"#833 +(919)- [X]<timmo> i got a lego fetish whats it to ya?

<iMike-> damn norwegian toy companies

<McMoo> it's danish

<iMike-> what the hell is that

<iMike-> danland?
#4278 +(8221)- [X]<BombScare> i beat the internet

<BombScare> the end guy is hard
#6545 +(251)- [X]<Goodlookinguy17> if anyone wants to cyber with a hot 17 year old male, message me

<Owaru> if anyone wants to hear desperate pleas of attention by a decrepit 17 year old weirdo, msg me!

<Owaru> i'll make you sound like you're normal!
#8253 +(323)- [X]<Hamsters> is there any tips that i can pass my writen test?

<shagman> hamsters, learn english
#8287 +(475)- [X]<Adiemus-Away> [GleebAway] Adiemus has returned from doing the dishes (Away for 1day 15hrs 23mins 39secs)

*** Adiemus-Away is now known as Adiemus

<Adiemus> damn that's a lot of dishes =
#8685 +(179)- [X]<jamesm> geez, it's only 10:20am and i'm already completely e-bullshitted out
#8875 +(303)- [X]<GoodScrat> my gf is twice your age

<db-x> goodscrat, twice is about the time i get her in a week

<GoodScrat> to do what, change your diaper?
#9359 +(113)- [X]<stank> but copying data to a floppy disk and back makes it lose integrity! like dubbing a tape!
#10702 +(1461)- [X]<Jubei301> So I walk into the room with the cat on my shoulder, facing backwards, and my stepdad is trying to watch TV, and I step in front of him, point at my cats ass, and say "ARG! shiver me timbers, its me one eyed parrot" and he laughed for a long time....my mom was just staring at me like im some kind of pervert.

<Jubei301> What? doesnt everyone use their cats brown-eye for their punchlines?
#13524 +(2423)- [X]<TunnelArmr> Cool! I finally found the Womrs 2 demo

<TunnelArmr> I mean Womrs 2

<TunnelArmr> I mean Wrms 2

<TunnelArmr> Worm 2 even

<TunnelArmr> ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!!!!!!!!!!

<ThePython> having trouble saying wrmos Tunnel?

<ThePython> i mean wmros

<ThePython> i mean mrwos

<ThePython> ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!
#15469 +(9)- [X]<mota> I WAS RIGHT

<mota> they have her bent over the tennis net

<mota> and are shoving rackets up her ♥♥♥♥

<mota> and tennis balls up her ass
#15579 +(255)- [X]<enJoy> just the other day

<enJoy> I told Chris "So I hear your girl is pregnant"

<enJoy> he goes "Ya and when I find the dude I'm gonna strangle him"

<[zT]Lunchie> =-0
#15647 +(444)- [X]<CaMR0N> why does everyone call me cumron?

<drunkers> probably and honest mistake

<CaMR0N> but everyone?

<drunkers> did you tell them you were gay?

<CaMR0N> yes cause im honest with everyone

<drunkers> maybe its not an honest mistake
#16575 +(486)- [X]<oreth> ever thing to yourself "Hey, it might be fun to go ♥♥♥♥ a turkey?"

<AshPlississkin> no

<oreth> yeah.   me neither.
#33814 +(221)- [X]<c-rOCK> just cause youre fugly doesnt mean I cant scroll past your head to jack off
#34090 +(204)- [X]<LeslieHapablap> do you snow ball?

<katester> mom to kid:  "i should have swallowed"

<tyler> my friend jordan got snowballed once

<tyler> we called him snowball for like a yera

<tyler> year

<tyler> by some other guy's junk too

<mkb> i am torn between curiosity and not wanting to know

<PaddyBoy> I'm not,

<PaddyBoy> I don't need to know. :)

<tylerox> that's what you get for kissing drunk sluts at new-years parties

<tylerox> he got kissed

<tylerox> what is he complaining about

<sureshot> dammit, i didn't want to know,.

<katester> haha

<mkb> damn that was probably several other guys' junk then

<tylerox> it wasn't like a mouthful

<tylerox> it was just the aftertaste, really

<LeslieHapablap> still.

<tylerox> i mean she's not walking around with it in her cheek or anything

<PaddyBoy> hahaha.

<PaddyBoy> Saving it for just the right schmuck.

<LeslieHapablap> chipmunk the junk.

<tylerox> like a plug of tobbaco

<sureshot> haha.  christ.

