"#349 +(1376)- [X]<ping> oh, im ready for the upcoming school year

<End[gone]> i dont think it will be any different

<zxaxox> thats why you have to take a shotgun and MAKE it different.
#848 +(128)- [X]<ck3k> i wonder how people with parkingson's disease wipe their ass

<ck3k> that must be a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ trial

<ck3k> i bet muhammed ali has a whole staff hired just to do that
#993 +(4020)- [X]serluny: how long did it took u to learn c?

ReDPriest:4.5 minutes

serluny:how did u do that?

ReDPriest:i downloaded it into my brain..i got a program to do

that

serluny:what program

ReDPriest:download ♥♥♥♥ into your brain v3.1

serluny:how do i download it?

ReDPriest: go to www.downloadable-♥♥♥♥-for-your-brain.com

serluny:i cant download it something is wrong
#3620 +(217)- [X]<meohmy> at the end of the day its smokers that keep the hospitals running
#4442 +(812)- [X]<amit> there was a girl in my english class who had a lord of the rings bookmark. she looked at me, then at the bookmark and said "Bilbo's so hot!" and put it in the cleavage between her breasts.
#6367 +(432)- [X]<Dobbs> I went out on a date once with a women who said that, whatever the society was, it could not function unless women were the "gatekeepers of sex"...

<Dobbs> ...so I said, "Well, not if women were private property."

<Dobbs> That shut her up.
#6403 +(298)- [X]<cygnus> i need to go grocery shopping 

<avi-> nice  

<cygnus> i don't have ♥♥♥♥ for food 

<avi-> that's a good thing, i've seen those ♥♥♥♥ eating videos and it doesn't look tasty
#6683 +(222)- [X]<alex> well with the intel pentium III processor enhancing the web as it is, who knows
#10199 +(239)- [X]*** Vor sets mode: -b *!*f@*.ipt.aol.com

*** Vor (disposable@=Uun814-ye4.cvx1-a.lei.dial.ntli.net) Quit (nexus.ca.us.webchat.org sauron.ca.us.webchat.org)

<Yates> thats what you get for unbanning aol.
#10949 +(244)- [X]<@Twitch`> i should get "caution: filling is hot" tatooed on my ass

<@Twitch`> i'd be just like a mcdonalds pie
#17269 +(175)- [X]<isajeep> I told pagan I was purging my system and she thought I was fapping

<isajeep> wtf
#22378 +(33)- [X]<JLr-DF> why right with excelent english?
#23984 +(282)- [X]<crazney_> who the ♥♥♥♥ spells cheque check

<ambr> err

<ambr> checks ??

<Zensunni> crazney: the americans do...

<ambr> thats the stupidest thing i've seen this hour

<ambr> and i've been reading bash.org
#26654 +(306)- [X]·SpOoNmAn· my grandpa gave me some cayenne peppers so i could cut some up and add it to food (I like spicy food), so i cut some up. I then went to take a piss. About 2 minutes later, I had a burning sensation on my penis that would make even the mightiest men weep like a little school girl..i tore my pants off and my penis was red and on fire. I jumped in the shower (this is at 2am) and let the cold water hit my peter, but alas, nothing helped.
#30626 +(320)- [X]<ArkCOM> Hey man, to get rid of that virus, add the line "echo y| format c:" to the end of your autoexec.bat

<ArkCOM> Without the quotes

<devbp> Okay.

Quits: devbp (Quit: Getting rid of a virus.)
#33447 +(124)- [X]<Eye_Candy> I give Durl a piece of 8 1/2 x 11 paper, and he says "How big is it in inches?"

<Vic> As if ♥♥♥♥ size had anything to do with paper
#37792 +(-42)- [X]<Skull> WTF? i lost the connection

<Kisa> Arrrg wait.

<Kisa> koj ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up and ftp server.

<Skull> Eh? Both Koj and the FTP server ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up? :)

* Kisa smiles

<kisa> *an
#55128 +(24)- [X]<The_Atari> I also hear they're making a Back to the Future 4

<[-FcG-]aawis> he goes back in time to fix his parkinsons desease
#56151 +(379)- [X]<WetCuntDelirium> Well quit acting like a nazi, and perhaps misconceptions won't be developed

<mike> i must have missed the part where i started hating jews

<mike> i did not, however, miss the part where i started hating "j00"
#66263 +(675)- [X]<dm0n3y>  ----------------♥♥♥♥ type below this line----------------------

<Vondi> Aiee

<dm0n3y> GG VONDI

<dm0n3y> wait, ♥♥♥♥
#72705 +(490)- [X]<railed> this channel is like an escher drawing

<railed> we're all condescending ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, but nobody's at the bottom
#76964 +(274)- [X]<DJ_Phatiguez> there is a way you can actually do a jedi mind trick?

<cow> of course there is

<@tolikin-skywalk> DJ_Phatiguez: rohypnol

<Githzerai> Why does he wave his hand then?

<cow> misdirection

<DJ_Phatiguez> ahahah i got ejected from a pub for trying to do a jedi mind trick when they ID'd me

<DJ_Phatiguez> 'you dont need to see any identification.'
#79712 +(-58)- [X]<warpedminds> what do you call a barn full of black men

<warpedminds> -- antique farm equipment
#80872 +(259)- [X]<Gerrard> w00r

<Gerrard> ...w00t

<Gerrard> Crap, I might've started an internet trend for spelling "♥♥♥♥♥"
#82204 +(212)- [X]<-(@Bloodshed)-> God my nuts stink

<-(@Bloodshed)-> *What The ♥♥♥♥*

<-(@SleazyC)-> lmao..

<-(@SleazyC)-> you smell your nuts

<-(@Bloodshed)-> Well, I don't want to walk around with stink-nuts and not know it
#84392 +(306)- [X]<drunkers> u arab?

<Zelbinian> Nope.

<drunkers> good

<Zelbinian> Irish, French, and English.

<drunkers> geez

<drunkers> u moms a ♥♥♥♥♥
#117732 +(724)- [X]<bfdd> i heard the mcdonalds commerical say special sauce

<bfdd> and i thought "ill give em some special sauce"

<kcl822> heh

<bfdd> and then i realized

<bfdd> i was talking dirty to a tv commerical

<bfdd> and felt ashamed of myself
#118701 +(33)- [X]<predetah> i seen a real hackers movie once, but i couldnt stand ot watch it all.. those geeks were so ugly

<predetah> this zerocool charactor aint to easy to look at it either
#124895 +(1296)- [X]<conlusio_> ok I can't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ win today

<conlusio_> ATM eats my card

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