"#420 +(383)- [X]<EnDs> N E 1 have that song u know the one from woodstolk?
#3523 +(345)- [X]<JFalcon> sex is too much work... and the customers always complain.
#4102 +(290)- [X]<FlipTopBox> Concatenate?

<mightyflo> its something sexual

<FlipTopBox> Concatenate can be sexual, baby.

<mightyflo> its something sexual to someone who hasn't taken a programming class
#4612 +(907)- [X]<Overlord> That just pooped into my head.

<Overlord> Ack, one of my worst typos.
#4748 +(161)- [X]<watchy_> i'm so fat

<watchy_> i forgot where my leg was
#4922 +(68)- [X]<landen> I want to register it before Microsoft buys out K.Mardam-Bey
#5729 +(1116)- [X]<Lord-Data> ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ game

<Lord-Data> why the ♥♥♥♥ would i wanna pick up a corpse when im on 10% health, theres a minigun in front of me and im under fire

<Lord-Data> when i push use i wanna use the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gun, not ♥♥♥♥ the damn corpse
#7547 +(281)- [X][Izazael] when ryll dies, we should cremate him and put his ashes in a coffee filter

[Izazael] mmm nescafe goth blend
#10862 +(364)- [X]<Danelope> This contract doesn't involve sodomy, does it?

<harb> actually

<harb> damnit
#11244 +(409)- [X]<Hippie316> plus i have one of the worlds smallest rooms

<Hippie316> ask dop hes seen my room

<Hippie316> plus he can attest to it being small

<Doppelganger> no I cant

<Doppelganger> oh, you mean the room

<Doppelganger> yeah
#11418 +(192)- [X]<SirPrux> My heart bleeds a bittersweet syrup, coating my mind as one would embrace the fury of nuclear fusion with lead.
#13468 +(1376)- [X]<ToastyX> :b

<Powerlord> Hey toasty, what is the ascii code for the upside down P?
#16521 +(233)- [X]<NoahSoft> wizdom: Where?

<wizdom> UK :p

<NoahSoft> Is that in australia?
#16848 +(319)- [X]< espo> this movie would be better if Mel Brooks made it

< h2odragon> schindler's list?
#20137 +(246)- [X][@haro] 220-You are connected to our server, please note that

[@haro] all hack attempts are reported to the FBI.

[@haro] lol, right..

[@haro] a israeli site, reporting to the fbi
#21122 +(89)- [X]<DrStrangelove> I used to swallow coins aswell.

<[DMK]Relvox> im too cheap to do that!
#21668 +(152)- [X]<Disciple> i'd give head to a guy before I'd kiss him
#35634 +(1230)- [X]<WillaCuz> everyone that rides in my car says 'i feel lik im in the batmobile'

<pagan> thats cuz you wear that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ rediculouse outfit
#36167 +(533)- [X]<Arkansas> wank --device=/dev/righthand --input=/dev/♥♥♥♥/shaft --output=/dev/♥♥♥♥/head --loop-device &

<IBM> I got a frontend to do that for me. It's called "woman".
#37127 +(183)- [X]Technogen: weird, my VCR just lost power for no reason...

Technogen: damn ghosts keep turning things off in my house.

Technogen: last thing they turned off was my sex life...
#38302 +(369)- [X]<Alien> there's not 365 weeks in a year xjeff

<xjeff> enless it's a leap year
#39796 +(401)- [X]<Tip|3dpong> I watched Real Sex once

<Tip|3dpong> and these two hot lesbians were making out in a tub

<Tip|3dpong> and I was fapping hardcore

<Tip|3dpong> I was like "YA YA YA!"

<Tip|3dpong> then they stood up and they both had huge penises
#40692 +(165)- [X][ @Paula ] i used to have a teacher

[ @Paula ] who gave us something to suck on for brain stimulation.
#41622 +(103)- [X]<tate> I just love the taste of heroin. You know?

<tate> I could eat it by the spoonfull.