<eliti> hahahahahaha
#37476 +(209)- [X]<GKirk> MCO = Orlando

<Celestar> MCO == Orlando

* Celestar notices that he is a C programmer and GKirk is not

* GKirk slaps Celestar around a bit with a printf and scanf statement

* GKirk compiles Celestar
#38831 +(160)- [X]<Tarl> Never try and whack off to TV commercials btw.

<Tarl> Because eventually, the old republican woman will come on to ♥♥♥♥♥ about demoncrats while you're doing it.

<Tarl> And you'll just explode, in a bad way.
#39060 +(445)- [X]<darkdragon18> yeah i live in England too

<Crystal> Damnit, the strap on my bra broke.. >_<

<darkdragon18> you shoudl buy a new brassyeah

<Primigenus> "brassyeah"?

<IceDelta> I think he meant brassière ;-)

<Primigenus> ...

<darkdragon18> ♥♥♥♥ you, i thnk Id know how to spell words tat orignate in my own language
#42891 +(226)- [X]<PigsCantFly> which is bigger. evilpie's [] nose [] love

<evilpie> my love

<cardcheat> if by love, you mean his ♥♥♥♥, then his nose
#46679 +(219)- [X]<hoedje> how can I see witch hda I can mount?

<ymir> You don't mount witches.

<ymir> Because, I don't think they'll appreciate it.
#49870 +(553)- [X]<Luckett_X> imagine driving down a highway, being pulled over in your Deloren, by the police whom question "Why is there a garbage can and chute on your car?" to which you reply "IT'S THE FLUX CAPACITOR!" to which you are immediately breathalised and convicted of drunk driving, all the while you scream "NO! I HAVE TO GET BACK! BACK TO...THE FUTURE! MAAARRRRRTTTTTYYYYY!"
#50896 +(-4)- [X]<Hammer> im pretty good at typing with one hand
#62297 +(48)- [X](@prence) i masturbated into a kleenex yesterday

(@prence) and i threw it away and when i came home today my dog had taken it out and torn it into 38949832 pieces
#75962 +(385)- [X](Fus|on) Well did any1's grandfather die today????

(Fus|on) cause mine did

(Fus|on) :(

(Patrol) thats off topic
#80910 +(140)- [X](slippy): i find religous ladies pretty easy, once i convince them i'm god
#81930 +(110)- [X]<n0On3> LeftTurn, what is a 'n00b'?

<NRAninja> you
#96309 +(884)- [X]<Sonecor> How do you shut down someone else's computer?

<^Kitari^> You mean in mIRC?

<Sonecor> Yeah

<^Kitari^> Oh, you type /q <nick>

<Sonecor> Thanks =D

* Sonecor (Pickle@68.112.96.67) Quit (Quit: ^Kitari^)
#103480 +(68)- [X]<kAwAiIaZnChIk659> oh, you wanna play it like that efnet?

<kAwAiIaZnChIk659> disconnect me will you?

<kAwAiIaZnChIk659> i'll leech my warez elsewhere, thank you!
#119969 +(2906)- [X]<ruffkin2> HAHAHAH dat dude you sent me 127.0.0.1 iz enfected wit sub7 im ♥♥♥♥♥♥ with him now

<andrw>  oh good, format his computer

<Testicular_One> format his computer

<TheGreaterZero> format him
#138198 +(519)- [X]<@sed> somebody tell me what i'm forgetting to save before i reinstall windows

<+nimper> porn

<@Jagfire> sed, porn

<+Sabby> porn
#138636 +(54)- [X]if you get turned down for a job, its just like getting turned down for a date, only girls dont often give you the courtesy of "Thanks for applying, we will keep your resume on file.  have a nice day!"
#175675 +(1116)- [X]<nirgleNap> lol, i just put on Najma as i'm sitting here wiring up a circuit board

<nirgleNap> i realized how "odd" this might look.. having arab music playing as i'm soldering red and green wires to a board full of ICs
#213669 +(354)- [X]<fr3ak-> atleast when you lose your virginity you will still have the box it came in
#219421 +(361)- [X]<Lunaris> In Taiwan, A Sperm Whale Suddenly exploded in the streets

<Lunaris> according to my newspaper

<Stiletto> I heard something about that

<Stiletto> I wish I had been there

<Lunaris> theres blood and guts everywhere...

<Stiletto> That would have ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ruled to see

<Lunaris> yu"