"#119 +(149)- [X]<Dr_DOS> SURGEON GENERALS WARNING: PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO IRC CAN CAUSE BIRTH COMPLICATIONS, BRAIN TUMORS, AND MAY CAUSE DEATH
#1343 +(725)- [X](nexxai) Five seconds later, I'm getting the upside of 15Kv across the nipples. (These ambulance guys sure know how to party).
#6921 +(252)- [X]<Satrina> and no, that's my friend Marissa The Nympho Elf :P

<Satrina> we put the Ho in Nympho
#7334 +(492)- [X]<NihiMetal> I saw my first porno when I ws 11

<NihiMetal> It had tons of lesbian sex and stuff

<NihiMetal> I use to think that women did that ♥♥♥♥ with each other all the time

<NihiMetal> You never look at your mother and the preachers wife the same after that
#7966 +(254)- [X](CitizenC): I spilled my ashtray all over my computer earlier today.

(CitizenC): ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

(CitizenC): Took forever to clean up.

(CitizenC): At least I don't have to empty my ashtray now.
#8278 +(273)- [X]<the__man> does anyone know if any brothel is open at this hour? i need some action right away

<+Octane> the__man: you've been blessed with two hands and ten fingers. go figure it out.
#9359 +(113)- [X]<stank> but copying data to a floppy disk and back makes it lose integrity! like dubbing a tape!
#9544 +(318)- [X]<Sco0ter> kelly osbourne is hot

<Eficent> i would hit it

<Carface> I would hit it

<Carface> In the face with a sledgehammer
#13732 +(204)- [X]<[-FeC-]sKratch> PENISES

<[-FeC-]sKratch> random penis, sorry

<Kwyjimbo> i understand

<Kwyjimbo> i once did that while giving a speech in class...

<Kwyjimbo> i never did do to good in that class after that
#14409 +(455)- [X]* Mephisto is impressed of PrincessLeia2's knowledge of the Faustian religion

<PrincessLeia2> actually.... I just play Diablo 2
#15437 +(213)- [X]<WarBuddha> can someone explain to me why i have another cd-rom drive all of a sudden

<WarBuddha> sigh

<WarBuddha> my computer hates me

*** Quits: WarBuddha (Quit: Connection reset by peer)
#15470 +(351)- [X]<Milphey> everytime i think pyee can't get any gayer he opens his mouth and manage to put another ♥♥♥♥ in it
#17093 +(754)- [X]<phr0id> anyone have e-txr2.001?, im on 56k

<juntog> that's like asking "anyone want to have sex? I have aids!"
#18469 +(190)- [X]<Fembot> Apple is co-branding a cpu line w/ Monty Python. it'll be called the "iFartinyourgeneraldirection"
#22993 +(740)- [X]* Vod recites the Mr T prayer

<Vod> Oh Baracus, who was in 'Nam, Mr. T be thy name. Thy van will come with Face and Hannibal, on Earth as it is on TV-Land.

<Vod> Give us this day, our daily milk, and pity us fools, as we pity the fools who cross us.

<Vod> Lead us not into airplanes, and deliver us from Murdock. For thine is the Mohawk and the Van, and the Gold Chains, forever, or at least until the mid-80's. Amen.
#23405 +(399)- [X](+profiled) you don't always have to ♥♥♥♥ her hard, in fact some times, it's not right to do!

(@krampan) i always take it easy, soft, am a gentle guy, but in end before u ♥♥♥ in her, u hav to b lil hard...u c profiled?

(+profiled) krampan; dude i'm singing a song
#23455 +(193)- [X]<KooLLaiD> I'm not FAT!!! I'm pleasently Plump :o)

<Piston> and i'm not white i'm just not really tan.
#25026 +(454)- [X]<Cobain4ever 87> ♥♥♥♥ YOU

<Falaxor> pissing you off is like trying to pick up a fat, ugly women at a bar. It's too easy, and when you suceed, its no fun at all.
#29066 +(429)- [X]<rudesmurf> oh, by the way, you have woman arms.

<@Chomps> not really, but I have child's wrists

<rudesmurf> why is that?

