"#81 +(1956)- [X]<shaft`> I bought it through a special deal at work

<Guilty> The deal where you put what you can under your jacket?
#908 +(349)- [X]<NekkidBibleMan> Now on fox: When Naked Men Read The Bible (2)
#1046 +(343)- [X]<tokage> i have emotional states: apathy and irritation, which would you like me to direct at you?

? tokage/#kuro5hin smirks

<ragabr> tokage: irritation if it leads to spankings and nipple clamps

<vsync> which one comes with a free beer?

<tokage> hmm..both probably
#1223 +(90)- [X]<Alice> Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more

<Alice> I can't seem to find that address in DNS
#2025 +(385)- [X](synak) have you ever had to take a ♥♥♥♥ so bad, but you didnt want to leave irc that you just ended up ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ your pants? .. well, i just did .. computers are cool.
#2067 +(608)- [X]<tobes> Have fun at work? ;)

<Morbii> not particularly ;)

<Morbii> been back home a few hours tho

<Morbii> anything related to the word "work" isn't fun generally :P

<Morbii> pornstars may see things differently, but I wouldn't know

<Morbii> heh!

<tobes> Actually, that would probably get to be a pain in the ass.
#2335 +(59)- [X]<sM3GGy> What does the KU KLUX KLAN have in common with anabolic steroids?

<sM3GGy> They both make ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ run like ♥♥♥♥.
#2680 +(695)- [X]~ frOsty- giggles.. in a manly, tesrosterone-filled sort of way.
#3411 +(329)- [X]<erik> i guess that means oral sex is out of the question then

<grifferz> I dunno, with the stuff I've been coughing up today, your spooge might actually be more pleasant
#3661 +(254)- [X]<Kiteless> anyways, invite only is often a good thing

<Kiteless> unless youre talking about girls of course..

<ScumDog> Kidon's giving you delusions about girls who like games being 'hot'

<ScumDog> she's a serious rarity - remember that

<mightyflo> sell her on ebay

<Kiteless> 'hot gamer gf'

<mightyflo> LQQK!
#5718 +(333)- [X][OutLore  ] OMFG

[Lord-Data] OutLore: OYFG!
#6282 +(572)- [X]<tertyl> and i've bent a spoon with the power of my mind...though when the drugs wore off..it was back to normal...
#6354 +(593)- [X]<_Hawkeye_> I don't bareback

<_Hawkeye_> Fastest way to the grave

<Mthbeylt> I'm not sure, but I have a feeling this isn't about the relative merits of riding horses without a saddle.
#6771 +(201)- [X]* Fox-20 is down with gcc (yeah you know me)
#6797 +(340)- [X]<drdink> WaL-_-MarT: I used to know how to do an overhead page in your store

<WaL-_-MarT> cool, drdink..

<drdink> actually what you do

<drdink> is you take walmart's employee phone off the pole

<drdink> and go get a portable phone from the electronics department

<drdink> and plug it in to the pole

<drdink> and you can walk around the store

<drdink> and they can't catch you

<drdink> just don't leave, or its stealing
#7427 +(721)- [X]<xetlain> 376 lines of code so far I think

<xetlain> and that took me like 3 hours, lots of yelling, two packets of cigs, 4 liters of coke, and three wanks to get done.
#11551 +(310)- [X]<orion> the cube is but an infant

<orion> soon it will be flexing and thinking about cubettes

<orion> noticing files in weird places

<orion> experiencing new and unusual programs and applications

<Guilty> MY GOD WE MUST KILL IT NOW
#13887 +(223)- [X]<BlackNovember> Yesterday when I woke up I found my missing Borknagar CD under my pillow.

<WinterDemon> Yeah, that's the "♥♥♥ residue on your hand fairy"s way of repaying you for the left over man juice on your hand after you finished beating off and passed out with your hand under the pillow.

<BlackNovember> Whoa, so if i jerk off tonight and put my hand under my pillow, I'll wake up with a Rotting Christ album under it?

