"#289 +(781)- [X]<rouge> you vegetarian?

<AlmtyBob> yah

<rouge> i'm sorry. :/
#313 +(467)- [X]<slutknght> has anyone registered microsoft.org or .net?
#600 +(760)- [X][17:05] <thinkmad> christ man

[17:05] <thinkmad> i just caught my dad jerking off
#1222 +(419)- [X]<Ron912> oh wow pregnant porno

<Ron912> that's like a 2 for 1 deal
#2102 +(718)- [X]<LegendZ28> I remember when I was a kid and I was at my friends house, my friends big brother ran into the room with a huge turd in his hand and was like "LOOK HOW HUGE THIS IS!"
#2706 +(241)- [X](adm) No definitions found for "verio", perhaps you mean:

(adm) SUX
#2957 +(226)- [X]<trccccc> virus: go ♥♥♥♥ a leprocohn

<brucel33t> I bet they give good head

<trccccc> maybe he will give you his bag of gold

<Reul> or what's in his sack
#3755 +(235)- [X]<tyne> ive tossed around joining places like the peace corp and green peace and the navy

<tyne> but green peace is too much

<tyne> navy is too hard

<tyne> and peace corp is hard to get into

<tyne> so

<tyne> my final answer is

<tyne> bartender!!
#8070 +(267)- [X]<whippy-X> Max Payne (the game) looks cool, but Max Payne (the character) looks like he's taking a perpetual ♥♥♥♥

<whippy-X> and it's a bit of a ghey name too eh? Max Payne. get it? Max PAIN. very lame. how about he just calls himself Action Man.
#8205 +(195)- [X]<vas-assignment> i dare anyone to watch the excorcist and ay midnight and take a walk around the blok

<KINGofEXTREME> its not even scary man

<vas-assignment> ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

<vas-assignment> everyone tells me its scary

<KINGofEXTREME> the first hour is arabs digging in a desert

<KINGofEXTREME> that ♥♥♥♥ scared teh ♥♥♥♥ out of me
#8339 +(760)- [X]<Hitokoei> Last year, I was at my friends and we were playing truth or dare in Boys vs. Girls style, and the girls dared all of us to jack of right there in front of them.

<Hitokoei> And even worse than that, we did it...

<Hitokoei> For $30 each.

<Hitokoei> I got made fun of though...they said I jacked off funny.
#8371 +(242)- [X]<Jin|ForSale> I HAVE NO USE FOR MONEY

<Jin|ForSale> (unless it is a lot)
#8465 +(526)- [X]<undrewb> I'm gonna make my thesis opensource so developers all round the world can work on it for me
#11050 +(258)- [X]<Zuwadza> "When all you've got is a penis, everything looks like an anus." - Japanese proverb
#12710 +(424)- [X]<Mr_Saturn> im surprised you won the race with 3 million other sperm <VenDi> i never raced in anythin dumbass
#13900 +(275)- [X]<Elfhelm> ya can never have to much coffee.

<Elfhelm> the stuff is great for the soul

<Spriggan|UT> just like heroin .... i mean church
#14139 +(237)- [X]<Choc> CARDIFF: Twelve people have been taken to hospital after Spanish world title contender Carlos Sainz's Ford left the road and hit spectators at the British rally here.

<morty> they were obviously cheering for another driver
#15176 +(385)- [X][Swifty] its unfortunate because whenever she's explaining trigonometry or whatever, im usually trying to hide my brute of an erection
#15550 +(336)- [X]<\broken> eye kant teyep

<JackArse> sure you can

<JackArse> you just can't spell
#16040 +(284)- [X]<orion> i HATE

<orion> the beastie boys.

<Amanda_> Their talent is INTERGALACTIC

<Amanda_> Saying you hate them is a form of SABOTAGE

<Amanda_> GIRLS are always huge fans

<orion> ....................................................

<Amanda_> Looks like you need some BRASS MONKEY
#23103 +(434)- [X]<Quixo> how about we kill their daughter and hang them from a tree instead

<Quixo> upside down

<Quixo> split down the middle

<WildWing> With tobasco sauce?

