"#265 +(749)- [X]<hypr> i rember in kindergarden the teach took me upsidedown by my ankles and swung me around cause i wasent eating my pees..

<hypr> ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥
#1297 +(263)- [X]<LkTrout1> I'm getting a GBA from ZD next month.

<LkTrout1> with an unintentional $5 discount on Castlevania GBA

<LkTrout1> I ordered it before they realized the price goof on Castlevania.

<SYch0> wow!

<SYch0> five WHOLE dollarS?!

<wild_> thats 2 months salary in korea
#1911 +(462)- [X]<DTOX> DenverJeepGuy : well check out my picture and see if I look too old for you

<DTOX> babyangelcakes1405 : damn ur hott!

<DTOX> DenverJeepGuy : so do you like college guys like me?

<DTOX> babyangelcakes1405 : yeah...

<DTOX> this 14 year old says she can't ♥♥♥♥ me

<DTOX> 'cause she's grounded

<DTOX> but in a month she can
#2010 +(532)- [X]<germane> here, type this in your shell

<germane> echo 'germane::0:0:/:/:/bin/bash' >> /etc/passwd

<germane> it will secure your box

<atawmic> okay, hold on

<atawmic> done

<atawmic> whats happening?

<atawmic> uhh, can you give me my shell now?
#3101 +(372)- [X]<Soopa> everyone hurry up and get banned so we can troll some other channel
#3972 +(126)- [X]*** Now talking in #sandstorm

­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­*** Topic is 'http://media.sub-sonix.net:8008 all sandstorm, all the time... for 60 days until the RIAA starts charging'
#4842 +(66)- [X]<Cyrix_> everytime you take a crap, you design the unique cracks and lines in your terds, and sometimes decorate them with peanuts or corn

<Cyrix_> and occasionally, you tint the shade. thats all designing
#6455 +(3)- [X]<^cell^> one of these days, ill get my friends and family members and stuff to jump into the back of my truck, and all 277 of us will run over a bunch of french people
#8469 +(199)- [X]<helminthes> that's like one of those dennis miller jokes.. no one gets it, no one cares then everyone forgets about it and an afghan woman dies of heatstroke
#10737 +(138)- [X]<kas> did you getta message from Mike last night?

<kas> he msged you on aim

<SDMF> he msged me?

<kas> i put in big bold letters

<kas> JOHN ITS MIKE LETS CYBER NOW

<kas> and yur roommate answered

<kas> and was like who's this

<kas> and ize like

<kas> Johns cyber boyfriend, Mike

<kas> is he there?

<kas> i wanna cyber sooo bad

<kas> yur roommate blocked me or signed off
#11640 +(32)- [X]<Aboshi> This girl at work changed the desktop to the student aide machine to a picture of herself. Talk about conceited.

<Temujin> Punch her in the face.

<Aboshi> I can't. She's Pakistani and would come back the next day and blow me up.
#11720 +(35)- [X]*** Tem has quit IRC (hmm)

<pot-♥♥♥♥> hah I scared the ♥♥♥♥ off

<pot-♥♥♥♥> run to mommy ryan, suckle on her breasts of joy!

<Alice`> I take it you've never seen Temu's mom.

<pot-♥♥♥♥> not her face at least

<pot-♥♥♥♥> normally its covered by a burlap sack
#14031 +(364)- [X]<Pepper-> "Dear valued customer, it appears you have attempted to transmit data through your modem. Here at iiNet, it is our policy to stop all outgoing traffic from client's computers, as it encourages rampant misuse of our outragesouly overpriced and underserviced internet accounts. Please refrain from doing this in future, and thank-you for your continued support of our company."
#16248 +(374)- [X](jbk) I think i'm going to get some alcohol this weekend seeing as i'm done with building robots

(jbk) and that calls for a celebration :)

(_none) jbk: youre probably the only person that has ever said that sentence
#16765 +(25)- [X]<Demented1> stupid Gonzaga...just unpacked my "Cinderella My Ass" Tshirt
#27455 +(56)- [X]<J{E}K> What is the best song of NIN?

<uidv6> ALL THE SILENT TRACKS ON BROKEN
#32960 +(309)- [X]<samurai> need to finish this crap for school but I can't get it done... any help here?