<ecs> it doesnt go in your mouth

<ecs> it goes up your anus and makes it bleed

<ecs> so you can yell my anus is bleeding

<tate> I think ecs has heroin confused for penis

<ecs> isnt heroin the long slender shaft like object that you shove in your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥?
#43741 +(654)- [X]<snowzone> well that's weird. i just got memory access violations from a windows program and it DIDN'T crash...

<Olafsson> it violated another program but the other program must have liked it..
#44550 +(55)- [X]<squall999991> whats a psx

<squall999991> what the psx look like

<squall999991> hey so is the psx beter than the playstation
#48719 +(141)- [X]<Saiy> Got a job yet Mr Blazey?

<BigGeorgieB> He's on irc. guess. :
#54357 +(514)- [X]<NapkinEater> can you hold a dollar between your breasts?  You are allowed to push your breast together with your hands, but you can't touch the dollar with anything but your boobs

<Emily-away> I bet I could.

<Kevyn> I can hold a dollar between my ♥♥♥♥ and balls.

<Kevyn> That means I have big balls.

<Mike_Works> <Kevyn> How bad do you want the dollar?   <Homeless Person> :(
#70460 +(291)- [X]<nolamerbro> i m god in cs

<nolamerbro> my shots are perfectly timed and geometrically placed right into peoples skulls

<Jtal> thats a fancy way of saying "AIMBOT"...
#81875 +(297)- [X]<SomeKindaHate> NO SOP FOR YO

* SomeKindaHate looks for his 'u' key
#122856 +(1254)- [X]<Ghormak> I'm going to make a GTA3 mod. If you drive more than 88 in a delorian, you end up in GTA:VC
#133750 +(430)- [X]<Calren> Zaphod, do you think that if I arrange AOL CD's in a pentagram I will be able to use the powers of darkness to control the actions of mortals?
#140596 +(127)- [X]<cemil> what does it mean? :)

<cemil> /dev/hda4              24G   33M   22G   1% /db

<cemil> /dev/hda4 on /db type ext3 (rw)

<tibyke> it means you have to contact your systems administrator

<cemil> i am :)
#162689 +(793)- [X]<vrtny> my boobs hurt

<vrtny> anyone wanna masage them ?

<Tremor> well maybe some other time

<Tremor> im still installing php atm
#171987 +(14669)- [X]<Th3No0b> Im going to be the next hitler

<Th3No0b> Im going to kill all the jews and 1 clown

<RageAgainsttheAmish> why the clown

<Th3No0b> See? no one cares about the jews

<RageAgainsttheAmish> lmao
#208854 +(-889)- [X]<@MORA> THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

<@MORA> Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa. Half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.

<@MORA> Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America. Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.

<@MORA> Between 31 and 35 she is like India. Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

<@MORA> Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France. Gently ageing but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

<@MORA> Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia. Lost the war, haunted by past mistakes and massive reconstruction is now necessary.

<@MORA> Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia. Very wide and borders are unpatrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.

<@MORA> Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia, with a glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future.

<@MORA> After 70, she becomes like Afghanistan. Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.
#223959 +(365)- [X]* Aryeh`AFK has quit IRC (Quit: [16:12] * ObnoxiousFrog reminds Aryeh that a girl on a gaming clan IRC chan is about as common as a unicorn that pisses gold and farts dreams)
#231741 +(1435)- [X]<@Sprache> what do you guys know about the company that makes RealPlayer?

<@KtuLi> I'd tell you, but the information is still buffering
#384245 +(415)- [X](weaseL) the nurse at the the reception at the doctors is hot

(Venge) oh, so that's why they think you have asthma...
#537240 +(1125)- [X](anuj) Strangest thing happened today.

(anuj) I saw one of those Progessive Insurance SUVs heading towards an accident scene.

(anuj) And the SUV got smacked by an 18-wheeler because it ran a red light.

(anuj) The irony didn't hit me until just now.
#562344 +(1629)- [X]<DarthFoamy> Ah, unstable connections

<DarthFoamy> How do I despise thee?

<DarthFoamy> Let me count the ways!"