<Quixo> ...uhh...sure

<Quixo> freak
#30019 +(151)- [X]<TexacoForKids> you need a good pickup line.. like "so you putting out

    or what?"
#31549 +(47)- [X]<sdr> SHE MAKES MY DILL GO KOSHER BABY
#31578 +(1184)- [X]<kng^hem> jävla kattkräken satt å käka på min inplastade baguette ja just köpt..

<kng^hem> dom fick straffsitta på kökslampan ett tag :P

<Robbat> hahah

<kng^hem> faans jävla okynnes feta små as ibland

<orion> ï dønt kñõw Šwëèdïšh
#33315 +(222)- [X]<jafo> one more drink and I'll be ready for gay sex
#34153 +(166)- [X]<[COOLIO]> could someone tell me what this error means? -> [Thu Sep 19 04:04:31 2002] [warn] long lost child came home! (pid 10048)

<mezcal> it means you can notify the police and tell them everything is ok now.
#34951 +(168)- [X]<Ud|AFK> red your so foreign it's amazing

<]KO[-RedWolf-|2-4|4-> k whats a foreign?
#38064 +(106)- [X]<pimpybra> Did you just get off on that?

<Valgar_> On Tuna?

<Valgar_> I like it, but not that much
#39394 +(189)- [X]<FLB> cardian: Since you have a civic, if I win the lottery one day...

<FLB> I'm gonna buy both of your neighbours new cars to park beside your civic
#45596 +(746)- [X]<Uncle_Tobias> I hate people who AIM me when I'm masturbating.

<Kevyn> I hate people who AIM at me while masturbating.
#47959 +(247)- [X]<Orian> Due to typing classes when I was six I have the keyboard memorized for the most part :P

<RedComet> Ori: somebody ever told you you need a life?

<Orian> Yes quite often

<BlackMage> did you ever ask what the url was?
#49691 +(293)- [X](tactics) i wish i just had someone to give me a hand job once in a while

(tactics) im thinking about renting one of those little monkeys from the disabled peoples shelter

[BlackDragon] EW!

(tactics) im kidding :P

(tactics) their hands aren't big enough
#50120 +(22)- [X]( shamoun )  lol, please don't root me

( shamoun )  hey, i have a question

( shamoun )  if im logged into root, is there some way i can do something like su to login to another user and then launch xchat

( shamoun )  i don't want to have to leave xfce

( shamoun )  well, now you all know im logged in as root. goodbye
#50787 +(160)- [X]nonickprovided: do you at least have a pic?

p_mimi_123456789: i dont have even my scanner.. my mom promise me to buy a cam this x-mas...

nonickprovided: well then I can even imagine what your doing in my head

nonickprovided: I don't even know whgat you look like

p_mimi_123456789: im look like nicole kidman...

nonickprovided: yeah well that just blew your cover as a gay guy
#62344 +(337)- [X]<+reality|> i love jesus but i couldn't eat a whole one
#62519 +(330)- [X]<_bryan_> its a good thing MS isn't in the condom business
#73140 +(123)- [X]<saxxonpike> What a dumbass.

<saxxonpike> some guy asked me for help, and I told him to call for tech support.

<mrmojo> how stupid

<saxxonpike> that's not the best part... he was on dial-up.

<saxxonpike> then he complains to me that there's line noise.
#84115 +(273)- [X]<Zedium> Sim Life

<Zedium> Pretend to have a life

<The_Cat> dude, that's what IRC is for
#109624 +(690)- [X]<uTi|Veridian> my HLTV tops out at about 30 people - then lags like your mom

<cyde> so tell me... if i used my mom in conjunction with your server... could we top 60?

<uTi|Veridian> can your mom handle 30 teenage boys?

<cyde> the question is....can 30 teenage boys....handle my mom?
#113578 +(628)- [X]<idiotdude>My mom's boyfriend gave me some magazines and one of them was an FHM from last month, and i pick it up and a penis enlargement ad falls out, and the order form is cut out and theres some notes scribbled on the bottom on how much it would cost plus shipping and handling
#136763 +(403)- [X]<GD[IceCream]> brb, eating ice cream and blueberries. ^_^

<The_Ayatollah> blueberries piss me off

<The_Ayatollah> if you step on one, they're not even friggin' blue

<The_Ayatollah> lying bastar"