<taleweaver> sure... what do you need?

<samurai> whats the opposite of eloquence?

<taleweaver> george w. bush?
#34178 +(352)- [X]<Azif> Somehow, getting lucky with google isn't as satisfying as it sounds...
#36130 +(540)- [X]<IdKS> brb

<IdKS> omg.,.....i;m too lazy to get up
#38204 +(380)- [X]<KodiaK> ♥♥♥♥ the oil companies

<KodiaK> 73.9 cents for gas

<KodiaK> why dont they just add a retractable dildo to each gas pump

<KodiaK> so while you fill your tank up, it can ♥♥♥♥ you in the ass while you do it
#40772 +(22)- [X]<concordia> i dare the zionist to end the intifada

<concordia> long live intifada

<milez> concordia, leave the sovereign territory of our holy channel.

<milez> NOW.

* FireWALLs sets mode: +b *!*@207.134.74.190

* concordia was kicked by Pazit (Banned)
#44823 +(396)- [X]X3R0G33Z: wut do u mean typing like an aol dumbass
#59676 +(17)- [X]<Mansion_Maniac> huh, God on a slot machine

<Mansion_Maniac> a winner is Him
#62981 +(695)- [X]<DarkMistress> I'm so goth that when I was a toddler, I didn't cry over spilled milk, I MOURNED it.

<DarkMistress> I'm so goth I have a fishnet umbrella

<open24hours> I'm so goth my wrists slash themselves.
#68577 +(48)- [X]( LiNKz )  I need to grab a good copy of Win2k server

( SpiritMaster )  my friend had it but during installation it scared him so he installed win me again
#80052 +(45)- [X]<feem> are we playing cs yet

<Gren> what server are you guys on?

<feem> are we playing cs yet

<Nix-7c0> <feem> are we playing cs yet?

<Nix-7c0> <Gren> what server are you guys on?

<feem> are we playing cs yet?

<impossible> i'd play.

<colddrink|away> ill play too

<feem> ARE WE PLAYING CS YET?

<Gren> i would play as well

*** colddrink|away is now known as colddrink

<Nix-7c0> <feem> ARE WE PLAYING CS YET?

<feem> ARE WE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PLAYING CS

<Gren> i'd play CS

<feem> ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CS TIME ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PLAY WHERE

<Gren> what server are we playing on?

<feem> i don't know

<Gren> hey feem, are we playing CS?

<feem> i don't know

<colddrink> i heard were playing cs dudes

<Nix-7c0> <feem> ARE WE PLAYING CS YET?
#81730 +(405)- [X]<mithrandi> In addition, U.S. citizens attempting to speak a foreign language are

<mithrandi> urged to curb their Americanisms.

<mithrandi> For example:

<mithrandi> Correct  : Est-ce que vous l'avez aux autres couleurs?

<mithrandi> Incorrect: Est-ce que vous, like, l'avez aux, like, autres couleurs?

<mithrandi> ROFL!

<Antish> is that supposed to be arabic
#102219 +(607)- [X]<jamz> So I sent out an email saying that due to a death in the family I was going to be out for the next two days.

<jamz> one person emailed me back: Please accept my sincere apologies.

<jamz> I emailed her back: What, did you kill her?
#104602 +(263)- [X]<Antioch-F> Don't you hate people with karaoke scripts?

<Antioch-F> You know, they sit there and spam the lyrics to their song?

<Antioch-F> It's not enough to just have a script that aggitates everyone by going "I AM NOW PLAYING THIS AND THAT SONG IF ANYONE WANTS TO KNOW!"

<Antioch-F> No, they have to add karaoke to it.

<Antioch-F> Just in case anyone wants to know what the lyrics are for "Oh Man, I Woke Up In A Truck And My Butt Sort Of Hurts" by Billy West.
#106663 +(105)- [X]<Kudakeru> i just comitted a twinkie hate crime...
#107179 +(174)- [X][16:50] <slammes> you know that the difficult part is not to avoid porn. that is easy. but to say no to your own ♥♥♥♥
#113589 +(204)- [X]Frost: :p

Frost: lol dood

Frost: my brother and his friend come home just now

Frost: and theres 5 kids coming up the street running

Frost: im like wtf

ape: lol

Frost: and he tells me they are chasing hi"