<WinterDemon> Yes, but not the album with a bonus disc, that would be too greedy
#14652 +(978)- [X]<[Waste-TkO-Sc-`nnG]-a> Ah man

<[Waste-TkO-Sc-`nnG]-a> can u believe rthat/

<[Waste-TkO-Sc-`nnG]-a> i was walking out of the bathroom

<[Waste-TkO-Sc-`nnG]-a> like really fast

<[Waste-TkO-Sc-`nnG]-a> and my belt loop got caught on the door

<[Waste-TkO-Sc-`nnG]-a> I swung around and smacked into the wall

<[Waste-TkO-Sc-`nnG]-a> Damn that hurt
#15776 +(88)- [X]<neo-fs> does anyone have aim

<neo-fs> for the life of me i cant change my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ password

<neo-fs> and its about to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ piss me the ♥♥♥♥ off

<gilma> my aim is good

<kryonik> my aim is good

<kryonik> when im whackin it

<kryonik> into some chicks mouth

<neo-fs> @_@

<neo-fs> your aim is weird
#34265 +(-1)- [X]<Annieland> i have beautiful skin

<Annieland> some people are just jealous

<rajn> no you don't

<rajn> you're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ugly

<Annieland> i do too

<Annieland> ♥♥♥♥ you

<Annieland> i'm beautiful

<rajn> ♥♥♥♥ you

<rajn> get hepatitis
#35521 +(588)- [X]<_sho_> Did you hear about the dyslexic guy who walked into a bra?

<RichiH> _sho_: that was so bad, it hurt
#37125 +(228)- [X]<PirateKing> The ultimate girl is any girl who will have sex with me.

<Jim`> I wouldn't call a prostitute the ultimate girl.
#38035 +(283)- [X]<Blazen> racism is not tolerated on this network. you have been warned. further actions will include kill/gline.

<gigfood> who is that

<gigfood> everybody says that word

<gigfood> ♥♥♥♥ you ♥♥♥♥♥♥

<Zt|ReEn^Ni> hes an ircop

<gigfood> ♥♥♥♥ he is?

<Blazen> is that a challenge?

<gigfood> listen here mr tuff irc cop

<gigfood> ♥♥♥♥ you ♥♥♥♥♥♥

*** gigfood has quit IRC (G-lined (Multiple harassment/racism issues))
#42381 +(82)- [X]<decoder> can somebody turn of this heavy lag?
#44262 +(320)- [X]Dervish: I want boxer shorts that have text " Geek inside" in the front =)

plan-9: why? noone will ever see that
#46015 +(212)- [X]<sdgsdg> this microsoft natural keyboard is like smart or something

<DrgdHmstr> its posessed

<sdgsdg> a few times already it hasnt pressed enter when I wasnt sure if I wanted to press enter or not

<sdgsdg> It like gives yyou a second chance
#46811 +(187)- [X]fastfido2000: I'm still puzzled on how that chunk fit through my hole...

fastfido2000: It's SCARY.

Kefka505: ....

Kefka505: Whoa, wait, start over.

fastfido2000: Weren't we talking about my "artistic vision?"

Kefka505: I sure as hell hope we were. O.o;
#48293 +(199)- [X]<[smurf]> MelowRage: you are a sick, sick, sick child

<MelowRage> I know

<[smurf]> even the name MelowRage pisses me off

<[smurf]> it tears me

<MelowRage> SCORE

<[smurf]> I am seared

<MelowRage> I was hoping it would piss someone off

<[smurf]> SEARING RAGE OF MELLOWNESS

<MelowRage> what with the blatant misspelling and such

<MelowRage> It was either "MelowRage" or "MellowRag"

<[smurf]> it makes me want to flip out and listen to Jazz at the same time

<MelowRage> I chose the former

<MelowRage> hehehe

<MelowRage> VIOLENT JAZZ MUSIC!!!

<[smurf]> STOP IT

<[smurf]> HAVE YOU EVER FLIPPED OUT TO JAZZ CORPERAL?!

<[smurf]> IT'S NOT SOMETHING A GROWN MAN SHOULD DO!

<MelowRage> like a music video of some black dude going nuts and shoving his saxophone into a guy's eyeball

<[smurf]> ..nah

<[smurf]> that's rage

<[smurf]>mellow rage would be the Micheal Jackson video where they get all ready to knife fight and then they just dance with their hands together
#50852 +(539)- [X]<Matt> What shape is a gamecube?
#58454 +(139)- [X]<Mosqui^> but don't diss clothes

<Mosqui^> clothes rule

<Mosqui^> i love clothes

<Mosqui^> and i love shopping for clothes

<Mosqui^> .....god i'm a woman
#75747 +(-29)- [X]( Keebs ) Sheri has a secret she needs to tell me.

( Keebs ) :|

( +[steev] ) shes prego

( Keebs ) [steev]: lol.."