"#97 +(674)- [X]<reptile-> I can DoS people's cars from my GBA.
#911 +(447)- [X]<Kez> FIND A DISEASE AND CRAWL INTO BED WITH IT PLS THX
#3407 +(1835)- [X]<timmo> and it involves a girl named bertha

<timmo> WHO WOULD SUBJECT THEIR DAUGHTER TO THE HORRORS OF THAT NAME

<timmo> 'this is my daughter bertha, she eats villages'
#3415 +(592)- [X]<Crappy> tbe

<Crappy> er

<Crappy> the internet is cool

<Crappy> my triumphant statement somewhat dampened by my inability to type "the"
#6858 +(109)- [X]Abyss: Matt -- you ain't got nothing i can't subpoena, army-boy.

Matt Nute: From what we hear, it's a rather small subpoena.
#7578 +(251)- [X]*** Covaro is now known as Cov-poopie

<Cov-poopie> got ♥♥♥♥ to do
#11200 +(220)- [X]<Atarax> Canada is the USA's largest national park
#12606 +(238)- [X](Kawmun_Sentz): Tip of the day: Your daily fudgesicles intake should be less than 7
#13621 +(223)- [X]<Mort-Hog> Is 'clenches' spelt right?

<Flirbnic> No, it's 'headphones'.
#14206 +(410)- [X]<tague> i want to start a new movement, lets replace God with Allah in

<tague> the pledge and see how long it lasts

<Deke> i wanna replace with it with spam

<Deke> let companies bid on the phrase and raise some cash

<tague> there's an idea

<Deke> "One nation, under < For Rent > "
#15848 +(707)- [X]<Jabberwocky> I made a life-sized Battlemech out of legos.  I would have taken over the city too, if I hadn't run out of 2x4s for autocannon rounds.
#15870 +(239)- [X]<dabblerblue> i hate pants that are only comfortable when you're standing :(

<nzc> so takem off

<dabblerblue> i can't, i'm about to go out

<dabblerblue> i put them on so i could leave without being arrested

<dabblerblue> i hate that
#16364 +(-47)- [X]<IGNORANT> why do allways the amarican punk rocker go out whit the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ new wave hokker girls i dont like it here in norway punkrocers go out whit punkrock girl ore tellephone hokkers ore les they go out whit them self and do homosexual aktivitis!!!!!!!!!!
#16574 +(217)- [X]<McManus-wrk> how 'bout a pr0n site?  you'd get tons of hits  :)

<manual_overide> McManus-wrk: LOL

<McManus-wrk> :D

<KT> when the page loads up the page should say "kiddie pr0n is uncool! you should be ashamed of yourself! your IP has been logged and sent to the nearest law enforcement agency"

<McManus-wrk> and then CLICK HERE for kiddie pr0n...
#22947 +(176)- [X]<♥♥♥♥♥♥♥> it would be so convenient if cyber sex was real
#23411 +(33)- [X]< MaNcO > Sometimes late at night.....

< MaNcO > I lay awake and watch munk sleeping

< MaNcO > hes lost in peaceful dreams

< MaNcO > so i turn off the light

< MaNcO > lay there in the dark

< MaNcO > then a thought crosses my mind

< MaNcO > if I never wake

< MaNcO > in the morning

< MaNcO > would he ever doubt

< MaNcO > the way I feel about him in my heart

< MaNcO > if tomorrow never ♥♥♥♥

< MaNcO > will he know how much i looooooove him

< MaNcO > and i try in every way

< MaNcO > to show him every day

< MaNcO > he's my only one

< MaNcO > and if my time on earth was through

< MaNcO > he must face this world without me

< munk-@> wtf

< MaNcO > would the love i gave him in the past

< MaNcO > be enuogh to last

< MaNcO > if tomorrow never comes

< MaNcO > cos ive lost loved mons in my life

< munk-@> get a grip of yourself u filthy ♥♥♥♥♥♥

< munk-@> oh wait u already do "have a grip of yourself"
#24961 +(270)- [X]<Swish> life is so ironic

<Swish> Happy hour: when you imbibe great quantities of depressant
#27608 +(463)- [X]<Tuxedocat> The other day i noticed some similarities between Willy Wonka's chocolate factory and a meth lab

<Tuxedocat> if you stay there a while you see some strange ♥♥♥♥

<Tuxedocat> there's stuff that can kill you if you mess with it

<Tuxedocat> it's run by a strange guy who doesn't like visitors
#33664 +(384)- [X]<ultraman_jlh> Gonna go eat guys.

<ultraman_jlh> Later.

<Fnord> Why are you eating guys?