<@Chomps> because i cut them off some kid
#36395 +(387)- [X]<antimatter> i like my penis

<antimatter> it's so cute

<antimatter> sometimes i put makeup on it and talk to it

<antimatter> one time it talked back...scared me

<antimatter> it said 'wie geht es ihnen mein freunde'

<antimatter> my penis is bilingual
#36410 +(226)- [X]<Posty> what is it about the lead singer from Garbage that makes me wanna ♥♥♥♥ 'er 'til my willy falls off?

<Threeboy> its cause she looks like a guy.
#37005 +(514)- [X]<WitChie> gary i forgot to ask you how was amsterdam?

<daimonic> Ah twas brilliant :)

<daimonic> Well we were wasted for a lot of the time ;)

<daimonic> I nearly got run over by a tram a couple times

<daimonic> They just come flying out of nowhere!

<daimonic> Then it dawned on us after walking about 10 miles on friday ... why dont we USE the trams??
#45887 +(331)- [X]<old goat> leet sucks

*1agerda1ek clears throat*

<old goat> sorry

<old goat> 1337 5vx

<1agerda1ek> much better
#46295 +(138)- [X]<crum> 1-800-We Are 18

<crum> good number

<crum> they were lucky

<nem0> yeah, good thing it wasn't We-Are-12

<crum> lol

<bryne> i'm sure that's taken, too
#49446 +(287)- [X]<radiohead> hey emp

<radiohead> http://www.stileproject.com/hotty.html

<Emperor3D> i'd ♥♥♥♥ her

<photons> hahah

<Emperor3D> and ♥♥♥ on her tummy and face.

<photons> did you go all the way down..

<photons> brrwwahahaha

<radiohead> would you ♥♥♥ on her ♥♥♥♥ too?

<Emperor3D> :(
#69943 +(300)- [X]<Y> I dl'ed the Tatu video

<Fuzen> No one is going to remember them in a month, I guarantee you.

<Y> that's because everyone who listens to them now except for myself did so because they saw them make out in the video first

<Fuzen> Correct.

<Fuzen> That's the entire reason that they're popular.

<Fuzen> They make out in their video.

<Fuzen> I would advise them to continue this trend, but increase in gratuity each video. At that rate, they'll be ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ donkeys by their next album.

<Y> next video, "All the things she said club remix"

<Y> they take their clothes off and snowball in the rain

<Y> they get hardcore gangbanged in the video after that

<Fuzen> Then it's on to bukkake.

<Y> it'll be snuff porn by track 10, and there goes their careers

<Fuzen> I look forward to that day.
#71922 +(166)- [X]<fallenMeSsIAH> damn cops, they piss me off, SHE Wanted to have sex infront of the police station not me, i am an unwilling participant, charge her for rape if it will get me out of a indecent exposure charge

<BenZor> fallenMeSsIAH: you got laid... consider it a miracle
#71979 +(625)- [X]<Knives> YOUR RADIO IS BROKEN

<Knives> I DEMAND A RE♥♥♥♥

<Knives> .

<Knives> REFUND
#80915 +(1416)- [X]<seph429> okay my uncles neighbor needed help with her computer (shes hot++) so i said yea i'd help

<seph429> and i was installing windows xp on it and she was in the shower, so i went to watch tv

<seph429> about 20 minutes later she walks in the livingroom completely naked

<seph429> and is like OH ♥♥♥♥ I FORGOT YOU WERE HERE!

<Incubus1n> lol

<seph429> and all that came out of my mouth was woot! :(

<seph429> i live a sad life
#82191 +(232)- [X]onuap: good morning

bochip: morning onuap

Blitzsama: good? why does everyone assume the other guy is having a good morning?

onuap: bad morning for you then

bochip: he was wishing you a good one

bochip: for some reason

Blitzsama: i know

Blitzsama: i was wishing he would stop, as it 10 pm here

bochip: but, you would like to have a good morning tomorrow, yes?

Blitzsama: maybe...

Blitzsama: let me sleep on it.
#88200 +(336)- [X]<Eternity> anyone got that year 3000 song on mp3 ?

<pb2k> the one about the year 3000 ??

<pb2k> lalalala ... year 3000 ... llalalalal ... etc one ??

<Eternity> yeah

<pb2k> sorry ... never heard of it ...
#106720 +(249)- [X]<cynical`> Math was cool until it's homosexual friend algebra came along
#137969 +(189)- [X]<[Max]Kaz> does any1 know if I can extract a bit of a movie without all the files?
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