpsuPup> i can hear you from mornington dude

<OpsuPup> the walls are shaking

* OutLore blushes
#8394 +(352)- [X]<crazymaninvan> boobs on the life channel!

<Spamalope> What species?
#10162 +(382)- [X]<Gygaxis> hitler: NO FAIR!!! ENGLANDS WALLHACKING!!!!1
#11497 +(1533)- [X]<jre> There is no profile of a school shooter.  They come from all walks of life, all religions; they listen to different music, have different crowds; they are just random individuals who cannot be determined to be killers until they actually kill.

* jre is now known as SoccerMoms

<SoccerMoms> WE BETTER CENSOR MOVIES, TV, MUSIC, BOOKS, VIDEOGAMES AND THE INTERNET THEN

* SoccerMoms is now known as Politicians

<Politicians> K
#12356 +(398)- [X]<NASTYFEET> ANY TUFF GUYS HERE THAT WILL FIGHT MY DAD ?  MSG ME
#12798 +(562)- [X]<teknoho> im not drinking hard liquor for a lil while. i gave it up for lent.

<mmmichael> what does lent do to you?

<mmmichael> does it ♥♥♥♥ you up?
#15706 +(370)- [X]<PetrDoubt> Gee, the people who moved alzheimers.net's DNS away from us forgot

  to tell us.
#17966 +(103)- [X]<ALT--F4> im a irc nerd

<ALT--F4> i have spend up to 14 hours on here at a time

<ALT--F4> its my favorite thing until i remember that i have a penis.

<Majin-Buu> k you are weird

<Majin-Buu> ill have to take ur nick into consideration

Parts: Majin-Buu (none@h24-66-113-73.tb.shawcable.net) [21 users]
#26135 +(127)- [X]<Marek> you guys know how big the benchmark is?

<@Haggis> about 6"
#33616 +(183)- [X]<ohyeah> i hate sex.

<♥♥♥♥♥♥♥> WHAT?!!! WHY?!!!!!!!!!!

<ohyeah> because it isn't moral and christian

<ohyeah> and its killing youth

<ohyeah> and its the cause for many diseases

<ohyeah> and so many people who are underage are having it

<♥♥♥♥♥♥♥> well then how the ♥♥♥♥ come your sn is 'oh yeah'

<ohyeah>  i can't talk to you!
#34146 +(33)- [X]<Stratman> Team Canada owns you by default of being canadian

<sQu33ze> i will disregard that being that it came from the mouth of a canadian
#34422 +(128)- [X]<Death_Blade> <FyNXeR> Pardon my spelling... but I'm from Sweden

<Death_Blade> <sumbody> pardon my accent, i am from southeast asia

<Death_Blade> <DrMonkey> pardon my shotgun, i'm from west virginia

<@Cockroach-> lol

<@Nazerath> <Nazerath> Pardon my Joint, I'm from South Eastern Kentucky. ;)
#38180 +(-1)- [X]<kar^m^27> any female care to chat? ping me
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#42331 +(580)- [X]<Dezzy> actually i was looking for girlie porn for my boyfriend

<Beerman> you're a girlie

<Beerman> you can MAKE girlie porn!

<Dezzy> hm.... true...
#48165 +(102)- [X]<%Reaper_TDS> yea ridein ♥♥♥♥ is hard work huh

<@Kodiake> I busted ass all day today and yesterday
#49471 +(222)- [X]*** Topic is 'http://yellow5.com/pokey/ | I WILL ASK THIS FOX FOR GUIDANCE'

*** Set by JoeMustDie on Tue Nov 12 18:34:04

*** Sopabuena changes topic to 'http://yellow5.com/pokey/ | I WILL ASK THIS FOX FOR GUIDANCE 4818'



-Later-



*** Squinky changes topic to 'http://yellow5.com/pokey/ | WISDOM SHALL BE RECEIVED'

<Sopabuena> No keep that number there

*** Sopabuena changes topic to 'http://yellow5.com/pokey/ | WISDOM SHALL BE RECEIVED 4818'

<Squinky> What is the number?

<Sopabuena> part of a phone

<Sopabuena> i put it there or i will forget to call

<Squinky> Hee!

<Squinky> You may be addicted when you use channel topics as reminder notes
#50106 +(16)- [X]AoD_ELiTe_WaSp> whats the alt command for ™?

TDJ_Bilbo_Fett> alt+f4

AoD_ELiTe_WaSp> i will try it

(Exit)> AoD_ELiTe_WaSp
#54742 +(271)- [X]<kleitin> where are u guys from?

<Hyperbyte> I am from the Netherlands

<kleitin> netherlands is in usa ?
#56722 +(325)- [X]<Pepe> I need to know if college consists of a lot of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, or is that just in movies and is it like, masturbation all the time? This decides whether I buy fifty boxes of condoms, or fifty boxes of Kleenex.
#58158 +(700)- [X]* Locke is listening to Nsync - Tearin' Up My Heart

<Locke> ...

<Locke> time to turn the plug-in off
#81972 +(599)- [X]<Quentil> uh, is anyone a little boggled by the fact that cnn and msnbc and foxnews seem to be better equiped with stuff than the entire nation of iraq?

<William> not realy

<Quentil> "now we go to the carrier group and watch the planes take off.  Okay, we're gonna cut to the guy reporting that those planes are now over this city.  Let's watch the bombs fall live.  Okay, now we go back to the carrier and watch the planes land. 

<William> dont forget the news's armored vehicles

<Quentil> yeah

<William> which are better than Iraqs, in some cases

<Quentil> heh

<William> at least its not like Macross II, where the News Service had a Variable Fighter

<William> If FOX had a jet fighter, something would be wrong

<William> seriously wrong

<Quentil> that would rock

<Quentil> 'Now we go live to the FOX f-15...which has shot down three iraq jets so far...The media and gov't are so in bed with one another for this war it almost would make sense.

<William> dont forget the FOX news broadcasting Aircraft Carrier station.

* Quentil laughs

<William> and their "Close to the Action" Camera Tank

<Quentil> and the FOX News special ops group.

<William> "Getting News, the SEAL way."
#87023 +(461)- [X]<ocelot> I've lost my only spoon

<ocelot> how do you lose ANYTHING in a 11,4 square feet room???!?!

<Adam_H> ocelot: there is no spoon
#95666 +(850)- [X]<zero|code> oh man! these pears say 'so juicy you may need to eat them with a spoon!'

<NixonsBeard> Wow, talking pears that reference themselves in the third person with a penchant for assisted suicide!

<NixonsBeard> Those bioengineers are sure getting specific.
#106916 +(337)- [X]<-yptosis> I've ingested 12 liters of mountain dew in 4 days.

<CaptainTwopegleg> That's 3 liters a day!

<mike> light weight

<BloodFromStone> That it is.

<-yptosis> Thats a lot for me.

<-yptosis> I've just started pouring it directly in the toilet to save time.
#107572 +(444)- [X]* fudge stares @ his big package

<NightsB> ....

<NightsB> i really hope you got something in the mail

<fudge> yea

<NightsB> ah

<fudge> it didnt occur to me what i said..until after i said it
#134499 +(487)- [X](@Zaphod): ok, this is just getting all kinds of ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up

(@Zaphod): what exactly do you want working

(@Zaphod): the linux machine can see"