<ultraman_jlh> Because I don't like ♥♥♥♥♥♥ food.
#33845 +(-9)- [X]<rel> well some random guy msg's me

<rel> im assuming its you

<rel> so rufk off

<rel> oh ♥♥♥♥

<rel> wrong channel heh

<BB> lol
#34049 +(38)- [X]<andy> there's a total of 3 pelvic orofices in that pool. And only two people.

<andy> There's plenty of room.
#36308 +(632)- [X]<AwhSchitt> Well, a guy's puts objects into one of 3 categories.

<AwhSchitt> 1) "I want to have sex with it"

<AwhSchitt> 2) "I want to eat/drink it"

<AwhSchitt> 3) "It exists"
#39588 +(113)- [X]<DarkSpork> and .rmi is a midi

<Wing_Zero> yes I see that now.  but why? hehe.  how many ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ file extensions does a format need?

<Wing_Zero> sooner or later, mark my words, we're going to start running out of nice three letter extensions
#40312 +(258)- [X]<bbyhewie> my roommate just asked me how to change the font of text in a picture he just downloaded

<PhsyCon> tell him to drop it in notepad :P

<bbyhewie> no, i told him to shut up and stop talking to me
#44932 +(279)- [X]<Ophiel> someone asked me if LOL was a different version of AOL :O
#47118 +(364)- [X]* |taint| brushes qcommand hair back, traces lips gently with finger, staring into eyes...and then a kiss.

<|taint|> omfg wrong one!

<|taint|> =(((((

<qcommand> OMG

<Garak> LOL!!!

<|taint|> !!!!!

<Garak> ROFL!!

<|taint|> gah

<|taint|> rofl stfu =(

<qcommand> i feel strange

<Deena> eeewwwwww.......

<|taint|> rofl

<Deena> grossss.....

<|taint|> i hit the wrong one damnit!

<SCORPION> lol

<SCORPION> Q has been tainted
#50827 +(364)- [X]* Ouroboros does a robot dance in FLB's pants.

<FLB> ...

<Ouroboros> Well.

<Ouroboros> I mean.

<Ouroboros> You have spare pants, right?

<FLB> Yeah! Of course!

<FLB> That's what you meant

<Ouroboros> Yes.

<Ouroboros> It is.

<FLB> Umm.

<FLB> You can keep that pair.

<FLB> They're on the house.

<Ouroboros> KTHX
#55912 +(116)- [X]<NoRemorse> its a film about a killer who kills all the kids at the local high school who are vrgins

<CRC> US based I guess?
#56230 +(999)- [X]<Rin> 65 peolpe killed in Canada by guns last year

<Rin> 63 in UK

<Rin> 64 in Australia

<Rin> 11,456 in USA

<Ram> we win!
#56522 +(253)- [X]<HoaX|ZzZz> lol my mom is wrapping xmas presents listening to hard trance

<HoaX|ZzZz> i was like "mom wtf are you doing"

<checkered> hahaha too funny

<HoaX|ZzZz> she's like "it helps me zone out so i dont actually realize im wrapping presents, its like a drug"

<Scire> "hey mom, it's actually better ON drugs... want some?"
#60290 +(1351)- [X]<Imaginos> damn

<Imaginos> my neices cat ran away

<Imaginos> i said it went to kitty land, so she wants to know where kitty land is

<Imaginos> i bring up my browser

<Imaginos> type in www.kittyland.com

<Imaginos> and then closed it as fast as humanly possible
#76943 +(706)- [X]<Spike> I want to write an OS that gives error messages in laymen's terms

<Spike> "Your computer is ♥♥♥♥♥♥ broke yo. Reset this ♥♥♥♥"
#78935 +(524)- [X]* @K3nSh1n plays with the keyboard

<@Steve> I named mine, too.

<@K3nSh1n> lol

<@K3nSh1n> winkey?

<@Steve> "Womb Stretcher, the Magnificent"

<@K3nSh1n> ahhh

<@Steve> Most girls call it "Bahahahahah!  Are you asian?"
#80594 +(117)- [X]<]KO[-Spansk> get them to pick me

<Dark_Hawk> I'm workin' on it

<Dark_Hawk> There ya go

* Dark_Hawk wipes his mouth
#104136 +(522)- [X]<cheezychops> GOD I SLEEP ONE WORK WRONG AND YOU GO INSANE

<cheezychops> er

<cheezychops> SPELL*  WORD*
#146343 +(711)- [X]<[UMCP]TROGDOR> explain to me why i need to defragment my disk

<[UMCP]TROGDOR> whats the advantage
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